#i forgot about this and rediscovering it was like being punched in the spleen

[angsttronaut]

human au rainflower who's a instagram mommy blogger who is constantly taking pictures of her children in sad beige clothing, which is why she's so upset crookedstar is injured; he doesn't fit the aesthetic any more. also oak and crooked sue her as adults to get the photos taken down because they're embarassing as shit. rainflower probably does a tearful apology video about this. she's cancelled and her savings don't last long because while she's got lots of essential oil brand deals, those don't spread far when you've invested way too much money into various pyramid schemes and beige furniture. she pivots to becoming a right wing media personality, and complains often about being blocked by president crookedstar because of free speech (calling him slurs). and then she gets arrested because her new qanon makeup line contained carnicogens.

#warrior cats #rainflower #au #crookedstar #i forgot about this and rediscovering it was like being punched in the spleen