#i know NOTHING about the hoth person but theyre always rockin it and im jealous

[dunmertitty]

being bisexual is like

*has a crush on ginger girl who’s half a foot taller than me who talks about climate change and socialism way too much but in an endearing way*

*has a crush on art major dude with really nice skin who talked about phineas and ferb with me (but might be straight)*

*has a crush on the androgynous goth person that works at the campus fuzzys*

#ginger girl went OFF today #she was talking about holding roch people accountable for their actions related to worker treatment and emissions #and i was like. maam please marry me #and the dude- i donf like him because he lets me talk about pnf but like 👀 #i like him becuease hes really sweet and nice and when he asked me abojt my major and j said ecology he was like ‘oh? whats that?’ #but like in a genuine way and he listened to me talk about it and he was so in awe i was like sir its just the envirnmnt it not tht exciting #and hes an art major! and does animations!!! like thats sooooo cool! and thats something you can SHOW people when they ask what you do #like hes so fucking cool and nice and sweet and aaaaaaaa #and yes cute i want to smooch him #i know NOTHING about the hoth person but theyre always rockin it and im jealous #but im gay so instead of jealousy i turn to infatuation