#how was he getting money to eat

[amielot]

Horn.

Bonus:)

#horse girl au #this one is suprisingly lore heavy #the real mvp for this au is hobs bag full of stolen money #horses eat about 20k calories a day #honestly how else was hob gonna feed him #circus robbery :D #hob has been purchasing oats from every farmer in a 5 mile radius #the more i write hob for this AU the more i realize he gets very chipper after committing felonies #the sandman #dreamling #the art tag #centaurs #dream of the endless #hob gadling #centaur!dream

[venomgaia]

Guys that go bump in the night

(minorly inspired by @karniss-bg3 's response to this ask)

#bg3 #astarion #rhylolin/lobo (oc) #kar'niss #drider #baldurs gate 3 #driftoodles #alternative titles thst were suggested have been: the monster mash; two charlatan party crashers and their plus one #a drider a lycanthrope and a vampire walk into a bar #etc etc etc i could keep going #i imagine this would be a post bg3 plot thing . dunno what trouble theyre getting into but #whatever theyre up to someones probably gonna have to bail them out. my moneys on gale #with how ive been sketching kar'niss ive been drawing him more emaciated during bg3 bc i noticed his abdomen wrinkles at the bottom which #is a trait of dehydration in arachnids. hes probs not eating very well in moonrise lmao. but i imagine lobo heres been taking p good care #of him. also i think karniss still isnt used to being complimented so every time anyone says he looks nice he throws a fit about it #arachnophobia #but yeah so i try to draw him with rounder n softer features if im drawing him doing smthn post bg3 #anywayyys i have a big day tomorrow i wish i had more energy to put smthn neater out but. for now. woe drider #i actually planned on replying to the og ask with more refined doodles but i may do thst later shdkdnkd

[inamagicalhallucination]

i know i say that atsushi likes to spend his extra cash on kyouka but i also dont think kyouka lives there for "free" like she could, atsushi wouldn't mind, but i feel like it makes more sense for her to contribute since its not like atsushi's rolling in cash

maybe atsushi wouald be hesitant at a 50-50 thing becuz she's so little and he cares so much about her but i dont believe its 0-100 ya know?

#like i feel like in fics there'll be throw away lines the author probably didnt over think about atsushi deciding not to eat becuz he spent #his last change on kyouka #i think kyouka would pull a 36th before she let her brother go hungry even for a moment if she had the money #which i mean she works a job so she probably gets paid #i feel like their financial burden is becuz they don't have anything ya know #like its different spending ur money on bills and food and shit vs having to buy furniture and get new things #like do u guys know how expensive a fucking mattress is #insane #what else #oh right its not becuz she would just let him spend all his money on her and be broke #and suffer #anyway i need u guys to put respect on kyouka's name and kyouka and atsushi's relationship

[zehecatl]

DunMeshi perfectly nails the found family trope, by the way. every character is equal, but distinctively different and makes up a part of the whole. Senshi feeds the party, because that's what he's good at, and what he knows. Chilchuck might scold everyone for being idiotic and stupid, but that's not because he's their dad, it's because that's his personality. there's no hierarchy or structure, no roles for the characters to fall into

it's a family by choice, and i fucking love to see it

#dungeon meshi #like! the fact that they're all friends is IMPORTANT!!!!! #i love how senshi teaches the others to cook... or how marcille shares her love for haircare with senshi #like. they're so good... found family in the dungeon. who will they eat #also it's kind of related but not really but like #marcille putting the 'burden' on if falin should be resurrected on laois.. because that's HIS sister... like idk! that's Vital!!! #i'm so excited to see more of them. they're only just getting to the found family stage and i cannot WAIT to see them fall further into it #like chilchuck realising he DOES care about these fuckers and being vulnerable to laois to convince him to go back to town #instead of lying to his ass and keeping his position as 'only here for the money' #oooh they will be forever changed and intertwined by this dungeon can't wait to see it

[nashvillethotchicken]

I wish there were more black people who were into iwtv so I can talk about how Louis's class and race interests intersected

#iwtv #amc iwtv #iwtv 2022 #its so crazy cus hes from a rich lightskin family in new orleans #like he says hed be a free man of color (not black) if not for jim crow #the intraracial dynamics of new orleans pre-1970 is so genuinely interesting to me and we never get to really get into them bc louis spends #all his time with white/nonblack people and when he is with his black daughter its different bc theyre so isolated from the great black com #like louis was absolutely in jack n jill as a kid. hed be in a blue vein society. hed be an alpha based off his name alone like #hes the black bourgeois class and its so crazy that people say hes middle class in fanworks like no babe. they had darkskin servants #i think it also stems from people relating blackness to poorness. ldpdl is not poor in any sense of the word #he inherented a literal plantation!!!! but because hes black people downplay his class interests (except for other black people) #yknow who really was poor? lestat! like eating syrup sandwiches with the lights and water cut off by the city poor #and yet people act like he grew up hyper rich in fanworks and its like... thats not what happened #you can talk about how jim crow and white supremacy squashed/manipulated the black elite class in nola while acknowledging louis' class #like they both came into the relationship with money (louis' money might have been shorter than lestats #but they still had money) #ldpdl #like i would even wager that louis family dont even consider themselves black like that #cus blackness is defined by whiteness and since louis spends all his time with white people bc of his business hes treated as and sees him- #self as black in a way that his family isnt. theyre only black when theyre made black if that makes sense #theyre black when white people are around

[rohirric-hunter]

Also I'm vaguely offended at the implicit assumption that hobbits as a general rule don't already know who Morgoth is

#this is about something i posted a long time ago but its been eating at me #like obviously they know who morgoth is #they know who sauron is #or at any rate have as much of an understanding of him as anyone else who isnt a scholar or resident of gondor #so it stands to reason that they would also have a basic understanding of morgoth #a dark lord who has just about the same amount to do with them and their lives #i mean i think people get this impression that hobbits are dumb and dont know things from pippin and sam #pippin is a child #and while sam himself is curious and smart and eager to learn and know things #i would put money on it that you could tell the gaffer that the earth was round and he would immediately forget that information #because it doesnt have anything to do with his life and he therefore doesnt need to know it #so sam hasnt really been told as many things as a lot of people #both of them are bad examples #compare them to bilbos ability to infer things in the hobbit based on a general background knowledge of the world at large #like he knows what a furrier is! i dont even know what a furrier is! #but anyway the point is i think the hobbits know how the world works #they keep to themselves but theyre not isolated lmao #like idk if yall are aware of this but theres this road that runs right through the middle of their country called the GREAT EAST ROAD #they turn suspicious people back at the borders but there are plenty of perfectly respectable people who come through #down. you know. the GREAT EAST ROAD #they know whats out there. they just dont care

[frecklystars]

ken is the type of boyfriend to want to surprise me with my favorite pastry (donuts) to cheer me up but doesn't know which one i'd want the most so he just gets all of them. comes home with 15 dozen boxes. we end up having to share them with the entirety of barbieland or else they'll go bad (hey, if plastic milk can expire, so can plastic donuts)!

driver brings home apple pie bc he assumes it's my favorite. it's not. well, apple is my favorite pie flavor, but pie itself is not my favorite pastry.

...but i would never tell him that, bc i love our routine of eating apple pie together at our favorite diner at two in the morning and i'd be sad if that ever stopped. sure, we could get donuts at 2am, but it wouldn't be the same. the fact that he'd go out of his way to drive us to a diner and sit us down and drape his jacket over my shoulders while sharing a slice of pie with me -- i dunno. it's nice.

#if the ice cream at the beach is free im assuming the donuts would be too #you think Tall Ken paid for his own ice cream when he bought himself and Beach Ken ice creams? please. #Kens have no money they have no car they have no job they have no house they have no crotch they have NOTHING #except my unconditional love and support 24/7 #if ken ever has to buy anything he's on his knees begging barbie 'PLEASE BARBIE WILL YOU BUY DONUTS FOR OUR SWEET GIRL???' #but he'll say her name like Ryan did when he was running toward her at the bus stop -- #BARBAY!!! BARBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! ...y'know like that. #god i need to watch the movie again #i watched it last night but i need it AGAIN #love notes #💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́- #💕♬♪ ♡ I do nothing but think of you - ̗̀💙🔨 ̖́- #every time driver says 'i got you pie... it's your favorite :)' im like uh huh :) #looking him right into those ocean blues and lying. yes it's my favorite. how'd u know babe?? #if i ever told him i'd prefer donuts or cake he would change the routine surely #but where's the fun in that when i look at apple pie with so much fondness now #just like i used to not care for skittles but now i like to eat them every now and then #because Six eats skittles and Ryan talked about how Six would eat skittles in the field #i love associating food with F/Os i love them urging me to eat and to eat well #i'll be laying in bed feeling awful and then i'll think... 'barbie would want me to eat' so it makes me get up #hey whatever works right!! #woof

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Toga: Our client tried to kill us!

Dabi: More importantly, he didn’t pay us.

Toga: How is that more important?

Dabi: I take that personally.

#incorrect lov #toga: he probably thought there were too many holes in your pockets so you'd lose the money #dabi: well you don't have pockets and kids these days spend all their money on. like. anime figurines and shit #toga: you're so out of touch dabi smh we spend all our money on drugs and pig's blood donuts #dabi: i think that last one is just you #toga: no no ive seen kurogiri eating one #dabi: you what #dabi: i mean kurogiri isnt a teenager but like. you what #dabi: how does he even eat?? #toga: i'm not sure actually he just kinda put it inside his head and i assumed he ate it #dabi: maybe it's to make up for the lack of blood in his body #toga: or maybe he's just trying to go for a new look! it could make his mist red instead of purple #toga: i should get him some red heels to match. his feet cant hurt if he doesnt have any #dabi: your logic astounds me #dabi: anyway who wants to tell tomura that we didnt get the money #toga: not it #dabi: i shouldnt have asked #himiko toga #dabi

[evilmagician430]

spencer is the only thing keeping the acachalla house from being infested with bugs and rodents such as rats and mice. this is why they keep him around and also why they do not let him leave. hes like a barn cat

#im partially joking ofcourse they keep him around because he is a beloved son and brother and familly values ^^ #but he does also keep the house free of vermin. besides himself SORRY HES ME SO IM ALLOWED 2 BE MEAN #also remember how at some point the acachallas moved to a different house and left spencer behind in the abandoned original house #and they came back to get their money out of the washing machine or whatever and he rose out of the soil to be like #GTFO this is my house now!!!!!! and they only conceded because sally was a kirby and he helped her get normal again. remember that #i prefer a continuity where they all live together in the original house of course but this situation in canon is very interesting to me. #the acachallas have multiple locations opened up and spencer is hunting all the mice out of the one he lives in. hes eating good for once #venturiantale #taleblr #evilmartin430.txt #spencer acachalla

[keepthetension]

still thinking about grief and recovery and support on this show because oh boy did the shows airing this weekend put me in my dead parent feelings i said before i was concerned about how porjai is dealing with her own grief, and this episode we saw her easily talking about rung, and even casually yelling to rung that she misses her! maybe this is me projecting, because i can't do that, but this seems like a pretty healthy place to be, especially contrasted with mhok's relative silence, and i'm glad!

and mhok's silence doesn't come from anger or resentment (which are valid ofc, but i did wonder if imprisonment gave him time to work through this to some degree) but out of protectiveness. i fucking loved this, because it felt so realistic and lived-in. i lost a parent to intimate partner violence, and i NEVER open up about it; people sure have Opinions, and it makes me insane

but day finding out about rung offscreen wasn't on my bingo card, tbh. because we've been with mhok through everything he's found out about day

it doesn't bother me, exactly, but it feels slightly unbalanced, and i suppose what i'm thinking is: knowing what happened to someone doesn't actually tell you how they feel about it, or how it affects them, or how you can support them

mhok found out from that lady sharing personal medical info she had no business sharing about day losing his eyesight in the accident, but he put in the work to understand what it actually meant for day. and in most cases, we've seen day telling mhok about what troubles him in his own words (his crush on auggy, why he was avoiding his friends, etc)

bereavement is probably statistically more common, so i suppose it may not need to be spelled out for an audience? but i am wary, because there have been so many shows where characters are visibly — to me! — struggling with grief and everything else matryoshka-ed in it, but audience reaction simply doesn't factor this in

i'm also thinking about how often mhok tells day a story about himself with the intent of making him smile ("i bought two bracelets just because i had money to spend" "i found this rooftop when i needed to sober up" "my sister called this false rice". i'm certain there are more!). because this is what a caretaker does, or because this is what mhok does, or both?

because this always made me wonder what it would take for mhok to talk about something that wouldn't make day smile, or because he wanted to share. in the former case, it'd have to be something pretty bad!

of course, talking isn't the only way to recovery or intimacy. and mhok going from "i'm breaking up with my devoted gf because i don't want to drag her down with me" to "i'm going to ask you to be my bf" is pretty significant!

but as they navigate the journey from being caretaker and client to being boyfies, the balance has to shift around a bit to them supporting each other, consciously choosing to be there for each other

in this episode what we got was: you only want money to buy that car. and i'm not even mad about this, because this kind of comment is very in line with day's character. but wow. day, i know you're feeling big feelings, but throwing one of the few things you know about mhok's life in his face is. not it!

#last twilight the series #i know this is a “trustworthy” director. and i will happily eat my words! but #it's always bothered me when couples fall into this pattern of ONE person doing the bulk of the supporting and caring and accommodating #and i am HOPING WISHING PRAYING this show doesn't do the same you know? #also like the imbalance makes sense if they're only caretaker and client of course! i'm just SO curious how this will be addressed #thinking a lot lately about characters society puts into a certain box because social status or because they're Manly or Tough or some shit #and there isn't a space for them to be soft and goofy and playful and tender. and people assume they don't need to be cared for #ten from cooking crush and babe from pit babe and top from only friends. for example. #and “there's zero tenderness in you” mhok #and i desperately want to see these characters get to be more than they're “allowed” to be #patriarchy is a curse #oh also i suspect mhok's “healing journey” will come to a head once he buys the car or whatever ends up happening there #ALSO GOD how many people would move the fuck out of that house afterward IF THEY HAVE THE MONEY TO DO SO #and maybe it doesn't feel like this for mhok and porjai but living in the same place afterward can be intensely suffocating #but they can't just move and start over like moneyed individuals might be able to! #recovery and healing simply looks different for the rich #anyway next ep will probably foreground mhok caring for day. and there are not many eps left!! i am wary but still fairly optimistic

[moon-tickets]

Does the ineffable duo still have their miraculous powers as of S2? Thinking about how Crowley lights a fire in the intro with a match. Don't remember seeing them doing any miraculous stuff in the promos, so I wouldn't be surprised if heaven/hell ended their superpower free trial periods at some point...

#its eating me right now #crowley cant miracle himself a house #iirc aziraphale has some honest money on him so he gets to keep the cool house.... but for how long?? #good omens

[sug4r-melon]

SWINFLR DRSGON? 🥺

sleazy, skinny, and greedy. truly a dragon after my own heart

#he 100% has a hoard of gems #its how he pays the SUV to get him human trinkets #which tbh just makes the SUV look even more stupid #in a world where dragons are discovered to exist and their currency is treasure and jewelry #and yall use paper money #if u got an anonymous donation that was a bunch of gold and jewels and said donor refused to show himself #you would have to be kindaaa stupid to not assume that its a dragon who is going to eat you once youve done his bidding #tfa wof au #tfa swindle

[fingertipsmp3]

I love the sims 2 because it will completely wreck your shit right when you’re least expecting it

#i’ll set the scene for you: i’m doing the prosperity challenge (basically a challenge where you create a number of completely randomised #families and you play them in rotation. rules vary but generally the goal is to make all your sims as successful as possible #and it’s meant to add some variety and drama to the game) #so i’ve played through the first four families which were all some variation of either grandparents or teenagers looking after kids #just because that’s how my rolls fell. so i got to the last house which was just one adult man and i was like okay. #i JUST need an heir out of him. just ONE. and things were going great! he already had a boyfriend (the random uncle of the first family #i played realllly liked him and i was like ‘this might as well happen’) so i had them try for baby. then his dream job (slacker lol) #came up in the newspaper on the FIRST DAY and he kept getting promoted! i also had him adopt a stray dog i thought was cute #his pregnancy went unbelievably well. he only passed out while eating one time. i allowed myself to be lulled into a false sense of security #and then mans ✨WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND GAVE BIRTH TO QUADRUPLETS✨ #look this is honestly on me for downloading the triplets and quads mod. i don’t even know why i do it. just for the risk factor? #regardless there was only a 3% chance for this and yet it STILL happened. on the first birth in the neighbourhood no less!!!!! #bear in mind this man is living in a 2 bedroom starter home; has one paycheque (GROCERY STORE CLERK) AND he’s just spent a bunch of money #on his new dog. and we can’t exactly sell the dog’s stuff because it’s essentials #i managed to find the money for 4 cribs and a nanny fucking Somehow. and then carnage ensued #i don’t think this man bathed for 3 days. i got the dog a job and then realised it got weekends off so wouldn’t be going #aging them all up into toddlers aged ME. i think they’re technically classified as some being a day older than the others but idc #i’ll rectify it at the next birthday. or at one of their birthdays anyway #it was just SO messy. next rotation should be better though??? i had him marry the kids’ other father (who is an elder so will probably be #around approximately 5 minutes) who bought in exactly £5 but at least there’s an extra person to change diapers and get bottles #i see a lot of nannies in these kids’ future i fear #personal

[torchstelechos]

Im only on season 1, so pardon me if this has been explained or at least acknowledged, but why the fuck are the brothers still in school? Its been on my mind for ages now because they’re how old? Literal eons? Okay, how long does it take to graduate from education? 20ish years? Okay cool, how the fuck are they still in the education system. Are they dumb? Are they teachers? Are they there to relearn information as technology and science has evolved over the years?? What the fuck are they doing??

#Obey me #OM #obey me one master to rule them all #For real tho my hc is that their respective sin got in the way of their education and even tho they are smart they just didnt do the work #which is why Lucifer has been cracking down on them recently to actually do the work #Like Lucifer is pride which probably translates to perfectionism and we all know how that can fuck up your school work #Mammon my dear sweetheart is dumber than a bag of rocks if money aint involved so yaknow we have canon reason there #Levi is Levi and he probably gets jealous over othre peoples grades/scores which translate to him staying home depressed #Satan rage quite HW he hates lets be honest here #Asmo is too busy actually being social and sleeping to do his work #Beel probably skips classes to eat food #and Belphie actually is a professor I think???? At least hes working on a thesis statment on a relativly new field #so he gets a pass on this question #Again only on season 1 so ignore me if this is explained later

[cherrysnax]

autisming but my biggest pet peeve abt Batman is when someone who only ever consumed fanon is like “why doesn’t Bruce do *insert thing that he’s done since nearly his conception*

#hu doesn’t he donate to charity #he does #why doesn’t he try and frie the robins #he does 😭 he doesn’t want sidekicks these kids r just crazy #why doesn’t he put all of his money into bettering Arkham and Gotham in general #he does 😭 #why doesn’t he put up the bat suit and just be normal #he tries 😭 there would be no story #or like ‘Bruce hits his kids’ and it’s screenshots of them training or Bruce being like. mind controlled or fucked up on scarecrow toxin #or in jays case. fighting jay after jay tried to kill him and did kill many others 😭 #like bestie. context matters why read an action book if u don’t want action #like theres soooo much stuff to critique batman for but like. please read one comic book #and not the aus and elseworlds stories. ‘he made a robin eat rats’ and there’s a world where spiderman is a zombie #its not canon 😭 get his ass for literally all the shit he does pls #I also hate when fandom wank and fanon shit makes its way to mainstream because that’s how we get wfa and just rlly bad interpretations #oh dicks the silly one jays the angry one who was always angry and evil Tim loves coffee and uhh is a softboy #cass is perfect and uwuw steph is teh silly one (2) and duke is the Straight Man #SHUT UPPPP.

[im2tired4usernames]

My parents should be fuckin ashamed

#you borrow 80 bucks then can only find me 21 back then i put that 21 into good for your kids then spend the rest of my paycheck getting #diapers pull ups medicine more food for kids and then i fill up the 15 passenger van and then when dad asks why i don't have money to eat #on my lunchbreaks at work like I'm some over spending wild irresponsible bitch when he's the one going to concerts and paying for fancy dat #s and jewelry for his gf and buying groceries for her but you know it's fine #take all my time and energy #so that i literally am a zombie and fall asleep on the very very very limited free time i get #(after doin extra chores to earn said free time) #wo that i fall asleep half way in which isn't fair to my partner and isn't fair to me #take all my income so i cant afford anything #take all my time #take all my energy #YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED YOU GROOMED ME AND MESHED THE FAMILY'S ENTIRE LIFE STYLE FOR ME TO BE LIKE THIS #I CANT MAKE HEALTHY FRIENDSHIPS BECAUSE I JUST CAN NOT FUNCTION IF I'M NOT GIVING EVERYTHING TO SOMEONE #IT SUCKS I HATE IT #THEY'LL NEVER ADMIT THEY FUCKED ME OVER #EVER #THEY'LL NEVER DO ANYTHING TO FIX IT OR CHANGE #AND I HAVE NO HOPE FOR ANY CHANGES #MY LITTLE SIBLINGS SEE WHAT I DO FOR THEM AND THEY HUG ME AND TELL ME HOW MUCH THEY LIVE ME #'thank you so much for taking care of us' that tell me all the time 'you do so much for us' #it breaks my heart i wish i could give them the world i love them so much they deserve so much better #my mom lost her chance to be decent my dad better learn soon otherwise all his kids minus his favorite will hate him #i love ny parents #and i know they live me and my siblings #but they groomed me into the most miserable personification of elder daughter syndrome and they should be ashamed for what they've done #and be ashamed that they sucked so bad that they're own child had to step up