#i should get paid $1000000 every time i have to text my ex about some stupid shit he should know better abt

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I’m not the hot young g/t protagonist. I’m the jaded elderly tiny village leader who staunchly forbids all the villagers to ever interact with giants and people think it’s for safety or because I’m a huge grouch but it’s actually because years ago I had my heart broken in a whirlwind romance with a tall dashing giant and now I can’t bear to see any of my people go through that pain. Also we still all live in my giant ex’s backyard and sabotage his garden yearly. Fuck that guy.

#g/t #giant tiny #FUCK. EXS. SORRY IM HAVING. A BAD DAY. #i should get paid $1000000 every time i have to text my ex about some stupid shit he should know better abt