#how did my son's pseudo-dad end up just as clueless as he is

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #101

Peter keeps little trinkets/fanart that people give to him on patrol by hanging it up on his walls, putting things on shelves, etc.

Now, ever since May learned about Spider-Man she's made Tony come over to their house for takeout regularly so she knows exactly what Peter's been hiding from her. (This is not bonding time because May has plenty of friends of her own. Tony Stark is definitely not her friend. That would never happen. He is just a guy. Obviously.)

Fic where Tony comes over for his monthly Parker dinner and sees some of the fanart and little toys on the tables because Peter ran out of space in his bedroom. He's like, "Where's all this coming from?" and Peter gets super excited, explaining how people come up to him during patrol and tell him how grateful they are that he does what he does.

Bonus:

When it gets cold out, a fan gives him a knitted sweater, and Peter wears it every day out on patrol until it is literally 80 degrees out and he can't wear it without risking heatstroke (sometimes he sees the fan out and about and asks them for help with repairs, because he's tried to do all the research imaginable and it's just not working out)

This fic idea was submitted by @derpmallow!

Bonus thought from idkb:

Tony, after listening to Peter explain the fanart/gifts and how he's run out of space in his bedroom so now they're spilling out into the house: You know, you could put some of them in your room at the tower if you want

Peter: I have a room at the tower??????

#tony shrugging like it's no big deal and may's just like. in the background smiling knowingly into her glass of wine #may: these two dumbfuck genius idiots #how did my son's pseudo-dad end up just as clueless as he is #irondad fic ideas #derpmallow's fic ideas #tony: yeah maybe we can even have some of this out in the common room you know there's plenty of space #may who knows this is practically like tony wanting to put peter's grades on the fridge: god they are helpless #queueueueue #weekly reminder that I love you all but am too busy to be human :) #iron dad and spider son #irondad and spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want I just won't see them for a while #see announcements