#i think eviterno or odon will win

[cvstodians]

BLASPHEMOUS 2 SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT

(Not pictured: Cástula and Trifón). Your penance is over Blasphemers, it's finally time to find out who's Cvstodia's newest most eligible bachelor. Place your bets in the notes!

#couldnt add Cástula and Trifón because the site wouldnt let me add more than 32 #but they will be part of the vote #ill do the first vote tomorrow #blasphemous game #blasphemous 2 #blasphemous 2 sexyman tournament #i think eviterno or odon will win

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The Blasphemous Gang at the theme park

Orospina would spin the carousel while Infanta and Lesmes are in it at top speed:

Infanta: Yayyyy!!!!

Lesmes: Ahhhhh!!!!

He flew out by physical force of the fast spinning carousel due to his big size. It went viral about a little girl and a dad riding in a carousel at top speed and the dad flew out of his ride

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Also Orospina would totally spin the teacup ride at full speed while Eviterno and Benedicta are in it with her:

Eviterno: SOMEONE TELL THIS BITCH TO STOP THERE'S AN ELDERLY HERE!!!!!

Benedicta:*fainted*

Orospina: LET'S GO!!!!

Let's just say Eviterno threw up a lot later and Benedicta feels really dizzy

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Infanta is the Queen of the dart games or any other prize winning game. She's gonna go home with lots of plushies. Daddy is very proud 🤩. The prizes game owners are losing blood as they see her winning all of their prizes

She would also go to see the pretty parades cuz all kids do

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Crisanta and the Penitent One at the rollercoaster:

Crisanta:

Penitent One:

Deogracias:*sips soda while watching the whole thing*

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Odon and Lesmes would totally compete at the high striker to see who hits the hardest

They broke the high striker afterwards

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Lesmes was holding Infanta and she popped a balloon a clown gave her:

I personally think she likes popping balloons. I get the impression she chase a lot of clowns that day

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The group picture,kind of:

Benedicta sitting on the bench next to Lesmes holding Infanta while Eviterno is throwing up next to them

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Benedicta scared all the "ghosts" in the Haunted House, she looks more like a ghost than the costumers:

The costumers when they see Benedicta:

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The Penitent One got ran over mercilessly by Crisanta and Deogracias in the Bumper cars ride

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Infanta and Lesmes enjoyed a relaxing ferris wheel ride at the end of the trip,till Orospina got a hand on the control panel,now it's spinning like crazy:

Infanta: Weeeeee!!!!

Lesmes: OROSPINA I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

Orospina: (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

That's a lot of stuff xD try to keep it short next time though I applaud your enthusiasm.

That said, while I don't think Orospina would be a buff lady (my headcannon) the idea of her being buff makes me laugh, and yes, TPO wouldn't even flinch at a roller coaster.

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