"I was at Taco Bell the other day and I saw this guy trying to flirt with a short brunette, he was so annoying ─ suddendly the chick turned into a boss ass bitch and was like «Listen to me white lil' boy I ain't on your league 'cus I'm lesbian, I hit on pussies tweny-fo' seven so stop trynna flirt with me.» ──"
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"Sorry to bother you----"
[ A pause and he had taken a
step closer to the girl in front
on the sidewalk. New York is
a place of tourists, he figured
it was no more strange than a
lost person asking for directions. ]
"Do you have any idea
where to get a decent
cup of coffee in this
neighborhood-- all I see
is Starbucks and I'm not
exactly a coffee snob, but
I think you'll understand
what I'm getting at here."
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"Oh-- no fuckin' way. It's been so long-- I just... how've you been?"
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"Aww, you actually made it. And I see you have the boots, come on in."
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txt @ *cake emoji*
Calum: i want a new tattoo :(
Calum: michael's are so cool
Calum: help my find the nearest tattoo shop in Toronto
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madison: you have my shirt at your house
madison: i need it back btw
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