#honorable mention of kirby but i am not including them in this joke bc theyre 1) enby and 2) a child

[monarchamos]

i love talking abt how i have so many men in my bed and how i sleep with them every night but in actuality theyre just the plushies of my many fictional skrimbly blorbo skrunklies

#they literally occupy half of my bed #and the ones that arent officially plushes of skrunklies i named them after them #i have a shrine fox plush a friend got for me from japan that ive named baki after arahabaki bsd #like i have this long white weighted cat plush i named sushi after atsushi bsd #i have a rainbow snake plush named siggy after sigma bsd #i have a teal axolotl with a crown i named deca after decarabian genshin #i have a minecraft pig ive named techno after technoblade #now you might think i have a lot of bsd plushes but note that these are unofficial plushies i have zhongli xiao and venti plushes here too #honorable mention of kirby but i am not including them in this joke bc theyre 1) enby and 2) a child