#i have no idea what im gonna do fucking helll

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Because I’m insane, I’m watching TOS. And since it seemed to be entertaining, I’m writing commentary. I take no responsibility for how incoherent this is. (Fair warning, there is swearing bc this show is wild)

Bro why were there two people walking around in street clothes? Why does she walk like thattttt

Not the doctor giving him alcohol

Also hello Una ik ur not Una yet but hello <3

This is so weird cause there’s absolutely *no* context to anything they mention. Whatever happened on Rigel, we have *no* idea about.

Ayo Pike’s horses!!

Hello Spock.

HAHHAAAA WHATTT was that a PIECE OF PAPER???? BRO WHAT CENTURY IS THISSSSSS HAHAHA

IT IS!! It’s a piece of PAPER hahahaa

Intercraft? What does that mean??

The bridge was soo tiny back then.

And i love the little goofy effects. They so silly.

Yet again, reports on paper??????? They can pilot a ship through space and go to different star systems, but they can’t send an text??

“I Can’t get used to having a woman on the bridge?” BRO WHAT THE BLATANT SEXISM IS KILLING ME. C’mon, pike, in about 60 years of real time, you’ll be on a bridge with primarily woman. AND UNA’S LITERALLY YOUR FIRST OFFICER WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT

The sound effects are soo silly

And the audio is killing me

Im gonna stop commenting on the obvious low budget stuff because it is *so* bad. But also so wildly impressive for a show that has such a low budget

A SPOCK SMILE IN EPISODE 1?! What is this???

Ah hello, Vina. Of course, it’s been only 18 years since the landing and Vina is very much 18 years old, and pike is very much not, but of course there’s gonna be a whole thing now. And hello talosians!!

“Prime specimen.” What

HAHAHA the way the talosian put him to sleep that was hilarious

I love how the phaser produces wind HAHA

Yo ik he just got kidnapped but that bed/couch looks so comfortable i want it

The shadow puppet aliens are hilarious

It’s so strange how in the same breath this show can have a woman in charge of the ship and then be totally sexist

Oh the transitions are SO BAD he’s not even vaguely looking the same direction as he was in the last frame

THe whip sounds on the axe im dyinggggggggg

BRO WHHAT why did she hug him like that TF ive never seen anyone do that ever

EW BARF THIS IS SO GROSS VINA WHAT

Their little goggles I canttttt

Okay turn off the lasers now ur just wasting power

ADAM AND EVE WHAT

The random music hahahhaaa

Ayo he refuses to eat so they put him in hell??? The goofy fire effects lolll

Also i wanna know about that bird species that they put in the cage. There are so few winged species in memory alpha, literally just that one that has wings made of butterflies in disco

YO its the horses and a picnic

Im so confused how this becomes the pike and vina we know from disco

“I can’t help but love you.” Ew ew this is all ew

What is happening

Literally the misogyny is weirddddddddd

What just happened.

Ayo she’s not 18 she’s actually old gross. Wait they changed that in disco i think.

EW what why do they say that abt una. I doubt any of these things are true

Literally the whole premise of this episode is pike resisting fucking one of 3 women while aliens try to make him horny

This is weird as helll

The airbag veins hahaha

“A unique hatred of captivity” bro tf

Whoa they had no idea how to make old or injured makeup. Oh wait that actually makes some sense

Bro wait so the ending is just she stays as a captive with a fake pike??

What is this

Also the lighting was so wacky

A clipboard with paper whattt

The yeoman i cant

#the cage #tos #Star Trek tos #Star Trek the cage #talosians #captain pike #vina

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haha rant time

 but whoop there might be swearing so be warned (yes there is swearing not so much but yeah its there) and bad spelling

About: parents, homework, school, therapy stuff like that

SO??? Im terrible at math right (lol who isnt) and im over here crying bc what the fuck does m represent?? There isnt anything telling me wer just have to guess??? And im just dying doing hw and my dad comes in and is liek 

Oh ur just not trying or some shit and im over here crying bc what the furick does this mean whey are there so many differentnt formulas that i just have to know and memorise and my teacher doesnt explain wh y and thats something i need to know like whY is it like htis why doesnt this work and my dad just thinks that bc hes good at math im gonna be to and like thats not how anyting works

So i finally convince him to get me a tuter and now he makes fun of me for it?? Like he wants to tuter me himself but he dpent know what were working on and how and he just overcomplecates what i nened to know and i cant tell him to just leave bc thats talking back or some shit and he just gets al up into my space and breathes down my back

And who cares what fanfic peole say that shit is unconfortable and i d o n o t like it and he just laughs and doens trespect that im unconfortable with that much contact from him?? Like ive had teachers inthe past that are older and male and they just get into my space like rn i havfe one that just /stares/ at girls boobs (oh no i said the b word whats tumblr gonna do fight me?) and he dows that to me and im just like pleas eno and he makes me talk to him after class when i dont to an assignment and doesnt let my friends come to ya know keep me safe and its jsut so unfonfortable 

Oh eyah im bioLoGicAlY a girl and honeslty im a girl most of the time so eyah but sitll plz odont stare at me its like a tick

Anyway back to my dad 

My mom decided it would be a good idea to take us to family councaling and im like sure bc my councerer is super helpful but anyway after the first session and we just reviewed how are lives were and why we were there my dad was like 

Well this is usper unhelpful i mean -counceler- is jsut making us talk like we normally do but -my deadname- cant run away

Oh yeats another thing he thinks that i run away when i just take a second to breathe and colelct my thoughts but noNoOOoOooOO i havfe to stay steeming until i explode and yell 

In wich case helll get mad at me for yelling but whatefver

Anyway i tried explaining that yeah thats basically waht a councerer/ therapist is, they help you figure out what needs to be done and they cant do taht without background or you being open to it

That was a few weeks ago and last week he waws like??? Its stupid that we cant just talk like htis on our own??

And im just like what? So waht? -counceler- hellps us stay on the right track and keeps us from snapping at eachother?? Who cares if we cant talk normaly at home with serious discussions, hwere its easier bc we have an outside source and that just helps in a why i dont think he understands

Hmm anything else i need to rant about?

Oh yeah ok so im sick rn and i had to cancel tutering and im prepairing for finals and im rlly stressed bc he would help me a l o t but nooOOOO my imune system wants me to die or whatever 

Its nothing sirious dont worry just a cold

And in language we have this shitty presentation with no speeker notes and its like four minutes long and idk what i have to do bc ya know i was ogne on the day they assigned it (yesterday bc i was sick) and im to anxious to ask and none of my friends have the same topic as me and the topics define the deadline and its due to morrow and i have so much work to do (lol laurens interlude am ii right)

Ahyway thats it i think 

#rant #homework #parents