#i go to work and my job is literally to build sandcastles and chase children around with a hose and get SNUGGLES. HELLO

[nyanryan]

literally cannot believe i get payed to hang out with little guys all day like. i literally go to work hang out with my friends (who are 2) for 5 hours and then go home. i am payed $17/h to do this.

#i go to work and my job is literally to build sandcastles and chase children around with a hose and get SNUGGLES. HELLO???? #one of our little little ones is getting her molars and they were reaaaaly bugging her today #so i. gave her a little face massage? and it helped so much and she was so much better after and its like wow..... #i am feeling it soft.... i love uuuu little babies u r my best friends #^what global pandemics do to a mfer #ALL MY HOMIES R 2 AND IM SOOO FINE WITH IT. I AM SO TOTALLY OK WITH IT <NOT SARCASM #ihate adults they r so boring like wtf u want to sit around n abuse substances tht is so lame i want 2 paint rocks n play in the water table #ryambles