#i keep thinking about the way she fucking obliterated sandoval

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I love the H German boy story bc it’s his way of saying shit without saying anything, ya know? Which is pretty much his public default. All performers have their stage bits but he coulda let that one go or just change it into amorphous holiday talk but NO! He’s going to name check his German summer boo in 2023!

[if asks had tags / does this story still piss L off lol - I love a petty moment / why would L be in Germany anyway - shouldn’t he be prepping for US tour? I can’t wait to see the big bowl of nothing L serves larries, he’s so done y’all - I do enjoy all the fan pics of him surrounded by men and hope he’s enjoying himself - he does seem to be in his Ariana revenge dress/thirst trap moment on IG, spicy]

For real, it's the EXACT same stage patter, same story, go on, girl, give us nothing cloaked in something that seems major but only has a dash something because you're in your script era! I love the concept of asks having tags, THIS would be something I'd be way more into vs. badges, I'll just answer in REAL tags lol

#i don't think louis tomlinson gives a shit about this story #this is summer '09 #gonna guess a lot has gone down in the 14 years since #BUT i do love harry saying listen i've fucked more than one person--give it up for Timo! you know him you love him! #that's more for the gold star crew than anyone else #i am still blown away that anyone thinks Louis's somehow in germany #but i did a quick lurksydo and at least some randos are out there wondering why he's 'being seen' right now #and i'm like it's to get you to shut the fuck up #and puts him in a time and place you can't fantasize about coz he's very much stateside bb #HIS ARIANA REVENGE DRESS I AM DEAD #i keep thinking about the way she fucking obliterated sandoval #point for point #she's goals man #and we aren't even in the reunion stage yet #she's an inspirational icon and i can only hope louis takes a selfie in the Sur alley next--it's a two-minute walk from the bean #DO IT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE