#i think u really hit the nail on the ehad

[safyresky]

hello, it is i. the nuisance formerly known as little-fairground-fish. I took like a 6 yr break from Tumblr before suddenly falling in love with it again recently and therefore hadn't updated my blog in forEVER and realised just today that it was all mortifyingly cringey and teenagery, so here we are. new blog, old me. BUT that's not important rn. what IS important is that I discovered Jacqueline's blog last night and promptly scrolled through like 50+ pages of it instead of sleeping. wise? no. fun? YES.

In doing so I learnt many things, including:

Jacquie has f*cked a vampire? I am impressed but i have questions

She has also fought a kraken. (angry mermaids 2 blame)

Was a governess. (Never again)

Started a titty duel - hot

Can dual wield - also hot

Likes swords, but who doesn’t

Had a cutlass which her ex lost (dick). Rapiers r v good too

so are corsets (or at least. they're not as bad as Hollywood makes them out to be)

hates summer. the weather not the aunt. honestly what a fat vibe. hot weather is so uncomfy >:(

Chaotic and dramatic bisexual (same)

makes excessive amounts of hash browns when stressed

Throwing hands w aunt spring. but it gets tiring for everyone after awhile except mommy winter herself who goes HARD always

Pun wars (Jacquie vs everyone. especially jack)

Elle and B never have time to do the do (technical term) except for in august, bc Jacquie is ALWAYS. THRE. no respect for privacy ever

woerm. sinful. I knew not of this meme and now I feel so blessed.

Jack is ordained? amazing. why

he has a wealth of fainting couches. what a dramatic bitch I love it.

dite is ace. I love. this.

she and Jacquie are not only adorable gfs but also adorable travel buddies. wow 😌😍 my skin is cleared and my bills are paid.

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this has been an education and I've enjoyed it immensely. especially her interactions with Elle.

I quite possibly have covid rn and istg Jacquie, Elle et al content is keeping me out of the grave.

im sorry. I realise this isn't a question but I just wanted you to know. this is serving me v well while drawing her!

never feel obligated to answer my rambles, I just like to talk a lot!

I see no nuisance here, only a really cool person gushing about things I too like to gush about! Love the new URL :)

It's alright! I never use the ask box to ask asks, lol. At least, not 100% of the time!

Jacqueline has done MANY THINGS and this prompted me to scroll though her blog again, I vaguely recall the vampire thing but not enough!! And now I need to find it!!! @snowqueenjacqueline WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!

But yeah, all of the above are things!! She has done!! Other things I know off the top of my head: She was a blacksmith apprentice, then a blacksmith; very good chance she MADE the sword the ex lost. She had a very fulfilling career in piracy; had an undercut in the 90s and ROCKED IT, and has many many years of middle child-ing to catch up on, and unfortunately for Elle this bleeds through to her, too, lmao!

Sorry to hear about ms rona! I know a handful of people here who've finally run into it, and I HATE being sick and covid sounds SO unpleasant, so I hope it's maybe NOT covid and if it is, you have a SPEEDY RECOVERY! May the goddess of the springs (and her horrible awful magibeans lmao) continue to aide you in this endeavour ;)

#dani answers #ask box shenanigans #definitelyy-not-a-vampire #crystal springs #tsc: crystal springs #tsc: cs #i think u really hit the nail on the ehad #when u said im not sure if i want to be her or date her #and yes!!! dite is v v ace and we love her for it! #my biggest flex was making the literal goddess of pleasure ace #that's the ace agenda folks