#i just wanna sparkle dog and rawr xD

[spicyicymeloncat]

Goddddd adulting is so hard. People keep asking me if I have the [static noise] and I’m just like [windows error sound]

#fr tho I’m like can you do x for me and they’re like actually you have to specify further and I’m like I?? don’t?? know?? #there’s so much faff and fuff and fuss and paperwork in order to just get the things you need to get the things to survive #feeding yourself literally requires you to: #write emails like poetry bc ETTIQUETTE #Hunt down everyone who can confirm you’re not crazy (aka people who didn’t know you well) #sell your soul to dinosaurs #try not to be depressed whilst living in this literal hell we call a society #and on top of that in order to make the fucking food you have to be good at FIRE #AUGSJKEKEKEK #Also the sell your soul to dinosaurs tag could be me referencing old ppl but no #i am actually working at dinosaur land lol #AGJSKEKELLSKDKLDLDLSKDKEJJS #I wanna go back to 2011 #i just wanna sparkle dog and rawr xD #instead capitalism is bottle flipping my brain rn #HWHWHDJDKKDKDLDL

[freerangeranger]

12. if you were a Pokémon, would you be involved in an evil team’s plan?

I would be the pokemon most of the grunts used. Like a Zubat, but with an even more annoying battle cry.

... god now I wanna make my pokemon cry 'Rawr XD' just to inflict psychic damage on people. Make me a sparkle dog mon.

#irl pokemon #rl pokemon #pokeblogging #asks