#i should be able to play a golf simulator in 2023 that literally has the pga course near the mexican town where i grew up on it

[unchartedthelostlegacy]

next gen systems having the worst looking sports simulator games is just pathetic. i’m sorry. grass that looks worse than my VCR-sized OG xbox renders it when I play Links 2004, unsexy lighting in a rectangular stadium/tennis court or small golf course several generations after open worlds were introduced. players looking like their skin is play-doh with hair on in said lighting. BUT we have microtransactions spend money on packs of players omg do you want to buy fake clothes to dress up your fake player you made out of preselected faces when FIFA Street on the aforementioned original xbox allowed you to modify and shape noses when creating your player? omg do you have friends who waste their time on this game too (no, all my friends know better)?? play online with them! (i think i don’t want anyone on earth to know i play madden or golf games of my own free will thanks) DO YOU WANT A HOUSE TO GLITCH ON YOUR FOOTBALL FIELD?? DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THE INVISIBLE BALTIMORE RAVENS?! PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT OUR GAMES FROM 2006 THAT ARE BETTER PLEASE DON’T FIND OUT THAT THE NINTENDO DS AND PSP VERSIONS OF OUR GAME ACTUALLY HAS REFS ON THE FIELD AND CREATE-A-STADIUM/TEAM AND OTHER FEATURES WE GOT RID OF BECAUSE SOMEHOW WE CAN’T MAKE THEM RUN ON NEWER SYSTEMS! did you want simulation? oh oh i thought you said you wanted a real-money-black-hole gambling casino that looks like shit and crashes and loses your save data to play on a system that boasts the ability to bring you the most beautiful and fastest games of all time

#madden #pga tour #this is such a self own to even post this #but i had to get it out #madden 23 #pga 2023 #sports video games #i should be able to play a golf simulator in 2023 that literally has the pga course near the mexican town where i grew up on it #yes i am your alcoholic parent