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#i started writing because someone on a podcast described the birth scene from twilight

My Top Posts in 2021

Basket update! Now for the tricky part (at Granite Falls, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMr1eWDDkqf/?igshid=pbgbg46j5aq7

13 notes • Posted 2021-03-21 14:56:52 GMT

My new Good Omens fanfic Snevolution (Snake Revolution) is up! Featuring my adopted son Warlock #GoodOmens #GoodOmens30 #Crowley https://archiveofourown.org/works/29518662 https://www.instagram.com/p/CLaB-eBgSM3/?igshid=u1kcd13zp65g

17 notes • Posted 2021-02-17 20:28:22 GMT

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandom: Disco Elysium (Video Game)

Relationships: Harry Du Bois/Kim KitsuragiHarry Du Bois & Kim Kitsuragi

Characters: Harry Du BoisKim Kitsuragi

Additional Tags: Movie Nightdate fic Fluff Cuddling Snuggling First Kiss Can I stop writing fluff about these two probably not Kim POV The failed version of Smallest Church is the best version fight me Not beta We sing our hearts out at karaoke like men

(These were not dates.

Sure they might sound like dates. Look like dates. Were better than actual dates Kim had gone on. But no matter what everyone said down at the 41st they were not dates. Every time someone joked about it Kim would silence them with a twitch of his eyebrow and change the topic back to work. Sure it didn’t help that Harry kept calling them dates no matter how many times Kim corrected him, but the truth could not be denied. These were not dates.)

Kim and Harry watch a movie. Kim totally falls asleep. Cuddling happens.

19 notes • Posted 2021-08-13 16:36:06 GMT

Oink. #knitting #knittersofinstagram #knitstagram #knit #knittingaddict #knitter (at Granite Falls, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTnLUICn7Ki/?utm_medium=tumblr

19 notes • Posted 2021-09-09 19:11:15 GMT

BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD

Toast always lands jelly-side-down around Crowley.

This does not seem to be a big deal at first. After all, even if you take into consideration the thousands upon thousands of meals he and Aziraphale shared it still wasn’t likely that any toast would fall during that time. Toast tended to stay put on the table. It’s toast. And, one might even argue, of course the toast is going to land jelly-side down. That side’s heavier. It only makes sense.

Which is what Aziraphale always thought until he held a piece of toast roughly a finger’s length over a plate and dropped it only for the bread to defy all laws of physics and land jelly-side-down anyway. He then went on to test it with jam, preserves, marmalades, compote, and even had one go with peanut butter. Every piece of toast landed spread-side-down no matter the height in which it was dropped. After he had ruined nearly half of a loaf worth of toast Aziraphale decided this was A Demon Thing and left it at that.

***

Toast always lands butter-side-up around Aziraphale.

At first Crowley assumed this was An Angel Thing. It certainly sounded like an angel-thing. Forever blessed by Her Grace to protect her flock from ever having to wipe butter off the kitchen floor with a paper towel. Crowley had even went out of his way to see if the type of bread mattered. After making his way through the local bread aisle he went on to try bread-adjacent test subjects like bagels, croissants, muffins, scones, and even the most hellish breakfast item he could think of: an english muffin. All landed butter-side up.

What Crowley didn’t know is that this wasn’t An Angel Thing. Why would it be? Aziraphale was the only angel who enjoyed eating enough to go out of his way to butter a slice of toast. In reality this was An Aziraphale Thing, as no bread or bread-adjacent food item wanted to hurt Aziraphale’s feelings by landing the wrong side down. Even breakfast items couldn’t stand to see him disappointed. It was for the best that Crowley didn’t know this. Being on the same emotional wavelength as bread would just be too much for his demonic heart to take.

***

As always, it was the humans who mucked things up.

Aziraphale and Crowley hadn’t meant to befriend the humans they met at the end of the world. Usually they did their best to keep away from humanity. Nothing personal, of course, it just never seemed worth a bother considering they would be dead before you really got to know them. Better to admire humans from afar and help/hinder any of the mayflies that wandered across their path.

(Neither man would ever admit that the exact opposite was true. In fact, it was really easy to truly know a human inside and out in a short amount of time. Even easier to befriend them, or love them. But that was the problem, wasn’t it? The short amount of time. Both men carried a graveyard of memories in their hearts. And with every gravestone there would always be that promise--never again, keep them distant, it’s not worth it--only for them to dig burial plot when another human entered their lives. But enough about that. We’re here to talk about bread.)

They were prepared to leave the humans to their now-normal lives right up until the lot of them showed up at Aziraphale’s shop one morning demanding answers. Turns out that there was just enough non-humanity around them to trip up their brain’s instinct to forget everything that had happened. Every time one of their memories started to slip another person would clear their throat and loudly ask if anyone else was visited by aliens that day to make it all come crashing back.

In the end it was decided they should all get together once a month for a nice cup of tea at Anathema’s place. Aziraphale agreed if only to make sure there were no odd side effects from Adam’s meddling. Crowley agreed simply because the other option was getting poked with a large silver pin over and over until he confessed his nipple amounts. They were both lying to themselves, but that was fine too.

(Don’t worry, we’re getting to the bread)

They were all having a nice conversation about how Crowley invented showing up fifteen minutes late with Starbucks to balance out Aziraphale’s invention of showing up fifteen minutes early with a dozen donuts when Adam lost his grip on his marmalade drenched scone and helplessly watched as it landed face-down with a large squelch.

“That’s Crowley’s doing too,” Aziraphale said with a sigh, “toast landing jelly-side-down I mean.”

“Come on angel, it’s not like I’m doing it on purpose!” Crowley pointed accusingly at Aziraphale, “at least I’m not bending reality to keep butter from getting all over the carpet.”

“I’m sorry?” Anathema asked after the awkward silence went on a moment too long.

“Toast always lands butter-side-up around my angel here,” Crowley said willfully ignoring the fact he said my angel, “go on, test it.”

Anathema took a scone, slathered the top with butter, held over the edge of the table and let go.

The scone landed butter-side-up.

She picked the scone up, held it butter-side-down, and dropped it.

Butter-side-up.

She didn’t even see it flip around.

“I don’t know why, but somehow that’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to us yet.” Said Madame Tracy.

At that point both celestials and humans alike might have gone back to their tea and forgotten the whole toast-jam-butter thing ever happened, but Newt just had to ask a question. That’s what humans did after all. They got in trouble by asking questions. No wonder Aziraphale and Crowley liked them so much.

“So, wait, what happens if you spread butter and jam on the same side?”

Aziraphale and Crowley stared blankly at Newt.

“You haven’t thought to try that?” Asked Madame Tracy.

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3 Stunning Ballerinas Share Their Favorite Vegan Foods (Must Copy STAT)

As long-time Peaceful Dumpling fans may know, we’re yuuuge ballet fans over here at the HQ. So when ABT principal dancer Misty Copeland’s new book Ballerina Body: Dancing and Eating Your Way to a Leaner, Stronger, and More Graceful You recently launched, I immediately thought of investigating further.

The low-down: Misty is a pescatarian. Her breakfast is always coffee + bagel or coffee + muffin. (Wow!! But she needs that for rehearsals!) Mid-morning snack is nuts and dried fruit; lunch is usually a salad; and dinner is fish and roasted veggies. I had originally wanted to try her Ballerina Body diet as an article, but had to scrap that. 🙁

But balletomanes, rejoice! I have 3 incredible ballerinas who have turned to vegan diets for 3 very different reasons. All are extraordinarily beautiful and inspiring–get your notebooks out!

Sylvie Guillem

Claim to fame: Literally one of the most legendary ballerinas in dance history (and very nearly *the* favorite ballerina of yours truly), Sylvie Guillem became Etoile (principal dancer) at Paris Opera Ballet at the tender age of 19 (!). After several years she then became the principal guest artist at the Royal Ballet in London and has basically won the ballet world’s highest laurels.

Why she became vegan: For animals, world hunger, and the environment. Guillem has said,”It was a moral choice […] I didn’t want to be a part of this torture anymore. I’m doing my part, even if it’s just a drop in the ocean, because one drop plus another plus another will eventually add up.” We can’t agree more!

Her favorite foods: Currently based in Italy, she loves branching out of her French roots. “[Husband] Gilles and I are both vegans and Italy is fantastic for vegans.[…] In France it’s not at all normal to be vegetarian, so you can imagine the kind of reaction vegans inspire. Fortunately, we’re both very open to other food cultures. Lebanese food is fantastic for vegans and so is Indian and Thai,” she says. However, she does keep Faux Gras (vegan fois gras) in the fridge. You can take a woman out of France, but you can’t take France out of the woman?!

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No words! Is there a dance version of [drops mic]? Juliet Doherty

Claim to fame: Juliet made waves as the 2 time Gold medalist at the Youth America Grand Prix, one of the most prestigious international ballet competitions in the world. She currently dances with Phoenix Ballet and boasts 300k+ fans on Instagram.

Why she became vegan: Juliet was advised that she had to eat a ton of protein to stay full and energetic–instead, she felt her energy levels dropping. So she started cutting out animal products from her diet and immediately started feeling better. Being completely vegan keeps her in optimum shape and helps her recover quickly–a must in a dancer’s physically grueling life. Since then, she’s also become a fan of the compassionate aspect as well, flaunting her cruelty-free beauty picks on IG.

Honestly, how cute is she?!

Her favorite foods: Juliet swears by *this* green smoothie every morning to give her enough energy for morning ballet class.

1 handful of kale

1 handful of spinach

1/2 cup of any frozen fruit (I like mango or mixed berries)

1 banana

4 oz. apple juice

2 tbs. ground flaxseed

8 oz. water

Between classes and rehearsals, she snacks on the following:

Apple & Almond Butter

Bananas

Bell Pepper & Hummus (or carrot sticks)

Nuts & Seeds

Dried fruit

Saskia Gregson-Williams

Claim to fame: the former trainee for the Joffrey Ballet in Chicago found her calling with being a healthy lifestyle blogger, cookbook author, and the creator of her own Ballet Blast by Sassy workout.

Why she became vegan: Sassy suffered from years of chronic eczema, which at one point became so bad that it covered large swaths of her body. Depressed and lethargic, she turned to whole plant-based diet to cure her condition–and started seeing results right away.

Her favorite vegan foods: Her drool-worthy creations on her website! They’re all gluten-free, vegan, and processed sugar-free.

This raw vegan blackberry orange cheesecake with a chocolate brownie base (!) is everything I want in a dessert.

What do you think, bunheads? Are you feeling as inspired as I am? <3

Related: How a Sugar-Free Diet Changed My Life

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Photo: PETA, Juliet Doherty via Instagram; Saskia Gregson-Williams via Naturally Sassy and Imgrum

Originally from Portland, Oregon, Juhea now lives in NYC with her Oreo cookie cat, Zeus. When she is not writing, she enjoys running in Central Park, yoga, and teaching Barre classes. Follow Juhea on Instagram @peacefuldumpling, Google+ and Pinterest.

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