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thegeminisage · 6 years

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yet more zeldablogging

goron + gerudo section

onward to the gorons!!!!!!

god i am looking forward to the rito the most And Yet i did those last smh

lol i wish the fire armor wasnt so ugly

KASS IS HERE :D

i mean i knew he would be! but!!!!! i'm always real happy to see him

oh my god

i went to look at daruk's training journal and he keeps feeding people rock roast and assuming it's delicious

HE'S PULLING A PAPYRUS this is incredible

omg apparently the link of old loved to eat :') what a sweetie

...and deflected a guardian blast with a pot lid omg he was such a badass

lmao beating people at AGE FOUR okay nintendo

please all he cares about is food i love him

man the shrines were REAL HARD this time

but mostly like brain hard not die fifty times because you can't deal with ice hard

most people do the zora dungeon first but it's actually quite a bit more difficult than the goron or rito ones! i tbh didn't have much trouble with this

fingers crossed the boss'll be just as easy

omg it WAS it was SUPER EASY dang dude

which tells me the geruod one will be hell on wheels and rito one will be cake. Great

cutscene time :33333

S T O P that was so pure

first of all "tiny princess" goodbye i love this gorons think everyone is tiny

I CANNOT BELIEVE I GOT TO WATCH MY BEAUTIFUL DEMISEXUAL DAUGHTER PLAY WITH A DOG

furthermore i can't believe daruk's afraid of dogs bless his sweet gentle soul

that was too much purity in one scene im losing it

and now: upgraded daruk's protection :3

since this is so short i'll go ahead and put my gerudo stuff in here too

NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS like i love urbosa w/ all my gay heart but this section was easily the most difficult of the 4

it's after midnight so i'm half-tempted to quit for the night or just find armor and shit but tbh i'm having a good time and i don't have to get up early so what the hell

lol normally this game gives me a little anxiety but it's mostly story-stuff and people-stuff today so :')

...KASS IS HERE :DDD

i'll never stop being delighted to hear his accordian on the overworld bc i really missed finding him in random spots after i did all his quests ):

lmao so did kass crossdress to get into gerudo town? omg. i wish the whole concept wasn't so transphobic bc otherwise i'd really love to see that. dresses for everyone

this...molduga...holy shit...it's REALLY strong jesus fuck

god if i hadn't used urbosa's fury it would have taken like half an hour! jesus

still love this music. one of the best boss themes tbh

O: i found an npc! traysi, i think i've met her before, she was up on a high place next to the shrine

always a delight when i find them in new places tho!! i saw her because of the campfire smoke

nabbed another heart container in gerudo town! two short! please tell me i get two more at some point!! aaaaaaaaa

buliara is real tall and im real gay

omg THE QUEEN AND URBOSA WERE BESTIES??

no wonder urbosa loved zelda so much!!!!!! oh man im emo

the queen calls zelda her little bird ;___; b y e

oh nooo and then the queen died

i forget if they ever told you HOW she died in this game but ):

OH NO......

listen this shit about zelda not being able to unlock her power without love and feeling so horrible and so broken is such a demisexual plotline you can tear it from my cold dead hands

urbosa really loves her im gonna cry

ahahaha urbosa resents ganon's connection to the gerudo #nice

omg zelda giving link the slip p l e a s e i love this

urbosa started calling her little bird ;___;

omg listen zelda's dad was a dick zelda's mom and urbosa were gay lovers and she he was just the queen's beard or w/e okay urbosa's her mom now i dont make the rules

aw i like sand seal surfing i forgot the lady loved the puns so much :')

man, the wind gets absolutely TERRIFYING near the edge of the map near where this shrine is

map edges always wig me out dude. no thx

the shrines in this one aren't so bad either, but i remember the blight took me like...5000000 years minimum

am not looking forward to round 2

holy SHIT i got caught by the yiga guards in here and lmao i MANAGED TO KILL THEM ALL

i didn't even have urbosa's fury i just hid behind a tingy on the second floor where they couldn't get to me and spammed bomb arrows :')

(i have 7 left. yikes i started with like 70 today)

STILL what a badass feat im so proud of myself

wow damn i really have the run of the place to myself

lmao i used revali's gale to take a shortcut and briefly wound up clinging to the ceiling. in my sheik gear no less

also. love that apparently every hylian culture has a sacred orb. good.

it's just such a silly phrase. SACRED ORB

WOW THIS BLIGHT IS AS SHITTY AS I REMEMBER

it's so fucking FAST i hate this i hate this

FOR URBOSA...jesus fucking christ

lmao im cheesing it again im leaving the room & waiting for my abilities to refresh. like fuck this honestly

sadly daruk's is gonna finish before urbosa's :/ smh

omg IT CHASED ME OUT HERE??? BAD!!!

ok it went back in phew

man it's bullshit they dont give me ANY arrows. i repeat: Fuck This

THANK fuck. that took forever

i EARNED this song and cutscene goddammit

and the improved wait time :') but the cutscene matters most

O H N O

omg how expertly storyboarded tbh?

she asks the question and then the fight happens right as the answer's about to come

also URBOSA IS SO BADASS I AM GAY AND I LOVE HER

listen LISTEN urbosa is zeldas new mom i dont make the rules thats just how it is

also - ten yrs ago - zelda would have been 7 when she died ):

ok this is getting stupid long im gonna make a new one for the last beast

hat one will probably be short lmao bc rito is easy but IM EXCITED TO SEE MY HORRIBLE BIRD SON

#loz #loz blogging #botw #botw spoilers

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