#i swear to god i will clesn out this ask box or die trying!!

[brandwhorestarscream]

Since people have been mentioning the Reincarnation AU where the TFA characters become the babies of G1 characters, I feel like dragging an idea from Discord onto here that was talked about in, like, October.

So G1 Prowl gives birth to TFA Prowl, right? And the adults are worried that baby Prowl is sickly due to how thin he is compared to basically everyone else who is blocky. Of course, mama Prowl is very protective of baby Prowl.

One day, mama Prowl left the baby with Jazz due to all the other mecha he trusts being busy and Prowl needing to go do something that isn't safe to bring the baby to. Jazz takes the baby to a pit of sorts he knows the baby won't escape from and its a sunny day, so he isn't worried when he falls asleep. However, he should've checked the weather because oh boy here comes the rain. He wakes up to baby Prowl crying at him and raining pouring down and Jazz has to rush back to base.

Ratchet is not happy at Jazz as he sets up the baby with a little nest of heated blankets and the baby keeps sneezing and got a cold from how long he was out in the rain before Jazz could return. When mama Prowl finds out, he's furious and lays into Jazz, scolding him. Jazz is a bundle of shame and sadness, since now mama Prowl won't let Jazz babysit the baby and whenever he goes to the medbay, he feels so bad when he sees baby Prowl asleep in his little nest.

Jazz gets back into mama Prowl's good graces when something happens and Jazz is the only mecha mama Prowl trusts with his baby that is staying at base. Jazz knows mama Prowl is watching him, so keeps the baby in his room and makes a blanket fort with the baby. Mama Prowl returns to see the baby happy and snuggling with Jazz.

There was more to this with Bumblebee and the Decepticons, but I can throw it in through a different ask or you can relay to tumblr if you so choose.

ITS BEEN 5 MONTHS SINCE THIS AU STARTED?? FUCK 😭

But anyway YES! Back when Lil P was the only reincarnated sparkling and Prowl was still a super high strung overprotective mama! Poor bitty isn't at all accustomed to water or snow or earth's shittastic cold temperatures (idk if winters were this harsh in the 80s but where I'm at, our winter temperatures regularly dip below -30°F [that's -34.4°C for anyone not in ye old freedom land]) and delicate little praxians are not built for such extreme cold! It's a miracle all he got was a bit of cold shock! Ratchet chews him out, sure, but Jazz was actually afraid Prowl might kill him. He has never seen the SIC so mad, before or since

It takes him a looong time to get back into the resident milf's good graces, and even after he earns the right to babysit again? Prowl still gives him the "I'm watching you" fingers at every hand off. Jazz is always on his best behavior looking after Lil P, refusing to take him outside and keeping him safely entertained in the rec room or his suite. He's the fun uncle that let's the baby build blanket forts and tear apart his room, but he truly doesn't mind. They've fallen asleep in there together on more than one occasion 💖

Prowl will never admit it, but he has pictures 😌 he likes to look through them on his drives when Lil P is cuddled against his chassis, sound asleep after a long day

#reincarnation au #i swear to god i will clesn out this ask box or die trying!!