#i need silly little snake backstories. of the flavour: mortifying (to yakumo)/hilarious (to eiden)

[fisheito]

Grandpa: well. uh. *brushes the feather off yakumo's chin* hm. Why... don't we go,. help Grandma now

based on a snippet of this anon's ask

#WHILE WE'RE TALKIN BOUT BABY YAKUMO *gestures* #I'VE BEEN HOLDING ONTO THIS FOR A WHILE #if this were a scene where the animators don't have the budget to animate yakumo actually gorlfping the egg #it would show grandpa's reaction while the shadow of yakumo's head on the wall...unhinges... snaps back into place.... #giant lump travels down yakumo's throat #like an orange thru a straw...... #lil yaku with less control over his snakeyness... #blink and you miss it SNAKE EYES. NO SCLERA #anon u paint some very vivid pictures and i keep thinking of them #i need silly little snake backstories. of the flavour: mortifying (to yakumo)/hilarious (to eiden) #all of them mundane and endearing to his grandparents (they adapted very well to their new baseline of normal after raising lil snake child #ANON U SAID AN ENTIRE ALBUM #I WANT AN ENTIRE ALBUM #this tiny lanky child committing stupendous acts of body horror. casually. every day #venom milking? wait does yakumo produce venom? WHATEVER man puberty is a wild time we don't question it #sneczema!!! DESTRUCTIVE grip strength! hognose snake theatre!!!! i want it all!!!!!!!! #THE DAY THAT YAKUMO GREW EYELIDS! #ALL DOCUMENTED IN THE VERY IMPORTANT ALBUM #yakumo