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henpeckedho · 4 months

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I accidentally just got drunk on a work night. The chain of thoughts that led to this:

I don't want caffeine so soda and coffee are out

I forgot to get juice this week at the store.

I didn't want a hot drink so no hot chocolate.

I had a wine "margarita" that I normally mix with lemonade or juice for an occasional drink on the weekends.

How strong could it be? I normally don't even get tipsy on the weekends when I do drink it, it will be fine. I will add lots of ice. I won't drink the whole thing.

Start school assignment and don't pay attention to the fact I'm drinking the entire thing while working.

Realize while trying to reply to a discussion post that I am, in fact, drunk.

Hope I don't have a hangover the next day at work.

Next time I will just have the caffeine. Better than this.

#cw alcohol #i never realized how much the juice and lemonade water this down??#i don't drink plain water unless i must #i did add half an ice tray to this but I don't think it melted fast enough because winter #but hey the stupid reply to the discussion post was easy!!#so that's a win #however I just realized I really don't like being drunk #tipsy is fine on occasion #but this sucks and i hate it

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evermoresversion · 10 months

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Baking with nick cookies even though half the time he'd be eating the chocolate chips

ㅤㅤ♡⃕ ﹙the best pastry chefs, nick leister.﹚

A/N Thank u for ur request, nonnie. <3

PAIRING Nick Leister x Fem!Reader

TW/TAGS Pure fluff, established relationship.

SUMMARY You and Nick decide to make chocolate chip cookies, only he won't stop eating the chocolate chips.

NICK'S MASTERLIST | MASTERLIST

"Okay, so according to the internet we need flour, egg, butter, salt, chocolate chips, sugar, vanilla extract, aaand baking powder." you indicated and as soon as you stopped talking Nick looked up all the ingredients for the chocolate chip cookies you had proposed to make.

"And now?" he asked making sure no ingredient was missing.

"We mix it all in a bowl." When you saw that he was about to add all the ingredients for one, you stopped him by taking his hands.

"But in parts, love." you laughed at his behavior, and saw his cheeks flush a little.

"Sorry." you denied giving a kiss on his cheek.

You wore a blue apron with little capybaras on it, while he wore a pink barbie-like one.

"First, we melt the butter." You took the bar of this one, filling up half a cup.

"In the microwave?" he asked taking the cup, walking towards it.

"Yeah, I think so."

30 seconds later the microwave began to beep, Nick took the cup out of the microwave, waiting for your next command.

"We have to mix the sugar, the egg and the butter." You poured the sugar and he the butter while you broke the egg to put it in the bowl. You took your phone to see what else was next.

"Let's see..." you muttered looking at the recipe you had taken from the Internet and saw Nick take the bag where the chocolate chips were. "Hey! Drop that." You gave him a slap on his hands, taking the bag away but he already had a lot of chocolate chips in his mouth.

You smiled in denial and he had an innocent smile as he ate the chocolate chips that were in his mouth.

You mixed the ingredients that were already in the bowl making sure Nick didn't get the chocolate chips again.

"Okay, now we add a drizzle of vanilla." You took the vanilla by opening it. "Look, it smells good." you brought the little bottle up to his nose so he could smell it.

"You're right. Can I put it on?" he asked like a little kid, you nodded giving him the bottle.

And he poured in enough of the liquid that was needed.

"Now we add flour, a pinch of salt and the chocolate chips." You looked for another cup to be able to accurately measure the flour already with baking powder and by the time you turned around, Nick already had another handful of chocolate chips in his mouth.

"Nick!" you exclaimed taking the bag with very few chocolate chips.

He laughed kissing the side of your head.

"There's more in the cupboard, I think."

You saw him with amusement following the steps, mixing all the ingredients with the leftover chocolate chips.

"It's your turn to make the balls with an ice cream scoop."

He did as you asked, eating from time to time a little bit of the chocolate chips of the dough. You hit his arm with amusement.

"You don't get tired?"

"Get tired of chocolate chips? Never." He shook his head as he portioned each cookie.

"I believe you." You both laughed as he finished making the balls.

You put each ball of dough on a tray with waxed paper so that they don't stick, you crushed them a little and you put them in the oven that you had preheated before.

"Okay, now we have to wait…" you trailed off as you watched Nick pull out another bag of chocolate chips, looking at you wide-eyed, like a little kid being caught eating candy before breakfast. "Are you serious?"

"Wghat?" he asked with his mouth full and you couldn't help but laugh at your boyfriend's antics.

"Come, let's see what we do in fifteen minutes." You took his hand walking into the living room.

"I have an idea." He proposed seductively.

"No."

"Oww." he complained walking behind you.

When the fifteen minutes, and a game of UNO later, where you clearly beat him, passed, you both walked towards the kitchen so you could see your creation.

You turned off the oven with an oven mitt on and opened the oven door, removing the tray and placing it on the counter.

"We are the best pastry chefs." He sentenced hugging you from the side and you giggled nodding.

"Yes of course."

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