#however 2a) i was a fridays fan when we were so unbelievably bad at blaseball that we set 7 different records of how fucking bad we were

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its been a while since i talked about andrew mccutchen's furry blessing on here. Please know that it is the funniest thing on the planet and i will never stop being a pirates fan because of it

#ari opinion hour #im out rn so i cant elaborate just know this: #1) his stats when he plays in pnc park when anthrocon is happening are like. GOD LEVEL. like better than BARRY BONDS. #like if he always played like that hed be unequivocably the best player who ever lived #2) the pirates are SO BAD at baseball. like. SO fucking bad. (owners only care about making money) #however 2a) i was a fridays fan when we were so unbelievably bad at blaseball that we set 7 different records of how fucking bad we were #and i WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT. which was then OFFICIALLY RELEASED by the garages. #BELIEVE me i do not care about a team being 'good') #3) hes the only player to ever have been popularly believed to have a furry related blessing. and he KNOWS ABOUT IT. AND THINKS ITS FUNNY #4) apparently this summer when anthrocon happened they showed a furry (in full costume) on the jumbotron and then he IMMEDIATELY hit a homer #home run