#horse of the year show

[danteskygod]

Hoorah! The festive season can now officially begin. The Horse of the Year Show is on the telly.

#Horse of the year show #international horse show #olympia #puissance #london international horse show

[batshaped]

so what if my head's in the clouds... maybe that's where it belongs!

#art #rainbow dash #my little pony #mlp #friendship is magic #my little pony friendship is magic #my little pony g4 #mlp g4 #mlpfim #mlp:fim #01172021 #january 2021 art #2021 art #surprised i forgot to post this one before #but it's fim's 13th birthday so it's a good day to do it #happy teenage years horse show

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Results from the ‘Who is the tallest MDZS Character poll! Thank you all for voting!

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #nie mingjue #lan wunian #lan xichen #lan wangij #poll #Thank you all for showing up with your whimsy! I saw so many funny tags and messages! What a blast it has been!!! #Nie Mingjue was the distractor answer - word of god *does* say he's the tallest but...he *was* dismembered and beheaded. #It's still a grey area though! This was all for fun after all B*) #Jin Ling uses his hair as a little lasso. Good for night hunting and asserting dominance! #Not the tallest due to his hair gel getting stuck on his hands and reducing the height of his throw during the judging. #And yes- Poorly Drawn Jin Ling is ~4cm tall. Grab you rulers out an visualize that <3 My Friday Treat for you all. #Real feminism is the fact that all the men who won did so by technically cheating and the woman (horse) did it the honest way. #Real feminism is being a horse. Everyone better start getting on that. New Year's resolution. Horse time. #My apologies to the Jin Zixuan likers (lowest votes): He's a bit of a fail wife but that's okay. #I like to imagine that It's the ghost of JYL committing voter fraud to give him pity votes. #(It is still voter fraud if a ghost votes right? Has anyone looked into the legality of ghost voting?) #Much to think about....Hey speaking of the ghosts of women: See you all tomorrow for the new poll!

[z0mbi-dog]

data collection 2: electric boogaloo

#tumblr memes #I WANTED TO PUT GLUP SHITTO AND SHOELACES SO BAD BUT THERE AREBT EBOUGH POLL OPTIONS AREHHGSGS #plinko horse #eeby deepy #blorbo #blorbo from my shows #miette #miette sends you to jail #for ONE THOUSAND YEARS #superhell #eeby deeby elevator #its me boy im the ps5 #ps5 #colour theory #colour theory in the childrens hospital #childrens hospital #what #huh???? #you KICK poll????? #you kick poll like plinko???? #oh...OH #to JAIL #JAIL #FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS #vanilla essence #vanilla essence actually smells so good dog #like MM #ok thats enough tags now #i lied no its not #wait...i can only have 30...? ok thats actually enough then

[arthursfuckinghat]

"I was gonna say you're like a son to me.. but you're more than that."

"It ain't that complicated!"

How quickly that shoulder pat of comfort turned into a condescending one.

#he makes me feel so emo #this life was never meant for you but your fate was forced #the way dutch (and hosea) talks to arthur like he's stupid will never sit right with me #like they've been by his side over 20 years they KNOW he isn't stupid because if he was he would have been gone a long time ago #not only is arthur incredibly emotionally smart but he's a trained conman vault breaker gunslinger horse rider you name it #the fact that his own adoptive parents break him down like that hurts #it's a manipulation tactic on dutch's end - break your victims self esteem to make them chase your praise and approval #hosea I believe has just gone along with that kind of attitude but in a different way he just likes to jest lightheartedly #arthur doesn't see the difference though and it's understandable but he takes it to heart #the worst part is that hosea sees through his tough guy act and has called arthur out on it #his act is a defence mechanism to protect himself from being too vulnerable - in arthur's mind #and it isn't a sudden thing it's very likely something that has built over the years given the life he has lived #and hosea notices he knows this #but they still jab at arthur #oh it hurts #is he your son dutch? or is he your guard dog? your personal workhorse? #playing through the second time is opening my eyes more and more #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #mick rants #mick gifs #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #liveblogging #you guys gotta understand - arthur seeks and longs for dutch's approval he'll never say it but it's the key motive behind his loyalty #and arthur *rejects* dutch's comfort #he doesn't *want* dutch to pat him on the shoulder because he knows dutch is digging them an even deeper hole #he doesn't want that touch he craves #it's so insanely monumental for such a small scene because it shows us how arthur feels without telling us

[kelpeigh]

Something funny happened last weekend

A friend from out of town wanted to tag along for a hunter pace so I said “sure” and got permission to bring one of my horse’s fieldmates for her.

He’s an Icelandic horse named Blaer.

In the warm-up ring, I hear a man ask my friend “is that a Chincoteague pony?”

And I’m thinking, no, that’s a strange guess, Chincoteague ponies [left below] look nothing like Icelandic horses [right below]

My friend on Blaer answers “he’s an Icelandic” and the man looks shocked and delighted. He points to another horse in the arena and says “my daughter over there is riding Gus, a Chincoteague Pony. He was still wild a year and a half ago.”

And y’all. I was not expecting to see what could be Blaer’s full sibling. But lo and behold:

One of these horses was born wild in Virginia, USA. The other was born wild somewhere in Iceland.

I’ll let you guys try to guess which is which.

#horses #horseblr #this is Blaer’s first time off property in 5+ years #so what are the chances that we run into his twin? #icelandic horse #chincoteague pony #shows what I know!

[rochenn]

man when you go all the way back to the oldest codywan fics on ao3 there's basically nothing up until 2014. but when the inhibitor chip arc came out? the girlies fucking JUMPED on the "shit he was FORCED to shoot him down?? 😭😭" dynamic sooo fast it's incredible

#codywan #canon added one (1) extra layer of complexity to cody and ppl started frothing at the mouth #i understand. i really do #still interesting that the actual boom of the ship only happened within the past like. two or three years though #shoot me like a lame horse if i'm wrong but i think the fic count on ao3 was only around 3/4 thousand when the kenobi show came out? #crazy

[silveredcircuitry]

i think there's something wrong with this horse

turned vexter into a pony because. funny.

artificial hologram pony created to help with various tasks in a futuristic version of the setting. in classic mlp fashion, they ended up gaining both immense power and a severely fucked up view of how love and friendship work, in their case hinging on the idea that they have to be constantly needed by everyone. probably ends up 'reformed' in this version lmao

didn't get its cutie mark the normal way due to not really being a pony. keeps a pop-up window there to meet expectations, though more tend to appear when it's distracted, overwhelmed, or having its code messed with.

may or may not be able to mess with its appearance, though they present as a unicorn by default to make their digital/holographic tricks look like regular magic.

#art #my art #mlp #my little pony #oc #mlp oc #vexter #digital art #can't think of a pony name for it aughbhg #i feel like system shock would be a good pony name for break though. see trouble is all my pony names are basic af #anyway! i took liberties with the show's style because i felt like it. #my interaction with the actual show is watching the first few seasons many years ago. and then various fanworks recently. enjoy horse.

[thecedarchronicle]

practicing drawing horses again w/ best girl

#star stable online #sso #concorde #trying to populate this blog before i kick it off </3 #very likely no posts will even show up in the tag given i made this account like five minutes ago but i wanted to be able to follow people #and not have to use my main blog :( #despite having had star stable brainrot for over a decade i havent drawn horses since like six years ago #very happy my first attempt turned out pretty good! #my art

[danteskygod]

Hoorah! Christmas is now officially here cos the Horse of the Year show is on the telly.

#Horse of the year show #Christmas #christmas is here! #the london international horse show

[paragal]

Day 5: I think everyone should love and cherish Mr. Bones from Origins SMP

#manifold may #jack is going to gnaw on mr bones’ femur like a dog #I wouldn’t put it past him since he can eat like everything due to being a blaze #and he always loses all his good food by dying a trillion times #not totally in love with the colors in this one but it’s not my fault #jack manifold is so stupidly orange I can’t do a direct color drop without wanting to scream #augh skulls are so fun to draw #the last time I drew a horse skull it was a Georgia O’Keefe study when I was like 11 #now 8 years later ive moved on from classic American southwest oil paintings #to drawing a minecraft character with a big ass threaten to eat his horse #upgrades people upgrades #tried to make origins jack somewhat biblically accurate but included my own silly little aspects #osmp jack doesn’t have sleeves because…. ohoho… I have to show you all my little design for him……. #origins smp #origin smp #origins smp fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #osmp #osmp jack #o!jack #jack manifold #jack manifold fanart #o!jack fanart #o!jack manifold #o!jack manifold fanart #jack manifold art #origin smp fanart #origins jack #skull tw

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

In the equineswap au does everyone know that wwx lost his magic bc his horn is gone or does he pretend it's there somehow?

Wen Qing casted her scotch tape spell

#poorly drawn mdzs #equineswap au #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen ning #wen qing #big note here: These are *not* the final wen sibiling designs I want to do better #they really should be red horses but i couldnt find my marker B*( #wen ning carved it with his own two hooves #its a good enough fake unless you closely inspect it which it part of the reason the yllz stays somewhat secluded #they also painted JC’s transplant. He hasnt been swimming (or washing his horn) in *years* so he has no idea #wen ning shows him the can of paint he used 15 years ago and that kicks of the core reveal. Horn reveal #theres an ask burning in my inbox about how thrown together this lore is and FINE you GOT me #its mostly rule of funny. #but yeah wwx post horn loss 100% resorts to acting lazy to avoid showing his broken magic off. Necromancy is separate from unicorn magic #if he pretends he can use magic its gonna be like…stage magician stuff.

[skinks]

The English (2022) dir. Hugo Blick + wide shots + horses

#the english #the english 2022 #emily blunt #chaske spencer #tvandfilmedit #like i said this show is a gift to the horse girls among us (me) #my gifs #i got to ride western style very briefly last year with malcom #and i wanna ride fast across a plain somewhere SO BAD...

[rubitheracoon]

Who knew the first humanoid I would ever draw decently would actually be the character I've been obsessed with for the last 3 months

ANYWAY I FINALLY MANAGED TO DRAW A PERSON IM SO HAPPY!!

#ive spent the last 2+ years just saying to myself “i need to learn to draw people” and NEVER doing it because i didnt have the motivation to #then hazbin hotel pretty much turned into my sprcial interest and ive since felt more inspired to develop my art skills than ever before #like i may love this show to an actually unhealthy level but it has done so much for my neverending art block #before hazbin i had to physically force myself to draw something cuz i just couldnt think of anything #and because of that it was usually something i was comfortable with draeing #so instead of branching out to drawing different crestures i sorta just got stuck in a limbo of drawing 1 or 2 crestures #AND LOOK AT ME NOW! #i can draw deer (ofcourse) ive been figuring out how to draw cats #horses goats dragons birds snakes #ive improved so much #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin #alastor hazbin hotel #radio demon #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor fanart #next on the agenda #hands #bleh

[idiosyncatsy]

you know what, fuck it, actually, maybe the reason my traitorous Latin student heart cares about vane is that he's. the aeneas of the piece.

flint is so smart and so cunning and so /wily/, always six steps ahead, master manipulator, can talk his way into and out of anything. loses significant parts of his crew on the regular bc that's not his priority. he has an overarching goal and nothing can make him forget it and he'll kill you to get there and he'll also let you die on accident because whoops, failed experiment, but let's try it again. wily odysseus.

but vane is the aeneas to that. brutal, straightforward. not clever, but stalwart. the one /getting/ manipulated. sees the bigger picture, but easily distracted by (a) pretty face(s). ultimately here for the people around him: protect and provide for your own, everything else is secondary. bull-headed and merciless but guided by some weird twisted internal moral compass that only he is aware of. the worst, but in a distinctly different way from flint, who is also the worst.

hate that they're getting me in my classics sensibilities, that feels. unfair.

#ourladyoflazarus #i could have dm'd you this but i decided to make it everybody's problem #to be clear: it makes no sense but it is important to me that silver #is the greek guy who shows up covered in salt like 'hey new friends i have been abandoned #but look! we left you a giant horse <3' #sinon or whatever the fuck #anyway i'm still a classics major (playfully derogatory) after all these years #black sails

[cold-neon-ocean]

You're such a good artist and you've convinced me about Baatar being horse-coded. I'm curious what horse!Baatar looks like.

First off thank you so much you're so sweet ;; <3

Second, I'm so glad my horse-coded Baatar propaganda is working, you have no idea how long I've been ready to answer this.

Let us begin with our steed in question: - Lightly smokey copper bay warmblood: [ selle francais x holsteiner ] - Long star on his face and dainty little amounts of pastern white - Roached mane with minimal forelock so he looks like a velociraptor - 100% constantly at the ready to kick someone in the fucking face - Well known for whipping people in the face with his tail He'd absolutely be a sporty warmblood very much crushing the 5 star eventing scene. He's bougie and sensitive and ornery. His best discipline is cross country he's got the speed, stamina, and agility, second is show jumping as he sometimes gets a bit cramped in smaller indoor arenas, and then dressage. He isn't bad at dressage he's just prone to throwing a fit when something upsets him, like he will yank the reins out of your hands if he gets annoyed with your direction or if someone's phone starts ringing he'll stop dead and look around to see who it was so that they'll feel embarrassed lolol. And as good at eventing as he is it takes him like 45 minutes to wake up so if you don't prepare early, you WILL be late.

He's the sort of horse that makes you question who owns who in this situation because if his needs aren't perfectly met he will yell and scream until someone comes to attend to him.

Bonus: Custom embroidered blanket because he will still serve tactical fashion even as a horse and also he hates getting dirty.

#LoK #Legend of Korra #Baatar Jr. #LoK AU #[ hello yes I've been prepared for this for like 3 years #combining two of my fav things: Baatar and Horses #yes he maintains his rank at second in command and is indeed the empire's lead scientist still #I like you could make Baatar a horse in the show and change nothing else and everything would still make sense /j #I almost drew him with his glasses on but wanted to do this more as what if he was a regular horse #but I was joking with a friend about redrawing some LoK screenshots where I just draw Baatar as a horse and everyone else is still human lo #he'd be like Maximus from Tangled he'd still command authority from people and people do have to listen to him #I really wanted to give him cute boots as well but I wanted to get this posted today #also sorry if the text is small and hard to read I can never gauge how much text will stay legible in asks ] #Neon Ocean Art #ask matsu #anonymous