a sad day for poor ol' me
but at least i have my reputation
oh no my reputation!
unless i change it
turn over a new leaf
one whole week to make my mark in history
one whole week to become
bluster the benevolent
i will be remembered as a straight up honest guy
who will gladly give his life to save the average passerby
they'll erect a statue in horror of me
a monument to symbolize my bravery
bluster the benevolent
hailed as a king
blessing one and all instead of cursing everything
i will hand out daisies and rescue kittens from a tree
and pick up all the litter that falls in front of me
maybe they will name a city after me
with plaques on every building signs of my nobility
bluster the benevolent
hailed as a god
spreading joy and love instead of bumbling like a clod
bluster the benevolent
wins the nobel prize
for bringing world peace about
in the blink of an eye
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