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lollytea · 7 years

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I have a three hour class coming up, so naturally, I need to give you something that will take you three hours to write to make it fair. Gimme all of them for either Satin Diamond or Jazzle, your choice.

Idk enough about Puzzle to do ALL of these about Jazzle so I went with the sparkles.

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

Now I’ve said that Guy is a HUUUUUGE impulse buyer who would probably throw money at whatever remotely reminded him of Satin. But I also imagine Satin as the type to spend MORE on stuff for Guy.

Just because while he’ll buy anything that holds his attention long enough, she’s more focused on the quality. If it’s expensive, its good. All shit that goes on her boy gotta be designer and she is hellbent on dressin him pretty.

So Satin. Its Satin.

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

Guy. Whenever he has a tight schedule, he’s either working or napping cuz damn son hes exhausted. But the thing is, that leaves him with very little time to spend with Satin. So sleeping in her lap is the best he can get.

Meanwhile, my girl has a way better sleep endurance than he does. She can pull off an all-nighter and still seem perfectly composed the next day. Satin’s fuckin incredible.

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

who tf u think

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

Guy is often begging Satin to get some sleep. But listen, if she’s in the zone, you cant stop her. Yes, Guy, she’s aware its 2am.

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

Neither Satin or Chenille have much experience in cooking. They were pretty spoiled and never had to lift a finger in any kind of housework during their childhood and teenage life. Both of them have had to learn since they moved out but they gotta stick to the basic stuff.

Bless her, Satin’s heart was definitely in the right place. But what she tried to cook was gourmet which she sure as hell was not ready for yet.

Guy’s childhood ran more on a chore wheel kinda thing. He and his siblings had to take turns cooking dinner each week so like he’s a lot more acquainted with it. But is he proud of Satin’s obvious efforts, that’s his girl! You did amazing for your first try!

Tbh he probably tries to eat some of it just to be like “Nonono its fine, we can totally eat this for di-” *Chokes and has to spit it out* “Yeah ok imma make some cookies. You did a good job tho I love you”

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

At a petstore, Guy points at two lizards lying on top of eachother “That one’s me and that one’s you.”

“There’s a fine selection of squeaky toys over here and I'm going to pick one just to whack you with.”

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

I mean Guy wears the clothes Satin MAKES so

I'm sure he’s tried on her actual clothes a couple times tho

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

Satin: “Okay okay, so it was a good day. A really good day. A productive day. Bought the groceries for dinner tonight, made the phone calls, picked up the dry-cleaning, went to the post office, got the car fixed, vacuumed the living room-”

Guy: “Aww baby, that’s great. Hey, where’s Jade?”

Satin: “Where’s who now?”

Guy: “Our 2 year old son? You-you picked him up from day-care, right?”

*Sounds of Satin grabbing her keys and tripping out the front door*

Guy: “.....was that a yes orrrr?”

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

Guy cant read maps so he drives. Also if they have a kid (or theyre babysitting the other kids) Satin’s better at telling them to behave so its better if she’s not behind the wheel.

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

Guy poses, Satin draws. Its like part of their whole model/designer dynamic. Duh

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

Guy backflips, Satin has chips

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

After the first article of clothing is removed, Satin is forced to confiscate Guy’s glass.

“Sweetheart, listen. We cant afford to do this again. We cant go back to jail.”

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

They both do ofc

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

Satin did when she was really little but Guy hadn't the foggiest clue why she kept doing in. He just piped up with “That's not your last name, it’s mine, silly!” Then proceeded to tell her what her last name was in case she forgot.

She did start calling herself Satin Diamond a few years before they got married. Like it wasn't his real last name so it didn’t matter much. Plus it sounded classy as hell. You wouldn't wanna fuck with a lady called Satin Diamond.

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

Neither of them are huge fans of spiders but as Guy always had to suck it up and take spiders out for his little sister’s sake, he’s a lot more equipped to dealing with it.

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

Satin often doesn't wear jackets so if she cold, Guy’s on that shit in an instant

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

They both got a pretty good relationship with eachothers siblings. Guy’s brothers are all lovable nerds in their heart so they adopt Satin immediately

Meanwhile Chenille is like a sister to Guy so like she knows he’ll cherish Satin with all his heart but like. Like a sister. Tell me Chenille hasn't blown her top several time cuz her annoying little brother/her sister’s boyfriend is being a shit again

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

Guy probably. Their relationship kinda develops from friends to occasional flirting to more recurring flirting to constant flirting and like Guy is almost CERTAIN they’re on the same page. Orrrrr flirty might just be a budding aspect of Satin’s personality because hey, it does suit her very well.

Eventually he just gets confused and impatient and blurts out like “HEY ARE WE DOING WHAT WE’RE THINK WE’RE DOING CUZ I LIKE YOU A LOT AND-”

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

Pretty good, considering they weren’t really ready to be parents. The whole nine months was like last minute cramming for a test. They read so many baby books my fuckin god.

But no Satin’s a natural mom. Not as high energy as Poppy and a lot more subdued but still very caring and considerate. She’s calm and logical when helping her kid deal with problems and makes sure he always feel comfortable when talking to her. Jade is REALLY close with his momma.

Also if he gets caught sneaking out at night, he’s shish kabob. But he respects and understands that. His mom is the best person in the world. He just wouldn't dare fuck with her

Guy is also a very devoted father and tends to act as the sillier parent. His relationship with kid can be best described as “Lovingly argumentative.” But no matter, how much he makes fun of his Dad, Jade is probably his biggest fan. He knows the man’s complete filmography by heart and aspires to be an actor too. (Jade cant act for shit but ssssh he’ll change his career choice when he’s older)

But yeah, Guy spent years as his acting coach and tried so hard too because he personally believed his boy could do anything. Turns out he couldn't but ehhh, its the thought that counts. Guy loves Jade to bits and vice versa.

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

Neither of them use perfect grammar but Satin is most definitely the number thing. Guy is not.

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

I dunno if either of them are the type to get bullied. At least in the case of Satin, she just doesn't take crap. But I guess in the case of Guy, who’s just so unashamedly himself, he might piss off a few other kids with that toxic masculinity mind-set. It probably doesn't happen often but if it ever did, Satin would bite their heads off. She aint here for this bullshit.

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

Guy: *puns*

Satin: “You’re doing amazing sweetie” (I imagine death so much, it feels like a memory.)

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

Hear me out. Guy is the impulse buyer, which is why it shocks everyone when Satin is the one to buy the puppy. She was going through an emotional week ok?? Leave her alone

Guy actually has to be the voice of reason here because babe do we have time for a dog idk if we can do this

They end up keeping it and tbh they are TOTALLY the type of people to call themselves the dog’s mommy and daddy. They’re those people fite me

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

Satin doesn't get tired easily but she wears pinchy shoes a lot so Guy gives piggybacks when she needs it

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

I need to tattoo “Guy is Satin’s biggest fan” to my gotdamn forehead

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

Satin. Guy hates candid photos so fuckin much so like nobody has any pictures of him laughing or sleeping or just walking around with no makeup on.

Except for Satin. Satin has like a billion. Guy just doesn't know about them cuz she knows he’d make her delete them.

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

I mean Satin DID give Guy a makeover when he asked. You don't think the legendary Guy Diamond look was a one man job, do you? Nah, the twins helped create the icon.

Hell, his first experience with makeup was Satin hiding him the girls bathroom stall when they were like 12 and covering up the acne on his chin after she caught him getting upset over it.

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

Look if Satin ever gets a snake, Guy aint gonna be pleased

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

Okay but listen to me. Guy makes a big deal every time his hair gets wet. He hates rain. He hates it so fuckin much.

One time when they were teenagers, they agreed to meet at the other end of town to see a movie. Ofc theres a downpour and Guy’s standing with his umbrella at the bustop, waiting for Satin’s bus to show up. But once she steps out, she looks frazzled af, clearly having not expected the rain.

So its been a long day and Satin is pacing back and forth, unintentionally splashing puddled as she rambles about an unfair detention she received, about Chenille stealing her hairdryer, about her homework not making any sense.

The rain suddenly stops pelting her head and a shadow falls over her frame. She turns around to find him with his arm outstretched and his umbrella looming over her.

Guy blinks, confused as she stares at him in shock, his hair a soaking mess. “What?

And Satin is just internally “Imma marry him. I stg imma marry this loser.”

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

Wherever there’s city lights and rooftop penthouses. Theatres, restaurants and glitzy ballrooms. They live for the night glow. Tbh take them to Paris. Let them dance under the Eiffel Tower at midnight. Tell me that isn't the pinnacle of romanticism.

Also Satin takes the pictures. She’s the better photographer between them. Guy gets too eager and so many of his pics are fuzzy

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grubhivemind · 7 years

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FINN: -he's been sitting on Sofia's floor with the baby right next to him on a blanket. he can't remember the last time he felt so anxious. but all he can think of is that album of screenshots he poured through numerous times with his face red with embarrassment. Honestly, it's not that bad, but seeing everything stupid he's said over and over again gives him an indescribable feeling of self loathing. He's trying to put all his energy into focusing on Sofia but she's fussy and his mind is reeling and how can he even possibly be a dad when he's like this? he's beyond logic at this point, and frustrated tears roll down his cheeks-

COLT: -since it's around dinner time, it occurs to colt that he hasn't seen much of finn for the latter part of the day, even though he knows he's home. he goes to seek him out, partially to invite him to eat, but also because he knows finn's patterns well enough to guess something might be bothering him.-

COLT: -he peeks into sofia's room first when he walks down the hall and hears her distant fussing. finn doesn't look so good and he frowns, shuffling inside to take a seat with them.- Hey... What's goin' on?

FINN: -he glances up when he sees colt at the door and then quickly looks down again- it's FINN: documented

SOFIA: -she's just not happy right now because being a baby is hard and she's tired-

COLT: -he understands, sofie...- What is?

FINN: all the reasons i should be embarrassed of myself

FINN: all the stupid shit i do

FINN: all the time

FINN: what am i doing ever

FINN: why don't i stop

FINN: why can't i just

FINN: not

FINN: -he chokes a little-

COLT: .. Finn... -works an arm around him, anchoring finn to something warm and tangible and real.-

COLT: Can you tell me what happened?

FINN: -shakes his head- you should hate me too

COLT: Well... I don't. Cuz I don't only see you for your mistakes, or any other lil human quirks of yours.

COLT: Even if I did think you do dumb, embarrassin' things all the time, which I don't... I'd still love you. Can't convince me otherwise.

FINN: maybe you're just

FINN: maybe you're confused

FINN: maybe you should listen to your siblings

FINN: just don't

FINN: -moves his arm- maybe i brainwashed you somehow and they see the truth and we don't

COLT: -blinks, surprised when finn tries to move him away.- No...

COLT: It don't work that way.

COLT: There's no "truth" here... You're just you, Finn. Some people see a problem with that, but they ain't everyone.

COLT: Don't let them convince you that you outta see a problem with it too...

FINN: i shouldn't be

FINN: it's obvious

FINN: i'm so stupid i'm

COLT: -reaches for him again, trying to tilt his head towards him with his fingers.- Finn... Listen to me.

COLT: Those thoughts running through your head right now are tryin' to convince you of a reality that just ain't true...

COLT: Just take a breath right now, alright? Focus on breathin' for a minute.

FINN: -he's hyperventilating, and all he can think about is how he can't tend to Sofia at all right now and how terrible that is-

FINN: -looks at colt helplessly-

COLT: -holds his face in his hands, demonstrating a few deep breaths.- Just watch me... Focus on that, and take breaths with me. You don't gotta think about anythin' else.

FINN: -he tries to breathe with him, but it's hard- s

FINN: w-watch

FINN: s so

COLT: -strokes his thumbs over his cheeks, nodding encouragingly.- It's ok... You'll be ok. Just let it pass.

FINN: -stares at him. trying so hard to focus on colt and not on what's going on in his head- sofia

COLT: Sofia's fine... Here. Hold on. -let's go of him so he can go scoop up the baby, shooshing her and rocking her to try and ease her fussing.-

SOFIA: -cries but seems to calm a little at colt's efforts-

FINN: i'm sorry

COLT: You're alright... You're both alright. See?

COLT: She's just a lil fussy is all.

FINN: -nods a little and watches them both, trying to take deep breaths-

COLT: -he smiles a little back at him, and after a moment he speaks up.- Do you wanna hold her again?

FINN: should i

COLT: Sure. It's no problem. -offers her. hold ur baby... it's good for the soul.-

FINN: -takes sofia back into his arms shakily and just looks down at her- thanks

FINN: fuck

COLT: -rests his paw-- hand on finn's shoulder again to help keep him steady.- It's no problem. -looks down at the baby to see how she's doing too.-

FINN: -his breathing has calmed down a lot--there are still intermittent moments where his breath catches-

SOFIA: -puts her tiny hand in her mouth and whimpers a little-

COLT: -smiles at her and wiggles his doggy ears to try to make her smile. he's just gonna keep quiet until finn has calmed down more.-

SOFIA: -she's distracted by colt and seems to calm down-

FINN: -rocks her a little- you know i really hope she's not like me

COLT: -his expression falls a little.- I know what you mean...

FINN: she has a chance of being alright

FINN: i kind of wish i knew what her parents were like

COLT: Well... You're her parent now.

COLT: Whatever she might go through in life... She'll always have someone who understands. -pats his shoulder. that's you, buddy.-

FINN: yeah i guess you're right

FINN: -he smiles a little and kisses sofia's forehead- besos

COLT: -rip... that's so cute, his heart swells.- Y'all are adorable. Heh.

FINN: haha FINN: she's fully responsible

COLT: For the most part. -I am not a homosexual clearly.-

FINN: -BUT IM CUTE AS HELL.-

SOFIA: -she's asleep soon enough after yawning-

FINN: you really think i can do it

COLT: Of course I do... I've always believed in you.

FINN: yeah

FINN: yeah you have

FINN: -pauses- my parents just seemed so good at it you know

FINN: like they never doubted themselves

COLT: Yeah... Your mom especially. She's always had a lot of confidence... -finn's mom.... :eyes: :sweat_drops:-

COLT: But I think they might've struggled with a lot more than you knew. There was a lot goin' on when we were kids...

FINN: -STOP THINKING ABOUT MY MOM LIKE THAT!!!!!!-

FINN: yeah i guess i don't realize all they had to go through

COLT: -LISTEN FINN AFTER YOU SLEEPING WITH THREE OF HIS FAMILY MEMBERS HE THINKS HE'S ALLOWED TO THINK YOUR MOM IS PRETTY-

COLT: I think it's probably difficult to notice when you're young.

COLT: Or... you're just more understandin'... When you parents have quirks, but they still treat you with a lot of love.

FINN: -NO FAIR!!!!- yeah i guess that makes more sense

FINN: i don't know if i could ever look at my parents in a bad light

FINN: they did their best

COLT: That's right... And so are you. -gives him another shoulder pat-

FINN: would you ever want to be a dad

COLT: Huh? -he blushes...- Well, maybe...

FINN: you would be so good at it

COLT: -pushes his fingertips together bashfully.- You think so?

FINN: i mean yeah

FINN: based on how you always took care of me

COLT: -grins lopsided and snickers a little about that, but in an embarrassed kind of way.- I guess you've got a point.

COLT: I do like kids. I dunno how Lil would feel about it though.

FINN: yeah i guess she does have to be on board

FINN: if i was still with quinne i have no idea if i would even have sofia

FINN: less chance of making an impulsive decision when you're dragging someone else into it

COLT: It helps... 'Cept I think in this relationship, she'd be the one more likely to make an impulsive decision like that. :P

FINN: -laughs a little- yeah i have to agree with you there

#impenetrablevitality #taciteaneremite #in which colt talks finn down

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