#i had precisely too many margaritas with dinner to suffer no consequence until i was safely home for at least ten or fifteen minutes

[longroadstonowhere]

huh

apparently sometime in the last ten years i have figured out my exact limits in regards to alcohol without precise calibration

#i had precisely too many margaritas with dinner to suffer no consequence until i was safely home for at least ten or fifteen minutes #so like i knew exactly when to stop drinking so i would get home safely but not quite enough to have nothing happen #i mean i guess this is precise calibration] #but if i'd planned it i would've been slowly building up the amount of drunkenness in my twenties #until i found where the absolute limit was #but honestly knowing exactly when i've drunk too much for my stomach to handle indefinitely is fine too