#i dont think ill add cartman to these types of things

[corporatefrog]

꒦‧₊ ꒷ HEADCANNONS: Going on a Road Trip with Kyle, Kenny, Stan, and Butters (Separately) ✧.*

✧.* tags: college au, road trips, ✧.* Charactions: kyle broflovski, stan marsh, kenny mccormick, butters scotch a/n: I drove home to visit family this weekend and the 5 hours drive always drags. so i made up driving buddies to pass the time lol masterlist

Kyle

He definitely drives. Not because he prefers driving but because he refuses the thought of someone else being in control of the car that isn’t his mom (sheila is def a crazy driver but he’s desensitized)

He’s a good driver though. ALWAYS uses a turn signal, even if there isn’t a car behind you

“Kyle we haven’t seen anyone for 20 minutes, why are you using your blinker to change lanes”

“Well i thought i saw headlights in my rearview”

“That’s the stoplight we just passed-”

I feel like he’d love a good road trip. Airports are too stressful and driving means you can chit chat and get actual food and not hear a baby screaming for 3 hours

PODCAST LISTENER

He’s got at least 5 episodes downloaded depending on the genre you want

Like listening to commentary or informative podcasts so you guys can talk about them together

“So I downloaded a podcast about the history of Jeoprady and a few episodes of a JK Rowling audio- documentary- thing.”

“Have I told you that you are the best person ever” 

“Yeah, but you could tell me again”

Kenny

LOVES ROAD TRIPS!

Blasting music! Head out the window! Going 85 on a 55 back road! Let him in the car!

Prefers to be a passenger so he can be silly without risking the car crashing

He always has to stop for snacks at the beginning so you can munch on the way (and because gas station snacks are the absolute best) 

“Corn nuts?”

“Check”

“Bugles?”

“Check”

“Muddie Buddies?”

“Double check”

He’s got a mega playlist full of both of your favorite car jams that he updates regularly 

Definitely a ton of Black Eyed Peas

And some tyler the creator too probably

If you’re going on a longer trip, he is OUT after 4 hours

Absolutely drooling, head turned to a weird angle that’ll give him a huge crick in the neck once he’s up, but god DAMN is a restful

He’s up in 45 minutes and ready to party some more

If you’re driving through the night, he likes to stop and pull to the side of the road so you can look at the stars

And so he can piss

Stan

Give him aux or he will cry

Whereas kenny knows the difference between car vibe music and home vibe music, stan does not

Bro definitely put every fall out boy song EVER on there

Which like, you’re not complaining. 

He probably likes to switch drivers every few hours so you both can take a break and enjoy the drive.

He prefers being the passenger though, he likes staring out the window and unfocusing his eyes so everything blurs together

Probably enjoys flights a bit more honestly

“I mean, it’s like 2 hours and you’re there!”

“2 hours + 1 for getting to the airport + 2 for getting through security + 1 for waiting to board + 1 for landing” 

“Yeah and??? You don’t have to drive??”

Randy probably had a shit ton of frequent flier miles for some reasons so the marshs were a flying family for sure. 

Butters

Passenger princess.

Give him a blanket PLEASE

Whenever you stop for gas, he finds the BEST trinkets

“Look at this air freshener I found! It smells like honeysuckle! Can we put it in the car for the rest of the drive?” 

Likes to having music playing low so it’s just in the background while you guys talk

Definitely brings mad libs

“Okay can i have an adjective”

“Uh,,, Smelly >:)”

Bro starts GIGGLING 

He’d like to go on the drive just to play road trip games with you

Doesn’t know how pumping gas works

“YN!! You have to stop the gas!”

“What do you mean butters, the tank isn’t full”

“But it’ll overflow if you just let it keep going!”

“What-”

The sweetest driving buddy ever

#should i do another one for craig's gang? #i dont think ill add cartman to these types of things #just because i can never envision myself being in a car with him unless forced #south park #south park x reader #kenny mccormick #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #butters stotch #corporatefrog

[astrochemstry]

im not the person whose ask got eaten but what kind of people do you think stan’s gang likes?

oh hello anon!!! Im not sure what you mean by people but im betting what each character's type is?? uhh ill go with that but send another ask if its not

I haven't finished South Park (though im familiar with some things because of yt clips, Tumblr blogs and the stick of truth game lol) so maybe im wrong with some of these

Anyway uhh lets start with stan— so stan, my dude, my man. Kidding. But well, were talking about what this guy likes in a person so i guess- caring?? Someone who can support him and stuff!! But i think this guy likes someone whos smart too. Ohh someone who likes animals and stuff would be great for him too. Also someone open minded and honest.

Next lets go with my favourite redhead, Kyle!! I think this guy has HIGH expectations actually. Though if we move that away, he likes someone whos kind, smart and open minded! I think this dude is tired of dealing with shitty things all around so someone with those qualities would be a breath of fresh air for him. We can also add Understanding and patient onto the list lol. I think he likes people like Heidi and stuff tbh

Third, Cartman. I honestly dont know. I mean he got with Heidi so probably someone like that too— Honestly i think he would love someone who pampers & supports whatever the hell he does. Im honestly not so sure. I mean i feel he goes for people that are timid and easily swayed because they’re easily manipulated but who knows.

Finally, parka boy Kenny. He’d love someone supportive and open minded!! Honestly, he doesnt really have much standards?? He doesnt expect much except for what i mentioned. Its south park so someone thats just that nice and all that is genuinely surprising and a miracle to him honestly

#genuinely dont know what im saying #just going with what i feel like they want #maybe ill redo when i know more but for now im jusf an idiot lol #coolio anons #south park #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #kenny mccormick