#i had heard of mudd before but i wasn't expecting a gay cowboy pimp

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Series I'm currently on : TOS

Episodes watched: 01x04 - 01x06

Episode names:

The Naked Time

The Enemy Within

Mudd's Women

Thoughts:

The Naked Time

These hazmat suits don't look very effective with the bottom of the head price being open.

Oh you dumb bitch why did you just off you hazmat glove, touch something and then rub your face under the mask, then do it another time after touching more things with your still uncovered hand.

What is this medical table, it looks pretty cool but I know from experience that being on medical tables that move like that are absolutely terrifying.

Spock has blue eyeshadow

Sulu is just trying to have a decent conversation and this guy is just losing his shit, like he just pulled a knife on everyone

Sulu is walking through the halls with a sword and chasing people with it but their just looking at him like 😕 like completely unimpressed

Ominously singing songs of death through the pa system

It's apparently really easy to over power the entire engineering crew

Bowling alley ? There's a bowling alley on this ship ?

More misogyny

More ominous death songs over the pa system as Scotty places bombs

Love confession for Spock out of left field, aight

Spock's balling his eyes out

Also they've taken out the dude that was ominously singing about death

This cut away with sulu screaming is so funny

Spock : Jim you are my friend I care for you deeply Jim : * starts slapping Spock violently *

McCoy just casually rips kirk's shirt in half to inject him with a medicine

Now their time traveling ???

They are so casual about having found the formula for time travel like Kirk really said " oh cool, any ways "

Other episodes under the cut

The Enemy Within

Unicorn dog , unicorn dog , unico-

I like the idea that there is just a whole bunch of crew members that wear kimonos all the time as a uniform .

Evil twin

Not the Debby Ryan smirk from the evil twin

Does Kirk let everyone in his room while he's shirtless straight out of the shower or is that just Spock

Evil Kirk assaults a women

The fake blood they use is such a bright magenta color

Kirk owns foundation ?

Really bad transitions lets go

Spock being really excited to learn things about humans and their behavior while still remaining emotionless is something I will always give Lenard Nemoy major prop for.

Five bros , huddled up in a parachute 0 feet apart because it's -75° and they can't be beamed back up

They killed the unicorn dog I'm so sad now

These guys were stuck in -170° weather and they only had "a bit of frost bite " like their all unconscious bones

Wing man Spock

Mudd's Women

Gay cowboy

Gay cowboy has ship with women that are very distracting to all of the men of the ship but as usual when faced with a pretty woman Spock is unamused

Darlings

This guy is a pimp , like most definitely a pimp he keeps saying shit like y'all better not tell them anything or y'all better not do this and then goes haha I mean enjoy your time on the enterprise my darlings

I really like the girls' dresses

Spock and Scotty are ready to hate crime the gay cowboy

This man is on the run and didn't even change his appearance in order to hide

People keep getting called out for being horny on this show , I'm here for it

This guy keeps forgetting that he's being watch not only through cameras but by security crew members

Why is it that every time bones sees a pretty lady he becomes entirely feral

I feel like Spock knows everything that's going on but is just amused by how all of the men on the ship are going monkey brain over these women .

Oh , he's a drug dealer . Ok .

Gay cowboy makes deal with lonely miners stuck on isolated planet that he will pimp out his women to them if they negotiate his charges getting dropped

One of the women no longer wants to be a drug addict or pimped out , she decides running into a storm is the easiest way to do that

Miner finds out that gay cowboy is a con man

Woman finds out that she's taken so many drugs that she has developed super powers of her own

Bones makes a jab at Spock and Spock almost smiles and then the episode ends.

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek the original series #spock #jim kirk #montgomery scott #hikaru sulu #harry mudd #christine chapel #janice rand #nyota uhura #i had heard of mudd before but i wasn't expecting a gay cowboy pimp