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whimsically-ominously-auspice · 4 years

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Girl -- not cutie pie!!!

His name sucks!! Both do!!

Declan

Godddddamit

Me: Do you want a Dick in your butt?

Declan: not really

Me: are you scared?

Declan: uh huh what did i do to get a pewdee? I want an Annie.

Me: baby hes a hermaphrodite

Declan: huh?! Really?!

Girl got perked.

Declan: to protect us?

Me: yes baby

Pewd: yes baby I'm the best warrior you can find

Me: and you want her his boobs?

Declan whimpers: I want boobie

Pewd: of course they're all i want.

Me: i think it's a good match. A "normal" girl then Declan a boy with penis and boobs and a male hermaphrodite.

Declan: Dan? Can I?

Pewd: of course, who doesn't want two girls especially when one has a Dick?

Me: remember Annie had BIG crush on him

Alex: i knooooow and you didn't encourage it

Me: uhm i didn't stop her. Dont get angry shake,face at me. Look baby moment by moment. He was on,TV i had no,experience with that. I didnt know hiw ti handle a TV crush.

Alex angry: you did fine with me,-- oh No you didn't.

Me: babe

Alex: whaaat?

Me: today?

Alex: what baby? 😇

Me: him what are you gonna do about your son in laws?

Alex can't handle the pressure

Me: i was gonna take a fucking nap but I guess I'll,handle,it myself

Alex chuckles: i love you

Me: okay

...

Me: says married

Pewd: so and he wears a ring so shut it.

Me: and in your series your wife and son you refer to are

Pewd: mix, usually Annie is my wife and Dec my son. But sometimes I switch in case people get too nosy.

Alex: I don't like you writing this.

Goddess Armageddon: you're all safer together than apart. Last night you got kidnapped and they all 3 got attacked by aliens and her lungs filled with foam, just Sabrina no one else Cause she smokes. So what do you think you do? Everyone already knows. Shes not putting him in danger. You are by not being together.

Alex: continue. Im not yelling at one of your 2 biological mommas. You got 3?

Me: don't ask one wasn't real. She was a clone without a mommy bone in her body.

Alex: you know She's nice to you

Me: hi, do you know me?

Alex says a bunch of dumb shit that doesn't help my intense insane anger.

Goddess Armageddon: acknowledge your mistake instead of saying she's not bad encourage truth and say she may be nice but she's a terror.

Alex: don't tell me what to do,woman. Babe. Im sorry. I'm,tired

Me: okay and so then Pewd. There was drama

Declan: i was very upset because I was am in love with you! And Annie too

Pewd: ok let me explain, I didn't do the things they said. It was Jess, Idk which one probably the one with Michael since Michael wanted to be your soulmate

Alex: are you ok with that because I'm not

Me: I know ... If i stayed under the radar. Didn't change my life, their romance with him would remained on a cloud.

Alex: fuck it was my fault then

Me: we had to save the earth

Declan: it's only been 1 year and we've been busy! I don't mind!

Alex: baby? How did you protect them?

Goddess Armageddon: she asked "they whatever this perfect little orb is that my daughter is in always remain happy and protected"

Alex: :0 No wonder i couldn't find them but one of them at a time.

Me: and they will alwsys be protected for life. She promised. Because i started crying when she said she could "for a time" and said it wasn't good enough, i needed forever for them.

Declan: maaaan she would. Thank you!

Me: you're welcome baby

Goddess Armageddon: So all good people get eternal souls and protection on this Earth to be Like that.

Me: they're in a ball cloud hangs around.. Its like a gas planet. There's an awesome phone system,from Armageddon that is what they are in.

Declan: weird. I had no clue

Alex: so everything is ok

Me: shiiiiiit. I met him already

Alex: they're already dating?!!? SHIT OMG

Me: Declan have you been dating?

Declan: yes 2 months now but i didn't know it was him No sex cause my Dick

Me: keep it that way okay and then I'll see what you two can do to get 3. You been with her and him 1 month

Declan: yeah

Alex: HOW DID SHE HE NOT KNOW WHO HE WAS?

me: he shaved.

Alex: well! Ok! Good!

Me: what is wrong with you? Lol.

Alex: daddy complex man. I ain't losing my kid or Declan who is my kid ans alwsys has been

Me: and pew d pie.

Alex: well... Yeah...

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