#i need a second brain because the first one is too packed with bloodborne like computers hard disk

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Also another highlight of ER gameplay is how much Patches helped me without intending to (Fantomette don't read if you didn't find him yet)

So like I explored god knows how much and leveled and seen all kinds of caves yet, until I went down in the lake one (haven't killed dragon there yet, I am working on it). So there was that basic bitch boss cave ok? And I waited for like TEN DARN MINUTES for the boss to appear! TEN minutes!! I thought the game lagged so I gave up and decided to dig in the chest, and MOTHERFUCKING-

HE WAS THE BOSS HGKMKKGYHV LITERALLY THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD I EXPECTED!!!! PATCHES WAS A BOSS AAAAA

And so many years later he invented a new trick than just throwing the player off the cliff gfhfjgb And this time it is ACTUALLY player's fault because he didn't ask for help, nor gave advice, nor tossed shiny coins near the cliff, he just... left a chest near a place that looks like a camp, so it was ACTUALLY unfair to open it if you think of it. Damn, they made him have a point instead of being hostile when you didn't even do anything bad ;-; He's grown so much xD unlike his hair

As for how that helped me, I returned in that cave later. He wasn't there (later I learned if you take too long he leaves, so I had to see what he'd say in Youtube), but there was the trap chest. It teleported me in unfamiliar area but I already knew THIS kind of bears was dangerous, so I just snuck away for a bit... Found some sort of chapel, stepped on the round lift there, and it was just. Going down and down and down until it opened such a beautiful sight????

So apparently that took me into a super fun secret map UNDER the main map, it was so entertaining to explore! I could not stop taking the screenshots because there THE SKY AND THE COSMOS ARE THE ONE, and there I found those herbs I needed to craft the anti-madness boluses but had NO idea where to find. Also there were pillars I kept igniting and pillars on the way up the stairs, so when I found them all I got to fight a cool giant reindeer!

Basically the coolest adventure ever that would have missed out on if Patches didn't do his thing bykgjhgfg Because I honestly doubt I'd be able to find that spot on my own.

#gameplay log #thank you patches hfjjjhjj #also i prefer to do the 'let character write themselves' with such games. idk if you remember how i wrote rena #but basically what happens in game all goes into effecfing character (especially effective in first playthrough) #so me and val made a joke that the next time she sees patches she basically- #-kisses him and thanks him for helping her to find exactly what she was looking for #and he'd quickly realize to lie that he did intend THAT and totally not her death in case of being greedy #and probably also ask reward for 'help' jfjgkhjgmnhjjj #thats him ok #lmao this is so fun how many random things can happen xd #it is still hard to put er lore in my brain because it is all full of blorborne #.....bloodborne #i can't fucking fix tags from the phone AAAAAÀAAAAA #but yeah hfkhkhhb #sooner or later.... #damn how does my brain fit more complex universes inside????? #i need a second brain because the first one is too packed with bloodborne like computers hard disk #help #also val if you are reading this - no i am NOT simping for patches #go mind your own business contemplating whether godryck gave himself extra dicks or something arrrgh #( /j and /lh just in case someone doesn't know we bully each other every day hdkjhjjljnh)