#i don't have uncle matt's strength of conviction (yet!) so i've never bitten anyone. (yet.)

[headless-horsepossum]

while i'm at it, responses to tags on the Post About Uncle Matt:

as requested, i will tell him you all love him. (he lives on the other side of the country, but we video call him every week.) i think "lots of strangers on the internet love you" is a bit abstract for his understanding or interest, but i'll pass it along anyway.

though actually i guess if you wanna show your love you can send me your coolest pictures of horses or dinosaurs, he'd be into that. only quadrupedal dinosaurs, though, he doesn't fuck with theropods.

for the people who are Less Annoying about it: the cutting up of clothes has not been a common enough occurrence that you need to worry about waste. however to be clear, the reason this is good is because it means people are not pressuring him to wear things he doesn't like. "but other people could have worn those clothes :( :(" is a wack priority to have.

to the person who asked if uncle matt would come stab their dad with scissors: he would never use scissors on a person, come on. with people he uses his teeth.

To the person who said they initially read the post as beginning "my uncle is SO autistic" and they thought "how autistic is he" like the joke format. Please know that I think about that every single day

I only barely know what fraggle rock is and didn't know there was an uncle matt in it so y'alls tags about that are. Extremely funny to me

#i also have an uncle matt #this is a post about uncle matt #maybe i will pin this #at least until i chicken out and delete number 4 lmao #actual message to that person: i'm sorry your dad sucks i'd come stab him for you if i could :( #i don't have uncle matt's strength of conviction (yet!) so i've never bitten anyone. (yet.) #anyway. message to all allistics you're always going on about how much Empathy you have. try extending it to autistic people sometime #This Is Not Normally My Vibe Lmao #I Am Salty Today. i'm not sorry except that i kind of am. #also to the Truly Wild number of people responding with i am giving you a firm handshake and a solemn nod #Our Uncle Now