#i much prefer being a deformed vaguely person shaped blob

[alsojnpie]

HI hopefully this isn't a weird question to ask, but i was just wondering if you have any particular headcanon for what Papyrus would look like as a human?? :00

no it's not a weird question!! I'm delighted you asked me! but i hope you don't mind my answer which is: i hate thinking about that!!!!!! if i think about him being a human i am not attracted to him AT ALL and it feels weird! if he somehow got turned into a human i would cry real tears! sometimes i think about that just to check if anything changed but it never has!!!! SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT THAT as angst fodder because it would be a pure tragedy if he somehow became a human!!!!!!!

oh anyway i just realized i didn't answer your ACTUAL question because you didn't ask me how i felt about it. as for his looks i have zero feelings. EXCEPT!!!! that he would have the cutest smile in the world to me. (that means it would look exactly like my husband's smile)

#ok wait it's funny to me to suddenly realize. his teeth wouldnt need to change if he became human????? #my husband has multiple gap teeth #so yes it would need to change (from canon depiction) #eheheheheHEHEHEHE it would be so cute #but still a tragedy!!!!!! I've never been attracted to a human in my life!!! #i absolutely have the capacity to be attracted to fictional characters(nonhuman) though #AAAAAAAAAA it's embarrassing to admit but. i think the goofier they are #😡😡 the greater that capacity is #nnnnnnnooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S JUST MY GENUINE FEELINGS DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!! THERE'S NO JOKES TO SHIELD MYSELF WITH!!!!! #ah. #you: hi hopefully this isn't a weird question :) *sweetly asks a very normal question* #me: *answers you with incoherent yelling and thrashing about* ＼(◎o◎)／＼(◎o◎)／＼(◎o◎)／(maybe also it was rude idk i never know if so I'm sorry #sorry!! it's just a subject i have many thoughts and feelings attached to. ehe. hope you will forgive my honest answer :} #ngl i dont even like thinking of my own self as a human #i much prefer being a deformed vaguely person shaped blob