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twoeyedshockwave-lol · 10 months
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Yeah sure you probably get bitches but did you get CAD BANE socks for christmas?
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I'm probably the only person to own these.
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sketchy-rosewitch · 2 years
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TBOBF SPOILERS: my thoughts
Was wondering why I all of a sudden got a bunch of likes on my Cobb Vanth stuff.. just told my friend to go fuck himself so yeah
Din’s “WHAT?!” Got me weak as hell when Grogu popped up.
Also yeah fuck Cad Bane old ass hoe needed to die. fuck this man
I love Jo, and the Weequay yall tell me his name bc I forgot but we finally got it which means I’m more comfortable finishing up my one shot.
Grogu, I was okay with whatever decision he made but he had me weak banging on that damn window, I missed him even though he wasn’t even gone for that long.
Peli and that Twi’lek are the only ship that matters fuck every single ship but this one ship and yes I forgot his name too I’m sorry.
Also I headcanon (and it basically is canon) that Mandalorians are natural animal lovers and I love that.
Also Grogu using the force in a healthy way? Hell yeah, little dude gotta learn to not overexert himself though it’s very worrying.
I’m glad as hell Fennec kept Boba in check with thinking with his head vs heart
Boba and Din’s fight scenes were amazing.
Fennec reminds me of an aunt and I love tf outta her for it, she’s so cute.
There may or may not be another season but I do expect Boba Fett to be back and Fennec too. they hinted towards Cobb getting his own show and I have a feeling if they left the palace to Santy and the biker gang (do they have an official name again I forget a lot of shit) then they might be helping Cobb out.
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santalsaburablog · 3 years
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Adventures of Santal. Chapter 5: First Lesson
Only a well-earned lesson is beneficial.
     Corellia! A temperate Core Worlds planet of rolling hills, dense forests, lush meadows and deep seas, renowned for its fast, rugged starships and talented pilots. It was there, by the decision of the Jedi Council, that Master Yoda went on a diplomatic mission. And at this time a very interesting announcement appeared in Goloseti.
     Cad Bane sat quietly in a bar chair, chewing on a toothpick. The last order from the Syndicate of Rations was not so difficult. Steal a valuable thing. Of course, there were murders. So what? How many times has he done this kind of thing? Can't count it anymore. So it's a matter of everyday life. Suddenly, the datapad beeped.
     - What's the matter? - asked the duros, receiving the drink.
     “A new order has just arrived,” the bartender replied.
     Excellent. So, it turns out that no one has tackled it yet. But he will do it!
     - Give it to me. The man pulled out the datapad. From a distance everything is as it should be. Heading in big letters, everything else in small letters. Photo after the title.
     As soon as Bane saw the photo, he almost choked. This is the SAME GIRL! Well, exactly. The text itself was like this:
                                                                      THE GIRL IS LOST.                                   
                                    Name is Santal Sabura.                                     Age 3.5 years.                                     An orphan.                                     Kala'uun city, planet Ryloth.                                     Signs: cold brown hair, braided in two tails, brown eyes,                                        honey shade. The physique is normal.                                     Clothes: white nightdress, brown shoes.                                     Uncle and aunt are very worried.                                     There is a suspicion that the child was stolen.                                     Call XXXXXXXX.                                     Please provide any information.                                     Need help from volunteers.                                     HELP TO FIND A CHILD!
     That's all. But Bane was wary of something. He read the ad again and noticed that there was not a word about the reward. Why Most likely, one of two things: they forgot to write or the return is free. In any case, it is necessary to clarify. Moreover, he had already seen the girl.
     The call was answered five seconds later.
     - Yes! I am listening to you! Speak quickly! Did you learn anything ?! - answered a middle-aged female voice and, apparently, was on the verge of hysteria.
     - Hello. I am about your announcement. I would like to get down to business. Find your niece. “Cad always tried to be polite, courteous and helpful when talking to a client.
     But all the same it was unpleasant for him to listen to the voice of this woman.
     - Oh, thank you! Noby, did you hear? - the woman screamed with joy. She was answered in a muffled tone.
     “I just wanted to clarify the amount of the reward,” the duros asked, just as politely.
     - What? The woman changed her tone to suspicious. - I heard right? Did you ask about the reward? Who are you anyway?
     - Yes. I'm a bounty hunter.
     Bane was rudely interrupted:
     - Well, you must. For some reason I didn't even doubt. How dare you ?! Scum! Demand money for the return of our only treasure! Impudent! Monster! Bandit! Don't even dare try to search! For someone like you, a place in prison! Our niece is priceless. Returns FREE! Got it ?! IS FREE! And don't you dare call anymore! Rubbish! Don't you dare touch Santal!
     Cad stopped the stream of curses at him with a banal press of the call end button.
     What a woman! Bane was amazed. He doesn't like his nephew. It's a pity for money. However, she may not be rich. So what? Those who value their children will get out of their skin and collect a large sum. So the Duros thought. Crazy woman. Immediately visible.
     The man exhaled and left the bar, leaving the drink unfinished and the datapad on the table. Nothing. He will have many more customers and generous fees in his life. You just have to be patient.
     - Santal Sabura. - Duros decided to test the name not only with his eyes and by ear, but also with his tongue.
     San tal. Well, they came up with a name for the child. Couldn't it have been better? Sounds ringing somehow. And it tastes like steel and at the same time a cake. Exactly!
     But here's what's strange. If before that he did not pay much attention, now he looked closely at the photo and ... This silly thing reminded him of someone. But who? Unclear. The Duros have always been famous for their eidetic memory, and Cad was no exception, but he still couldn't remember. In the end, he killed as many people as he crossed paths with. And he is already twenty-six years old.
     Well, okay. What is this little fellow from Ryloth to him? For this he does not work. He shouldn't worry about her. And the Duros had no desire to get involved with this hysterical woman in the future. No wonder her niece ran away from her. So he even just did her a favor, and she should be grateful to him.
     And indeed, very quickly the thoughts of the girl disappeared from my head completely.
      ***
     Elina's nostrils almost emitted steam from rage, like an angry animal. At that moment, Nobi ran into the room.
     - Honey, what happened? I heard you screaming. And what are you doing?
     The Letan was about to drop her comlink on the floor and crush it, but her husband snatched it out of her hands in time.
        - I am angry! That's what! Literally just now some degenerate called and asked about the reward! Well, we agreed.     
        - Of course, we agreed. Who was that? Not an hour a mercenary?    
        - Sure. Or a bounty hunter. No difference. All the same degenerates. And this is clearly a bastard. You don't have to look at him to understand this. I suppose my father is a great alcoholic. And my mother died begging on the street. Or in general it was easy behavior.     
       - What are you…      
       - And how? I was told, and I think so myself: bounty hunters are the most vile scum. Dregs of society. The lowest category.     
       Nobi didn't argue because he agreed. Then the couple sat down on the sofa and began to pray that everything was in order and Santal was found, returned home and never met the idiot with whom Elina had just talked.
                                                         ***
     - Hello, child.
     Santal looked around until she found the owner of the voice. It was ... an animal. A very unusual talking animal of green color and funny ears. The tip of one was sticking up, the other - down. There are wrinkles on the forehead. In the hands of a cane. And he himself is about the same height as Santal. Or a little less.
     “Hello,” Santal answered timidly. And this slight fear did not hide from the interlocutor.
     - Are you afraid, I see.
     - Yes. You're right. I have never met anyone like you before.
     Santal was indeed a little scared. Another unusual creature, only very small this time. But even though this ... animal - although what an animal he is, he's in good clothes - and not as tall as the uncle, this does not mean that he cannot do harm.
     - Haven't met, hmm? - The animal examined the girl from head to toe. - In a nightgown, I see you. - And he chuckled, stating the fact.
     Santal was embarrassed, not knowing what to say. But, fortunately, green somehow felt it and helped:
     - Who are you? Where are you going?
     - Well, I'm in a hurry. On Ryloth, the girl replied.
     - Your planet is far away. How did you get here?
     - It's not my fault! - Santal exclaimed hotly and began to tell from the very beginning.
     The only lie in her story was that the uncle was wearing a mask, not a hat. And she kept silent about the moment with vomiting. Sabura did not want to betray the man. Although she did not give her word to him, she did give her word to herself. And somehow it turned out illogical. She swore to him so loudly that she would not tell, and then - on you! Tells the green creature everything. Santal thought it was wrong. She's decent and honest. She must confirm her intentions in practice.
     - Hmm. - The animal put its paw with three fingers to the chin. “I can help you, child. What's your name?
     - I am Santal Sabura. Sorry for not introducing myself right away. - The girl even bowed slightly.
     The animal nodded in understanding, and then said this, which made the daughter of the Jedi stunned:
     - I feel that you are not deprived of the Power.
     Santal blinked her eyes.
     - What is it?
     - Strength is an endless mystery. She is everywhere. Surrounds and pervades us. Ties the galaxy together. And in you she is strong enough. - Zeleny smiled.
     - Enough for what?
     - Enough to be able to become a Jedi.
     - That is, the guardian of the world? My aunt told me.
     - Yes. Master Yoda I. Pleased to meet you. - The newly made acquaintance slightly bowed his head.
     - I am glad, too. - Santal repeated the movement, slowly getting rid of a slight fright.
     - So you agree?
     - I dont know. “The girl really didn't know what to do.
     On the one hand, I really wanted to go home. Finally! On the other hand, the prospect of becoming a Jedi, like her parents, fascinated her. Santal, without knowing it, found herself at a crossroads. Left - a chance to return to family and old life. On the right - the opportunity to start from scratch, learn a lot. There is a chance to find out the truth about parents, to get a profession right now. They say that such opportunities are not given every day, and, perhaps, there is only one attempt. You will go to one side, you will not go to the other. The girl somehow understood this.
     Seeing that the baby hesitated, Yoda invited her to walk with him. And Santal went. During the walk, green told the girl what the Jedi were doing: they selflessly help, keep the peace. They follow the path of spiritual and physical improvement. Jedi are the protectors of peace in the galaxy. They use their powers to guard and defend — never to attack others. The Jedi respect every life, in every form, serve others rather than dominate them for the good of the galaxy. They strive for self-improvement through knowledge and training. I spoke a little about midi-chlorians. The more there are, the more sensitive you are to the Force.
     - How many of them do I have?
     - We can find out.
     Yoda took out some kind of device and asked for a finger. Santal reacted calmly because she was already going through it. Even in a dream.
     - About fourteen to fifteen thousand you have.
     - A lot of.
     “More than enough to become a Jedi.
     - And how much midichlorivan do you need to feel?
     “Midichlorian,” Yoda corrected. - Eight to nine thousand.
     - By the way, I just wanted to ask. From early childhood, I constantly feel something. For example, it seemed to me that something would happen. Or felt someone's presence. As if someone is directing me, indicating what to do. Exactly this way and nothing else. Does it work, does the Force tell me?
     - Yes. Strong, it seems, is your connection with her. This is good, but it can also be dangerous as the future is in constant flux. Choose your path wisely.
     - And I often have dreams. Scary and not.
     - Another sign of a stronger connection with the Force.
     - I.e…
     “If you want to know more, you better become a Jedi.
     - Then I agree! - Now Santal was able to make a decision.     
     - Are you sure, m? The path of a Jedi is not easy and lasts a lifetime. To become a Jedi requires a keen mind and deep commitment to the cause of the Order. Live by the Code. It means entering on this path by dedicating your life to serving the ideals that we sacredly honor.      
     Only the girl got rid of old doubts, so now they have been replaced by new ones. What to do?
    “I agree anyway,” Santal said firmly, although inwardly she continued to worry.     
     - Let's go then.      
    The Green Jedi and his companion boarded the ship. In size, it was much smaller than the previous two, in which Santal traveled. They took off.      
   - Where are we flying?      
   - To Coruscant. To the Temple that will become your home.      
   Yoda, while still on Coruscant, sensed that there was some kind of Force surge on the planet Corellia. There was something there. Something powerful. And this "something" was a little girl. She looks three or four years old, but it is already felt that the Power is great in her. Such a child cannot be in bad hands. Fortunately, Santal herself is not averse to becoming a Jedi. There are simply doubts. She also said about some dreams. The Force must be trying to warn Santal about something. Most likely, these are Visions. And they cannot be ignored. But the girl finds out about it later. Now we must not frighten her, but take her to the Temple for training, put her in order, enroll in the Order.     
    The girl did not know what Yoda was thinking, but she was worried anyway. Not only because of ignorance, but in general. Suddenly this green one - the same as that uncle, wants to sell and lures. Moreover, the method is very interesting and effective.      
   At that moment it sounded. Yoda took the call. Later it turned out that the green should fly to Alderaan, which Santal mistakenly called "Aldevran". And then to Naboo. Why, she didn't know. But I decided, just in case, that there was nothing wrong with that.      
   During the flight, Sabura learned even more about the world around her. So she found out that she met with Yoda on the planet Corellia. I walked around the capital of Coronet, visited a place called Golden Beaches. Played in the sea and lay in the sand. And she came to this planet on a Rodian ship. That thing attached to the hunter's thigh is a blaster. And this is not a complete list of what the girl learned. 
    Once in the blue space, Yoda warned that he would fly now to Alderaan, then to Naboo. At the first stop, Santal thought she would stay next to the ship and wait for Yoda to do everything. The girl did not feel very well due to the fact that she did not immediately get to Coruscant. What if it's a trap, and green is another crook, like uncle, if not worse? And Santal still hasn’t decided whether she needs it or not. Maybe still go home to your aunt?      
   On Alderaan, the family needed help. Yoda left Santal with a woman who at first complained about why it was late, but when she saw the little girl and what state she was in, she took pity, took her to the kitchen, gave him blue milk, put three plates with a bunch of food on the table, and then sat down to eat. Sabura ate and ate everything, so some boy, probably a son, wondered how hungry the girl was.         
     Then Yoda returned with the boy, like two peas in a pod, similar to the first. The woman rushed to hug and kiss the child, thanked him. And the duo went to Naboo. There Santal was waiting for a small excursion to the local beauties, and that was all. No stupid adventures.      
     And now, when they gathered in the capital of the Republic, Yoda's room rang. Devaron has problems with bandits. And the green one agreed to help. Just because he wanted to, Santal decided.      
    To say that it was bad on the planet is to say nothing. Screams, panic, and some animals with fangs and claws on two legs were running around with weapons. More with tails.      
     It was then that Sabura first saw the Jedi in action. Yoda turned into a green spot, endlessly jumping and twirling with a strange thing with a long green, like himself, end. How clever he is, the girl was surprised. And seemingly not young.  
      Finally it was over. And it could have happened earlier, if the animals responded to the request to surrender. And as for Yoda, he managed to please Santal just for this proposal:     
     “You'd better surrender.      
     The animals were taken away somewhere.      
     “It's time for you to go home,” said the green one. Sabura nodded.      
     But halfway to the ship, the girl had a premonition. And indeed, when Santal decided to turn around, tired of being nervous, she realized that Yoda had overlooked one animal after all. Only the fanged one raised his weapon, Santal shouted automatically:     
   - No! - She stretched her arms in front of her, and the beast flew to the side.     
   The girl looked at her palms in horror. Everything is just like in a dream! Only the heroes are different.     
   “We forgot one,” Yoda chuckled.      
   Then they dragged this one where it was necessary. And the green one asked:   
     - Well, what have you decided?      
   “I've been thinking all the time,” Santal began. It seemed to her that there was no need to answer in one word. - At first I was afraid. Total. If I can become a Jedi, well, that is, I have what it takes. Will you succeed? What will your aunt say? What's in store for me? What if I don't succeed and I become a laughing stock? Maybe I don't belong there? But now, after what just happened ... I stopped the enemy without weapons. No anger. Do you understand, yes? And I, it turns out, used the Force?      
     Yoda nodded.      
     - If this is how I can, then it would be better for me to learn how to manage such power so as not to harm anyone. What else can I do mechanically? Mali what else could happen? So I decided. I will go to the Order and study to be a Jedi. My parents will be proud of me. I feel it. And my aunt ... I hope she understands.     
     “In that case, according to etiquette, call me Master. - The corners of the green lips crept upward. And he himself bowed slightly.      
   - Okay, Master. - Santal easily agreed. Yes, and my soul became easier.      
    - Time to the Temple, youngling Sabura.      
     When they took off, the girl seriously thought. What lessons did she learn over the entire period?      
      Don't walk the streets alone at night. Do not let your guard down. Sometimes you have to take something without asking. Some people don't like being spied on. Do not taste drinks that you do not know, otherwise you will vomit. Some are not moved by any pleading. To be honest, Santal wanted to be so hard herself. If you help someone just like that, without expecting gratitude, that someone will want to help in return.      
      The sea on the planet Corellia is the best thing in the world. And she will come back here someday. And in general, traveling is very cool! Just recently I was in such a whirlwind and now I am not against repetition. Not right now, but later.      
     Whatever the beast looks like, you don't take his word for it. We need to check. It is very important. She's calm about Yoda now. He will not deceive her. He's a Jedi.      
     And uncle? What about him? Where is he? Does he think about her? Probably not. Well, let. She's thinking about him now. Santal had clearly decided that if she was ever destined to meet him again, she would certainly teach him a lesson. Need to punish the hatter, teach him a lesson. Show that it is useless to hurt little girls. Even if everything ended well for her, but still ... it is necessary. Really needed. The main thing is not to forget about your desire.      
   And completely confident, Santal walked alongside Yoda, leaning on a cane, to the ship, whose final stop was Coruscant. Towards destiny.      
    By the way, the daughter of the Jedi made another conclusion for herself. The main conclusion. Only now did she realize that the rules must be followed. You don't love, you don't want to, you are lazy or not lazy, but you have to live by the rules. This is the law. Otherwise, you can get into such a story that you don't recognize your own. Therefore, on that day, Santal Sabura took an oath that she would always observe and honor all laws, rules, regulations, codes and so on. Until a ripe old age.
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