#i just keep makin more toons huh

[minetteart]

It’s surprisingly difficult to make a pink-themed character in WoW, damn. Disaster bisexual, Emmery Blythe. (Obligatory “this character is biologically male and he uses he/him pronouns, they’re male nipples” disclaimer)

#Emmery #forsaken #wyrmrest accord #world of warcraft #forsaken mage #wyrmrest rp #i just keep makin more toons huh #didnt think i needed a disclaimer but apparently some people thought this needed censored or something #i figured the sexy character being dead and rotting was enough to subvert that trope but i guess not???? genuinely confused

[crazydazeymuses-archive]

Well, it’s finally August 10th. His film’s 20th. Pretty big deal, huh? Being the last of the company’s animated films. Some of the other toons said that he ended it with a bang. Telling him he did great despite the reviews. All that spit. He’s heard it all.

But, the box office bomb AND the rep of his movie was not without its shortcomings, sadly.

Earlier, three of the humans had sneeringly asked and teased, as he walked in that morning, despite the other cheerful congrats from other nicer ones AND toons for his work and thanking them for it...

“Hey Jones! You and your virus boo gonna get it on for the 20th?”

“Wow! The fans really got the hots for you two hookin’ up!”

“Yeah! How’s it feel to be the WORST thing that happened to this studio?”

A few of their friends had laughed and joined, while others looked at them in annoyance and disgust. Ozzy rose a brow with a blank look, as more jokes came. He merely smiled cooly, hand in his jacket pocket as other folks looked at him. He retorts back with his usual trait: Confidence.

“It feels great! Better than makin’ a scene at work like a manchild, at least! I think 20’s a damn good age for someone ta be mature.”

The leader’s gang goes ‘Oooo!’ and the ones supporting Ozzy laughed and the cell smirked and exchanged fist bumps with them. The cop was used to the insults about him and the film, and the jokes about Thrax and Bill Murray being gross, yadda yadda yadda. He’s heard it ALL.

But then...The idiot then utters something that melts his chill.

“Well at least I ain’t a loser who macks with a virus behind that uptight bitch’s back. What a tramp. She’s probably staying with you because she feels sorry for you being a junkie—“

It happened fast as a heartbeat; Ozzy’s face fell when the jerkoff made fun of Leah. Some gasped and looked shocked. Some toons looked about ready to throw dynamite or drop a piano on the cell’s behalf.

But Ozzy beat them all to it.

The second he called his girl THAT? His anger was so hot it felt as though his cytoplasm were on fire. Sure enough:

PUNCH!

He hit the sucker right in his face near the jaw, giving him a bloody nose. He then grabs his collar and brings him closer to be eye to eye, keeping his voice deathly serious and quiet, outrage in every breath and word, teeth grit.

“Listen here. Say what’chu want about me. I can handle punks like you. Have been fer 20 years.

But leave HER out of this shit. Do you hear me? Or I will hunt’chu down. And fill your fucking mouth and throat FULL with snot til you can’t freakin’ breathe. Do you understand?”

The guy looks at him terrified until Ozzy puts him down, then the cell leaves for his break early to blow off some steam. And why wouldn’t he be scared? Ticking off a serious live-action-like toon? Not smart. Not that Ozzy would WANT to harm humans or kill people who did him wrong...He just needed to get the message through. But he’d bet the guy’s friends would complain about him and get him in trouble with the CEO for going ‘rogue’. Suggest to DIP his ass, maybe. He wouldn’t doubt it.

But whatever. Dude deserved it. He’s justified.

#IC Update. #Number One Germinator. (Ozzy.) #OOOOO This is gonna be fun xD #Teensy bit of drama but it’s mostly just a part #BUT YES. I BET HE FACED SHIT LIKE THIS ALL THESE YEARS #NO DOUBT IN MY MIND #Osmosis Jones