#i call it my 6 months of princess drinks bc for whatever reason i spend half the solar year being like ummmmm i want my mojitos instead sir

[ciceroballtorture]

i don't know why but occasionally my pussy spins the wrong way and somehow i don't like gin tonic anymore for like 6 months. then it's fine again. sad!

#.text #i call it my 6 months of princess drinks bc for whatever reason i spend half the solar year being like ummmmm i want my mojitos instead sir