#i hate chedwin but i’m still tagging it

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“why does charles sit on the desk when there are clearly other chairs in the office—”

because he’s bisexual that’s why

#edwin is a distinguished gay #and charles is a disaster bisexual #of course he doesn’t sit in a chair like a normal person #dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin paine #edwin payne #paineland #painland #payneland #paynland #chedwin #i hate chedwin but i’m still tagging it

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the cat king can literally compel someone to tell the truth with a flick of his finger and i think fic writers (me) need to take advantage of that

#gang think of the angst #the love confessions #dead boy detectives #cat king #the cat king #thomas the cat king #edwin paine #edwin payne #charles rowland #paineland #painland #payneland #chedwin #i hate chedwin but i’m still tagging it

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edwin is always miss scarlett when he and charles play clue send post

#dead boy detectives #edwin paine #edwin payne #charles rowland #paynland #paineland #painland #chedwin #i hate chedwin but i’m still tagging it

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“i’m looking for a man in finance; trust fund; 6’5”; blue eyes”

that’s nice. i’m looking for a man with a cricket bat; adhd; one earring; dead

#it’s charles rowland #i’m looking for charles rowland #the ghost of edwin paine possessed me to write this #dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin paine #edwin payne #paynland #payneland #painland #paineland #chedwin #i hate chedwin but i’m still tagging it

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so who’s gonna write a fic of edwin finding out what a hand job is

#will it be me? #maybe it’ll be me #who’s to say #dead boy detectives #edwin paine #edwin payne #charles rowland #paynland #paineland #payneland #chedwin #i hate chedwin but i’m still tagging it

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really on a writing grind so who wants some paynland love confessions (with a little push from desire of the endless)

#dead boy detectives #edwin paine #edwin payne #charles rowland #desire #desire of the endless #paineland #painland #paynland #payneland #chedwin #i hate chedwin but i’m still tagging it

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netflix i have 2 requests:

renew dead boy detectives

give monty a redemption arc

also bring back niko. wait—

netflix i have 3 requests

oh, and also give us the charles rowland love confession—

netflix i have 4 requests

shit also bring the cat king back to cause problems. hang on—

netflix i have 5 requests

no wait—

#so many i have a lot of requests #sue me #dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin paine #edwin payne #monty the crow #niko sasaki #thomas the cat king #the cat king #crystal palace #paineland #painland #payneland #paynland #chedwin #i hate chedwin but i’m still tagging it

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because (to my surprise) the fic of edwin reading to charles ending up winning my poll! so here we are :)

#dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin paine #edwin payne #paynland #payneland #painland #paineland #chedwin #i hate chedwin but i’m still tagging it

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how many times can i write a charles rowland love confession? at least four, probably more. we’ll see.

#dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin paine #edwin payne #paynland #payneland #painland #paineland #chedwin #i hate chedwin but i’m still tagging it

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i think i know the answer but we’ll see 👀

#very different vibes #i’m gonna do both it’s just a question of which i do first #dead boy detectives #edwin paine #edwin payne #charles rowland #paineland #painland #payneland #paynland #chedwin #i hate chedwin but i’m still tagging it