#i can't contain the silly

[glowstick-cafe]

I have no idea how to tell my new followers that this isn't my usual content and I'm just being mentally ill. If I stop thinking bout Spiderverse I will explode.

#glow;talks #i can't contain the silly #i will explode #blorbocore #yippiieee

[redrobin-detective]

My favorite part of my Adventure Time binge is I pick what looks like the most silly episodic episode with a weird title and a plot that seems pretty open and shut and it goes in the most unexpectedly painful and lowkey horrifying direction that leaves me shook. I expected shenanigans and got an existential crisis instead.

#adventure time #haha princess monster wife has Ice King assemble a wife from other princess parts how silly #instead Im repeatedly kicked in the face with Ice King - Simon's - utter capacity for love and empathy #Like yes he kidnapped those princess parts but the love and care he showed his monster creation in making her feel “normal” and loved #the dual nature of Ice King's curse is he acts out irrationally but then the love he can't contain still leaks through somehow #And how his wife eventually gave back the stolen parts herself -damning her own existence- bc she knew IK loved her beyond her physical for #BECAUSE SIMON HAS BEEN LOVING AND IDOLIZING AND PINING AFTER BETTY FOR 1000 YEARS WITHOUT SEEING HER #Betty wasn't fully introduced for like another whole season but her footprints on IK's heart can be seen and felt so clearly in this ep #i just wanted something silly in the bg while I ate breakfast and now I need to lie down and cry

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Those legs can not be contained!

#david tennant #david tennant in chairs #legs for days #just like all the limbs #mortal chairs cannot contain him #soft scottish hipster gigolo #good lord he's beautiful #can't stop staring at his eyes #or his hands #can't stop won't stop #folded up so nicely #i love his silly shirt #“computers are fun and useful” indeed

[roxypilled]

can't take this shit anymore i need more heinoustuck content i can't contain the silliness i can't i need more heinoustuck content i can't do this anymore

#heinoustuck #im going insane #can't contain the silliness #i need to talk to somebody abt heinoustuck NOW #IhJDGEHWYWHHEHDHSHSHSKSHDJAHSJ

[lucifer-the-fetus-eater]

ok so you know the part in tf comics #6... //mild gore + blood

right???? i felt like something was missing //poorly drawn mild gore from this point on

Ms. Pauling: I don't know what to tell you. But either w-- Medic: Actually, hold on just for one more moment.

Medic: AHAH!! Ms. Pauling: ? ?? ? ?

this was just a silly thing i've been thinking about because-- like they show him holding the thing at the end right??? he had to have pulled it out of there???? this is how I imagine it ok

,,, c-section.

#tf2 #tf2 comics #team fortress 2 #ms pauling #medic tf2 #tfc heavy #dumb sketch #ms pauling needs more days off #she has been through too much #i really debated on whethero r not this was funny enough to post but i can't contain it #it's too silly #i have to tell someone #about this i have to spread the gospel #the reason this has so many tags is because im procrastinating on posting this #hehe

[moe-broey]

Enrichment 🍋

#fire emblem #feh #something shitty and low effort just. to take a break LMFAOO #also wanted to just. draw/post SOMETHING #in the right setting i like to think alfonse has really delicate mannerisms. so gentle... so poised... #probably from a life time of being stressed the fuck out living up to xyz expectations LMFAOO #sharena she's too silly. her swag is too strong. yes i think she also had to deal w that #but she can't be contained. esp in casual settings #moe. is some type of animal. #fe alfonse #sharena #moe tag #summoner oc #my art

[shitty-kinda-doodles]

Mashed together my skrunklies from the first anime I was obsessed with and the current anime I’m obsessed with

(crazy how both show’s message is that while powers are cool and useful to help other people, ultimately we need to face our problems ourselves instead of using said powers to avoid them)

Bonus:

#mob psycho 100 #ojamajo doremi #mp100 #reigen arataka #momoko asuka #can't contain the silliness #the way i had to tone down momokos colors and its still the most obnoxious and loud yellow ever #anyways i love these characters #theyre so goofy and autistic and gay

[fearsomegaybeast]

I am still terribly ill and can't get out of bed so have my deranged spamton art instead

#spamton #deltarune #sketch #fanart #art #i am insane #I can't contain the silliness #spambird #birdton #??? #succumb to the worm #worm #wormwormwormwormworm #he's full of rabies

[mspaint-flower]

everything you type is so hard to read you should continue doing that because its actually hilarious

i lowkey thought i just received my first ever hatemail of my life but then i scrolled through my blog for a bit and i don't blame whoever sent this ask

#asks #I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS IS A COMPLIMENT OR NOT #sorry i come across as a bit overwhelming sometimes 😔👊 #i just can't contain my SILLINESS!!!!!!!!!! ARRGGHHHHHHHHH #especially when my mutuals are being nice to me. how can you contain yourself when that happens #or when you see nurse robot type t art. yknow. how can i not go insane #I'm Extremely Normal

[someone-you-do-not-know]

...

#This fandom really has changed since 2012-2014 ish #As in. #fuck #you guys have become purists who don't even look at what canon actually contains #Or alternatively when you look at canon you misinterpret it either to cutesy it or make Hima problematic #Without an ounce of understanding for his cultural background #This fandom has become such a snake pit #You're all just eating each other for whatever wrongdoing you can imagine someone else might have done #Stop sanitising everything you come into contact with #At the same time as you're smoothing out whatever you dislike you're also erasing the humour #This series always had dirty humour #If you can't live with that I'm going to gatekeep because then you don't actually like hetalia #I prefer the fandom of 2012-2014 where we casually made jokes about invading vital regions over this shit #where everyone badmouths each other over the most minor of offences #being silly #(I'm not but that's my archiving for personal stuff tag) #Personally I'm not fond of people joking about drugs but you don't see me stopping anyone joking about that or throwing a hissy fit

[nyxronomicon]

I would love to see Barbatos with the lemon stealing whore prompt. He's the one who owns the lemon tree and will NOT tolerate and whores stealing his lemons (those are for his tea)

A/N: This is the worst thing I've ever written btw. You've been warned... (but like thank you for sending this in bc this was the prompt I wanted to do the most lol). But like damn the whole time I was like "am I really writing this? To share? Publicly?" ... Anyway. This is really bad. Sorry.

Part of my cheesy porno drabbles event (requests closed)

If you haven't seen the lemon stealing whore porno... I'm sorry.

Lemon tree owner!Barbatos x GN!MC x lemon stealing whore!Beel

🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞

Tw: reading this will probably make your life worse, sexual content but not sexy in the slightest, crack smut, anal (Beel receiving), MC gets penetrated (anal or vaginal unspecified), spit as lube, reads like a shitty porno (pun intended), somewhat ooc bc I prioritized honoring the source material, dom!Barb / sub!Beel

I cannot emphasize this enough: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

-

"I love our lemon tree." Barbatos sighed contentedly as you leaned against his shoulder. You sat on a bench under the tree, gazing into the gardens in front of you.

"It was so nice of Diavolo to let us plant it here." You smiled in the shade. There was a soft breeze that rustled the leaves. "I guess we couldn't collect insurance on it, though."

"As long as we have these delicious lemons for my tea, I don't mind." Barbatos had an arm wrapped around your shoulder, although it was warm out the two of you didn't get many opportunities to be together like this.

Neither of you noticed the presence behind you, the sounds of nature and your blissful chat drowned out the sound of their movements. Beel had climbed the fence around the castle gardens and was now raiding the lemon tree. He was wearing nothing but a yellow leotard, picking up lemons from the ground behind you before cautiously reaching for some from the tree.

As Beel picked the lemons, he dropped them into his leotard for later. His mouth watered but he resisted the urge to bite into one, knowing he might eat the whole tree if he got started.

"Have you heard about the lemon stealing whores?" You asked Barbatos, looking up at him.

"Yes, Diavolo warned me about them." Barbatos frowned. "I just hope that being on the castle grounds is deterrence enough... I would hate to have to punish one."

"How do you do that?" You tilted your head, hearing the rustling of leaves behind you. Beel had meanwhile continued to shove lemons into his leotard.

"They respond best to anal." Barbatos glanced at the rustle he heard behind him, devastated to see his worst fears come true. A lemon stealing whore, in the flesh.

"Hey! Those are our lemons!" He stood and pointed at Beel.

"A lemon stealing whore!" You stood as well, shocked to see him.

"What lemons?" Beel had a lemon in each hand which he promptly dropped. You could clearly see the lemons in his leotard, bulging unnaturally around his crotch and hips.

"Those are ours!" Barbatos stormed over to him, roughly pushing the lemons out of the leotard's leg holes. Despite Beel's strength, Barbatos' speed allowed him to swiftly pull his wrists together, preventing Beel from getting away. He sighed in frustration.

"Beel? I didn't know you were a lemon stealing whore." Barbatos hissed. "You know what the punishment is, right?" Beel's eyes widened before he looked at the ground, littered with his contraband lemons.

"Answer the question." You chimed in, hands on your hips.

"A-anal..." Beel stammered.

"Good." Barbatos smacked his ass before adjusting the crotch of his leotard out of the way, slowly trailing his fingers around Beel's hole.

"Anything I can help you with?" You asked, ready to jump in.

"Yes." Barbatos spit on his fingers, prepping Beel's ass for his cock. "Just hold him in place while I..." Barbatos slowly pushed a finger into him, making Beel whimper. You quickly grabbed onto his arms and he leaned against you, almost like he was here for the punishment and not the lemons.

Barbatos was a bit rough with Beel, pushing him (and you) to the bench you were previously sitting on. Beel ended up on top of you, with Barbatos right behind him as his ass was finally ready to take him. Barbatos slowly pushed himself into Beel and you watched as his expression twisted into one of pleasure.

You couldn't really focus on restraining Beel with him on top of you. Not only was he big and definitely in the advantageous position here, but he was nestled between your legs and you could feel the bulge his leotard strained to keep contained. Beel seemed to have no interest in getting away, moaning lightly as Barbatos began to fuck him.

Beel's cock rubbed against your clothed sex to Barbatos' rhythm, finally popping out of one of the leg holes of his leotard. You could feel his full length now, heat pulsing within you as you admitted to yourself that you wanted him inside you.

"You wanna cum, you whore?" Barbatos hissed into Beel's ear.

"Wanna feel... MC..." Beel whimpered into your neck. It was clear he was already close.

"You want MC?" Barbatos chuckled before tearing through your clothes. "Go ahead. We're going to fuck your little lemon stealing obsession into oblivion."

"Barbatos!" You gasped, feeling Beel's bare cock against your sex.

"It's the only way we can save him... And protect our lemon tree." Barbatos ran a hand along your cheek and pressed a kiss to your lips over Beel's shoulder before fucking into him harder.

Beel urgently pushed his cock into you, at the mercy of Barbatos' pace. He groaned, fucking into you as Barbatos fucked into him. Beel was huge, filling your hole completely as you felt him ram into you. Your walls were so tight around him he nearly came just from your heat.

"You ready to cum yet, lemon thief?" Barbatos hissed, increasing his pace.

"Y-yes, please!" Beel whined. As Beel started fucking you faster. You could feel your arousal reaching its peak as Beel's cock relentlessly pounded into you. Even though it was Beel fucking you, Barbatos' pace was unmistakeable. You moaned as pleasure flooded your sex.

You felt yourself tighten around him, a few thrusts away from cumming in the castle gardens.

"Not inside." Barbatos commanded, pulling Beel further from you until his cock slid out of you. Moments later, Beel came all over your stomach, writhing with pleasure as Barbatos continued to thrust into him.

Although you were disappointed that your pleasure was interrupted, Barbatos always made sure your needs were met.

"We're far from done here." He growled, smacking Beel again before allowing him to rest in you again, his cock already stiffening again between your thighs. "Not until you're begging to replace our damaged lemons."

#i thought about removing Beel's leotard but i wanted a way to remind everyone (myself) that this is silly and bad and not sexy #but i mean. no judgement if you're into... -gestures at writing- that #this is probably the funniest thing I've ever written though. literally laughing as i write it #uhh not using fandom tags. the one post that should not breach containment #good god this is.... #i can't believe i wrote this. and that I'm also posting it. but he we are... #nyx cheesy porno drabbles

[redacteddoesstuff]

AVA 6 Spoliers

AAAAAAAAAA PLZZZ EVERYTHING LOOKS SOOO COOOOOLLLLL. I have so much to say bout this ^♡^

I love love LOVE how the new characters look like >w< There all different styles and from different eras and just AAAAAA!!!

I still can't get over how glasses (IDK what to call them yet) just pats Chosen like "thats enough now." AJAJAJAAJA

Plus their pause power means that fighting Second was just cuz they wanted to. They we're close enough to pause him at any time. Like they literally stopped everyone just so they could 1v1 this child TvT.

AND VICTIM!!!! LIKE THAT'S DEF VICTIM. Like who else could that be!!! All y'all Vic fans be having a field day with this one (me included)

Also I cant tell if im looking too deeply into things but like... was the fight with Alan kinda foreshadowy. Cuz like look

I might be over thinking that tho lol

#animation vs animator #ava 6 spoilers #animation vs animation 6 #Im sososososo normal fr fr #tots not fangirling rn no siree #srry that this post is so long i just can't contain the silliness anymore #theres more i could say but idk how to word it so ya

[dhmis-autism]

”TIME IS A TOOL YOU CAN OUT ON THE WALL-“

AWWGHH DON'T TRY AND PUT ME IN THE SILLY HOUSE IF LULU ISN'T IN THERE I WON'T SURVIVE

#listen. i stand by that you can put me in tha silly house with anyone and I WILL get along with them and they WILL love me #my charisma and autistic charm is unmatched and unable to be contained my brainwaves are so powerful #hanging out with me over extended periods of time WILL change the way you think its why my baby sis is so fucked up #i'm like social radioactive material #HOWEVER #I WOULD PREFER TO BE STUCK IN THE SILLY HOUSE WITH LULU #bear would also be nice. am is. a choice i could go with or without. idk if they would kill me after a certain time irl #we would be 30 loops in and am will bash my head in with a rock ect ect ect we talked about higurashi again or smth ect ect #SODIE would also be nice. but if he messes with me i wouldnt be able to tell... so hmm.. #BIF WOULD BE FUNNY TO BE IN THE HOUSE WITH I COULD SUPLEX HER #BUT LULU IS A MUST YOU CAN'T PUT ME IN THERE WITHOUT MY LIL GUY LULU #my postings #puppetsona

[beeholyshit]

They just need to look at each other and everything's ok 🩷

#(🌺) *⁠.⁠✧ — Mako #(🌈🚂)*⁠.♡ —⁠ Rainbow-road shipping #I've been thinking a lot about them lately #I think because they bring me so much comfort #I ALWAYS THOUGHT SBOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP BEING SO LOVELY AND FULL OF JUST PURE LOVE WIWIWI #Mako it's not someone of many words so they would always show how much they love him everyday with small actions wiwiwiwi... #while Emmet well he LOVES to talk and give them big surprises and gifts everytime he can #I think he is the type of guy who has a surprise and it's just like “I'm not going to tell you! just wait!!” #and then he can't contain himself and finally shows them JEJAHJAJSJ #Mako would also try to make big surprises for him from time to time but obviously they are more discreet #but I feel like Emmet is always trying to see what they are planning #they love each other so much I just wiwiwiw.... #I feel like talking about them but I'm still kinda IDK #don't look at me I'm emotional rn #🖍️ —⁠ Silly doodles #(♡) ｡⁠.ﾟ—⁠ Subway boss Emmet

[aberooski]

I love my gx winx au and I love that it's just bits and pieces of me being like oh that's fun and not having any semblance of lore or plot. It's purely contained to the character designs I've drawn for the girls.

#it will stay contained to art too it's not something I'd ever write #like I know absolutely nothing about this au of mine but I'm obsessed with it all the same #like I learn something new about it every time I've drawn something #I don't draw a lot for it yall have seen everything I've done and it's usually just a drawing of alexis cuz I love her design lol #but like I'm doing panels for it rn right? and like it's just coming together like the story of what's happening atm #and that's like the only story there actually is rn but it's just falling into place #so I can actually make something of substamce out of this tiny concept I had for a drawing I wanted to try because I had an itch and it grew #that doesn't really happen to me anymore like I haven't felt a spark like that since I wrote OUAD #nothing I've written since has felt the same #and like I said this isn't something I would write into a fic or anything it would just be too much but it's really everything to me rn #something I can come back to and dip my toe in whenever I really feel like I need a spark again and it just makes me happy #I grew up with 4kids winx club so another reason I'd never write anything for real is because I refuse to watch any other version #like I've tried I just can't do it my mind rejects any other version so I only know the universe to a point anyway and but that was my thin #it made me so happy as a kid and it still does now like those are my girls and they mean the world to me and being able to play #within that space with other characters I'm obsessed with and combine into something that miraculously works is amazing #I need to draw more stuff for this au I guess is my whole point #I need to see what other things can..... bloom....... (heh) within that space and what will just manifest before me #I need that something to make me feel that spark again because I don't want to lose it forever and I think I'm starting to find it again #life has just been knocking down over and over lately and it's destroyed so much of my mental state and honestly randomly deciding to try #and actually draw actual stuff for this au has been so healing. I almost feel lighter #it feels stupid amd silly to say but it's true #abby's just rambling don't mind her

[ghorehound]

I have a lot of thoughts on this ofc but I need to quickly just get it out...the fact that so so so many people in my country, in my immediate life, have been fooled into believing that what's happening in Palestine isn't a genocide is really terrifying. I can't even bring it up without it being an issue. The fact my tax dollars are being used to fund it sickens me. The fact that this hatred toward Arab people in general in America has been leveraged to garner support, to fool people into thinking it's the "war on terror" again, seeing commercial after commercial on TV advertising how we need to support Israel when this genocide is being documented in real time for anyone to see...I have nowhere to put this and no one to talk to about this. Which is such a strange thing. Just...fuck man. idk. I just need to get this out of me. I'm so disgusted and tired. Just keep donating where you can. Keep sharing.

#idw tag this with anything bc this is mostly to vent #which is silly i know bc im not the one suffering but i don't want this to leave containment either yk? #sometimes i cry about it but again that's stupid im not Palestinian nor do i have family there like so many do #i just can't stand it