#i got the fucking app last year and i was omw home from the pool at like 10 pm for some reason

[dallasstarsdyke]

the olympics is next year so i already have to start shifting into annoying mode. sorry

#every time people start caring about swimming my spidey senses start tingling and i become insufferable #i got the fucking app last year and i was omw home from the pool at like 10 pm for some reason #got the notification for dressels 50m record and came in the door like DAD HOLY FUCK #he was like i got something to show you :) and im like um. did dressel win #do you guys remember the cardboard bed tiktoks #i was talking to my gf at the time when i was on my phone and she was half asleep #i was like if i was a pro swimmer id bring you and wed have to share a bed w like. k‌atie ledecky across the room #she was like. ignore k‌atie ledecky ^_^ and just fell asleep #my ass CRYING laughing trying to not wake her up #i also watch shit i just dont care about im like oh football is on sure dude #cue me and the international mutuals either up too late or too early to liveblog