#i can't take the incest ships seriously like once it's overtly incestuous i just kinda laugh bc it's absurd to me

[souji-upseta]

i don't strilondecest (nothing against it tho) but given how creepy the incestuous undertones are in Meat, i rly like the idea of. dirk takes interest in/makes a move on roxy later, and does so bc 1.) oh shit, roxy's a guy, and 2.) roxy is the genetic donor of half dave's chromosomes and he looks like dave, and there is no way dirk won't be fucking creepy abt that, and 3.) weird resentment/unresolved, unmetabolized trauma over roxy's teenage sexual harrassment of dirk.

and roxy immediately sees it for what it is and he is freaked. the fuck. out. and wants no part.

it'd be cool if HSBC, via meat!roxy, went more into the transmasc experience of being a teenage transmasc egg who's crushing on a gay guy and not rly understanding why he isn't an option, bc he doesn't even FEEL like a girl. and if it followed the breadcrumbs pesterquest gave us re: roxy feeling like his infatuation with dirk was more trans egg shit.

and dave just. nope. not even gonna go there. absolutely not. he may or may not just physically lay on the fucking floor. not talking abt it. except maybe w karkat. where they talk abt more convoluted metaphorical horseshit when they're alone together, and karkat finally understands why humans are revolted by incest and he is. also revolted.

oh but that would be glorious and so fucking uncomfortable, dude.

bonus points if karkat literally, physically puts his foot in his mouth, and continued his muffled dialogue through the socked foot still in his mouth, for comedic effect. (hey, homestuck team—these ideas are free, take them, but also i do need a new job so if you want more absolutely fire ideas, hmu)

like the whole thing would be such a deeply uncomfortable dogshit fire of a conversation abt covert incest/ult dirk being a fucking creep, that we'd need the comic relief.

#homestuck #incest cw to be safe r944838 #i can't take the incest ships seriously like once it's overtly incestuous i just kinda laugh bc it's absurd to me #but covert incest/incestuous undertones make me so fucking uncomfortable /pos #i like art that makes me uncomfortable what can i say. #covert incest is unfortunately st that hsbc talks abt #and that is a good thing overall bc we need more fictional media to talk abt the subject #homestuck beyond canon #homestuck epilogues #homestuck post canon #ultimate dirk #meat!roxy lalonde #meat!dave strider #meat!karkat vantas #roxy initially reciprocating dirk's advances is ALSO valid af and maybe ill talk abt that later.