#i tromped around in the woods in flip flops countless times as a child and never got it

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companies be putting aloe into shit that should not have aloe in it, for no fucking reason

post brought to you by: apparently they put that shit in MOUTHWASH now and now my mouth is itchy

#eliot posts #also it is in SO MANY fucking ''hypoallergenic'' soaps and lotions #very evil of them #gotta use the shitty cheapo stuff sometimes cuz there's no plant bullshit just pure harmless Chemicals #ironically i am allergic to aloe but NOT to poison ivy #at least i don't think i am #i tromped around in the woods in flip flops countless times as a child and never got it #my dad's mostly immune to it too so i prolly inherited that. idk if my mother is or not? #anyway this one time my dad was weeding around the hedges and fence and there was a shitload of poison ivy #and he didn't bother to wear gloves and he was at it for Hours and only got a mild rash for a couple days #he DID however get some nasty bruises that day because a deer snuck up behind him and kicked the shit out of him with its mighty hooves #i was dozing off and not looking out my window i just heard him shouting and yelling for my mom to come help #and SHE apparently also paid him no mind and didn't get up to look out the window #cuz sometimes he just shouts shit or calls ppl over for no reason or to help him w shit he can do himself #he kind of deserved it tho. like. karmically. he deserved to be kicked by SOMETHING. #weird tangent there for fun