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reversecreek · 3 years

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✵ zloane , bravier , nyla and sean

ZIGGY & SLOANE

their first impression of your muse:

sexy. tugged on her hair literally the first time he saw her hadn’t even had a conversation bt was just like target? located. going? ✈️ annoy her. probably initially just thought she was only at the skate park bc sean was n was like 🙄 then she cld actually skate n he was like 😏 liked that she gave him shit. found it funny pushing her buttons. liked her eyes. probably was like wtf is in the fuckin water in this town yo why all my friends got hot sisters that shit aint right tryna make me a dog....... not that he was even. phased by betraying those boundaries bt. still. i won’t lie his main first impression was probably jst damn bit hot when she glares at me like that. KJHFSGKSJHGKGHSFKGH

current impression:

knows her a little more than he likes to know people. favourite person to argue w. can possibly skate better than him bt if she said so he’d be like “ur off ur fuckin tits man” n then practice secretly on his own for hours that night n get 9457295 scrapes. doesn’t like talking abt her dad like him so one time he put a firework in his mailbox n never admitted it was him. has reactions to youtube videos tht make him snort. quite funny in general rly. drinks a lot not that he can judge it’s just sometimes he notices n once he even snatched her cup n drank the rest so she couldn’t. played it off as their typical fuckery bt he isn’t sure what that feeling was. hasn’t been concerned often enough to know it by name. finds her hot at inappropriate moments like when a movie chara’s dying n he’s meant to be sad. finds her hot when she pisses him off too. thinks mayb she likes the excuse to hold onto him when she rides on his vespa but he kind of likes it too so he’s not about to call it out bc “he isn’t about that deep shit”.

are they attracted to your muse?:

KFJHGKJGHFGKFHSGKSHGKSFGH. imagine i was jst like no <3... yes. he likes to act like he’s less so than he is bt it’s obvious.

something they find frightening about your muse:

i wouldn’t say it frightens him bt sometimes he catches her looking at him a certain way n it unsettles him but he doesn’t know why. usually just pretends he didn’t catch it.

something they find adorable about your muse:

he likes her short hair he’s always ruffling it n tugging on it. whenever she hs bumps n scrapes n bruises from falling off her board n getting back on over n over again jst never giving up or giving a fk. when she acts like she isn’t jealous.

would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:

umm. no. he’s an asshole. KGJSHFKGHSKFHGSKFGHKGH. sighs.

would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic:

no..... sees that as dangerous territory wouldn’t wna blur the lines. looks away.

one word my muse would use to describe yours:

baddie. FKGJHSKGHFGSFHGSKGHSFKHG. demonic (when they’ve had a fight).

would my muse slap yours if they could?:

no. he loves to argue w her but it never feels that Real u know... more like flirting. even when they’re rly pissed off. wld never enter that territory he hates shit like tht w a passion. cue round of applause from the audience for this absolutely low bar.

would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

i feel like they’re not rly huggy people...... ziggy probably puts his arm around her a lot tho he loves doing that. hs kissed her more times than he can count too n doesn’t plan on stopping

BRADLEY & XAVIER

their first impression of your muse:

funny. mean in a more digestible way than she was used to. he had barbs n she liked the way people winced when they tried to swallow his company. when she got paired w him for a class project she met his eyes across the room n he didn’t quickly look away like most ppl. something abt that intrigued her. a sharp fingernail inside her head kept having to itch at something n she realised it was the urge for him to call her a bad name. this weird craving to hear an angry word inside his mouth just for her. she used to think that’s what someone wanting her was like. still does sometimes. this both pissed her off n caught her attention which is a bit of an accomplishment fr someone who gets bored by everyone n everything.

current impression:

his heart’s more good than she expected. it felt a bit like having a cat drop a dead mouse at ur doorstep that u don’t know what to do with when she realised that. she felt uncomfortably like her mother when she couldn’t get out of his bed bc she was too depressed n that rly made her feel like. ill honestly. he did all the right things but suddenly she just felt sick abt the whole situation which is Not the normal reaction to ur bf caring about u but bradley doesn’t understand ppl caring abt her. felt more like pity. she thinks he’s better off. she misses him sometimes bt then she reminds herself she doesn’t miss people. does a good job of believing it. one of the best ppl she’s dated not that she’d say it.

are they attracted to your muse?:

yes..... ws probably. unhinged n rabid when they were dating. very good at hiding it now however. cold at the drop of a hat.

something they find frightening about your muse:

that he witnessed her being vulnerable............ literally grosses her out so much like she’d rather die than. anyone see her like that. when they were dating she’d get paranoid her dad wld somehow find out too n smthn wld happen to him for it. it ws definitely weird for her like the fact she even cared enough to consider tht.

something they find adorable about your muse:

adorable is rly not a word that fits into bradley’s vocabulary GHSFGHSFKGHSFKG bt hm. maybe if he ever tried to tell her what to do one time even casually. she’d b like awww..... u think i do what anyone tells me? that’s so fucking sweet.

would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:

in most cases no :/..... however if it was smthn to do w the guys that work for her dad then ya she’d put herself in danger to avoid him being in it.

would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic:

i mean she has in the past bt bradley’s idea of dates is like. starting a bar fight together. getting thrown out of a club n both falling over into trash cans in a dingy back alley. stealing a car. breaking into a random house n fking in a stranger’s bed. fking in the bk of a movie theatre w a horror movie screening. definitely not dinner or anything like tht. she wldn’t now........ they’re not exactly in a place fr that.....

one word my muse would use to describe yours:

ex. whatever. i know it’s not one word but “some guy”. FGHSKGHFGKSHG >_>

would my muse slap yours if they could?:

no. she’s a violent person bt not xavier.

would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

NO hugging...................... she fronts like she wldn’t kiss him bt like. if a discussion got heated n they were in each other’s faces who’s to say.

NYLA & SEAN

their first impression of your muse:

strange little fella which is a very high compliment. kind of reminded them of an animated turtle come to life in the human realm altho they honestly don’t have an explanation for that it’s just the way their brain works. they love the turtles in finding nemo tho so maybe there’s some sort of correlation. very nice face. they kind of wanted to hold his head like a bowling ball just so they could examine it properly. i feel like when they first met him they probably reached out n smoothed a sticky label onto his forehead that said ‘catfish in chernobyl’ n they had one on their forehead that was blank n then they just wafted a pen mid air n were like ‘wanna play guesses?’ even tho that isn’t the name of the game. as if that was just. a completely normal introduction to someone. FGKHSKHGSFKGHSFKG. feel like sean wld have rolled w that tho so nyla was like :P i like.... if they played another round they’d give sean another sticky label that said ‘the loneliest whale in the world’ n then it’d start a whole conversation abt how nyla thinks they can speak whaleish. (whale spin on elvish).

current impression:

sean makes them think of that artificial blue raspberry flavour some popsicles have n how it’s always rly fun when they stain ur tongue. sweet n exuberant n leaves a bright impression. he lets them ride on his skateboard sometimes rolling along being lead by them holding his hand n nyla likes to shut their eyes like they’re a bird sailing above the clouds. one of their favourite things to do especially when the sun’s out. bc of this nyla thinks sean was a bird in his past life but not a greedy one like a seagull or a plain one like a pigeon. maybe a bluebird bc of his eyes. he makes them laugh a lot. they entrusted him to babysit their children (as pictured) in his hair for a whole day and night once n they had lots of fun with him so nyla thinks he’s very trustworthy and kind. he also is rly easy to talk to like they cld randomly be like “i’ve been thinking lately that maybe homer simpson could’ve been a good figure skater” n sean wldn’t look at them like they’ve lost their marbles he’d just go w it. they like his company a lot.

are they attracted to your muse?:

😏

something they find frightening about your muse:

ummm nothing in particular altho one time when they were rly tripping out bc his eyes are blue n it got them thinking abt the ocean n they always think they can talk to ghosts underwater so they were kind of like. thinking abt ghosts whenever they looked him in the eyes. maybe covered their own w their hands n if sean asked why they told him abt it. suddenly he shut his eyes to make them feel better n it turned into a whole thing where nyla had to lead him around the party like a guide dog.

something they find adorable about your muse:

his nose. watching him talk to his siblings. his hands.

would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:

😌 yea

would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic:

yes............ feel like they’d have fun if they went anywhere tbh........ cn imagine them at a fair eating from the same cotton candy n chattering as they point out things. nyla trying to do that hammer game where u make the meter reach the top n lifting the hammer in the air n falling backwards bc it was heavier than they anticipated.... sean yelling like man down man down..... mayb they take a tab n suddenly the fair is so scary they’re like 😳 we’re in danger...

one word my muse would use to describe yours:

silly (affectionate). sailor (also term of endearment). gnome (same thing again). cool.

would my muse slap yours if they could?:

no ur sick....

would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

ya to both. jst suddenly had a vision too of nyla being cold one time n clinging to sean from the front like a bushbaby in a hug as he carries her around. suddenly this mode of transportation hs happened more thn once (godmod) (contact my lawyers if u dare bebe) (bitch) (i take it back) (it wasn’t right alli it jst wasn’t right) (pelase forigev m eim shakign)

#juvinile #ziggy | sloane #bradley | xavier #nyla | sean #drugs tw #abuse tw #mayb implied fr some briefly mentioned aspects of bradley's mindset #this was such a bertha bt i did it as special treat for allison my beloved.....

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apricotpicotty · 2 years

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infj guy from germany.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like Mbti.

You: hi

Stranger: Heyy

Stranger: How’s it going ?

You: sleepy as shit

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Stranger: Boredom

Stranger: And u ?

You: no sleep and the daily urge to procrastinate

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Stranger: Based off my experience atleast

You: u should see my dark circles. one can type me as in intp just by looking at my face

Stranger: My eyes look really tired too tho

You: how old r u?

Stranger: 17

Stranger: And u

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You: last yr of hs is reallt kicking my ass in the worst ways

You: really*

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You: any specific kinks apart form chocking ?

Stranger: Umm

Stranger: i like fishnets

Stranger: they are hot :>

You: on urself or or partner ?

You: ur*

Stranger: Partner

You: i am assuming u're a male based on the stereotypes//

Stranger: Based on the stereotypes, yes

Stranger: I wouldn’t say i’m a typical male tho idk

You: ahaha lol moments like this are meant for stereotype usage

You: ummm non binary?

Stranger: Nope, but I’m just not what society views as a man

Stranger: Like idk, I don’t feel “manly”

Stranger: I’m just me

You: ahh okookok i get it

You: dw dw i wasn't judging u that hard

Stranger: that hard ? :O

You: u really make everything sexual

You: so back to kinks.

Stranger: IT WASN’T SEXUAL

Stranger: I MEANT SOMETHING DIFFERENT

You: it WAS WITH AN "O" SIGN IDKEBHKVE

You: WHT DID U MEAN??

You: T-T

Stranger: You said you weren’t judging me that hard, lile why did u even judge me xD that’s what I meant

You: oOHH SORRY NO THAT'S NOW WHAT I MEANT

You: SORRYY

Stranger: U MADE IT SEXUAL LMAO

Stranger: Anyways, back to kinks haha

You: yes i'm the one to be blamed my bad T-T

You: ah ok right

Stranger: It’s fine :)

You: idk if i have any but the thought of getting caught is exciting

Stranger: Okay xD

You: not into bdsm but chocking and cuffs are great

Stranger: Hmm I like tibbies

Stranger: Tibbies are nice

Stranger: We love a good pair of tibbies

You: i had to google that XD

You: it's showing dogs

Stranger: Bwahahaha

You: WHAT ARE TIBBIES>????

Stranger: TIDDIES

Stranger: 💀

Stranger: I just like to say tibbies

You: FUCK

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You: u should've told before i thought they were some new sex toys

Stranger: HAHAHAHHAHA

You: and totally panicked when i saw dogs

Stranger: 💀💀💀

Stranger: What are ur pronouns btw ?

You: she/her

Stranger: Okidoki

You: do u watch anime? there was this one character name suzu who used to say okidoki

Stranger: YES I DO

Stranger: HENTAI TOO

You: she died later

You: odfnwlvw i watch hentai tooo

You: tht shit is GOLD

Stranger: LMAOOO

You: NO PLATINUM

Stranger: A GIRL WHO WATCHES HENTAI

Stranger: THEY EXIST ?!

You: yes they do

You: i am a living proof

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You: do u know bunnywalker ?

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Stranger: The studio

You: they have the best animation

You: yesssss yesss

Stranger: They make the best

Stranger: True true

Stranger: Queen Bee is shit

You: fr pink pineapple is good too to some extent

Stranger: We haven’t been eating good lately :')

You: ikr the art and plot is great but thy suck at animation

Stranger: True

Stranger: Saimin Seishidou is good, but it’s ugly bastard

Stranger: The animation is good tho

You: ikrrrr it breaks my heart fr

Stranger: I’m a vanilla type of person 😭

You: i totally blacklist vanilla and softcore on hanime

You: lmao

Stranger: Ntr can be good, but not the weird shit

Stranger: Oof you’re going for the hard stuff lmao

You: i don't really mind ntr tbh.

You: i just need to get off asap and anything works tbh

Stranger: Lmao

Stranger: What do u find hot in hentai lol

You: wht i want to actually see is mostly censored

You: ig tits and moans are great. the plot matters a lottt

Stranger: Are u straight ?

You: not entirely tbh

You: more of a omnisexual

You: an*

Stranger: That’s fine, I get it I get it xD

You: are u homophobic?

Stranger: Nope !

Stranger: Abaolutely not!

Stranger: I have queer friends and all

You: wbu are u legit straight ?

Stranger: Why did u ask if I’m homophobic, I feel so bad 😭

Stranger: I do be, but never say never I guess

You: nah sorry was just checking so i could crack a homo joke to trigger u

Stranger: :') I’m sad now

You: i believe i'm more into experimenting even with sex and gender bla bla

Stranger: I’m literally talking about lgbtq rights in my presntation on wednesday lmao

You: cuz like i only hv one life and i can't miss out on stuff just cuz of the ol gezerrs rules

You: ohh all the best

Stranger: Thanks

You: hope u send out people gay for u after the presentation

You: like no fr just imagine u give an amazing presentation and all the guys go gay for u

Stranger: Uhm, u mean other guys ?

You: tht's be some next level neflix show i would live to direct

Stranger: Nah the boys here are boring when it comes to that

You: meh

You: but my imagination ran wild there for sure

Stranger: Also idk, don’t invalidate my sexuality lol I’m not into

Stranger: guys

You: but still make an effort to dress up as hot as possible and give an amazing presentation

Stranger: Except for anime boys lol

You: ikrrrr

You: anime girls too

You: they're just so efffiinnggg purrfect

Stranger: True true

Stranger: I just hate real people lol

You: the girl in dress up darling is my recent crush

Stranger: Atleast most

Stranger: Marin

You: high five mate

Stranger: Yeah she’s literally a goddess

You: frrr i would love to have a gf like here

You: and then there's gojo and kuroo

You: gawdd i'm a walking skut for them

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Stranger: Yowai Mo 😫

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You: IKR

You: he's still not out of the box sadly :(

Stranger: Gotta say tho I’m more of a Nanami Fan

You: nanami. he's the new god and we all r in his religion

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You: man really had to die like tht in manga

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You: did i just...

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Stranger: LITERALLY PULLING OUT THE CHESTER BENNINGTON SCREAM THERE

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Stranger: :|

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Stranger: Mad

You: AHHAHA sorry not sorry

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Stranger: wow

Stranger: U are mean

Stranger: :(

You: aww aight sorry fr i won't give any spoilers

Stranger: U r just like the other people qwq

Stranger: Hm :')

Stranger: the aww got me

You: what?

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You: aight

Stranger: I’m weird, have I said that I’m weird ?

Stranger: Btw I am weird

You: in what way?

You: do u show ur ass to ur neighbors from the window? tht'd be weird for sure

Stranger: No

Stranger: Why did u come up with that

Stranger: U are weird

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You: i've never done that hellloo??

Stranger: 🤨

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Stranger: Oops I said mommy

You: u r submissive i see?

Stranger: That’s right

Stranger: I’m a bottom i believe

You: idk i imagine u into leashes too

Stranger: Hmm nahhh idkkk

You: u can always try it out

You: are u a virgin btw?

You: i am lol T-T sed life

Stranger: :|

Stranger: Okay puuuh you are too haha

Stranger: Yes I am

You: aye high five.

Stranger: People are disappointing lol

You: we're really living a fantasy world in our heads

Stranger: That’s all i’m gonna say

You: ikr

Stranger: I gave everything… BUT IN THE END IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTERRRR

Stranger: That song describes my last try of getting in a relationship lmao

You: in the end by linkin park?

Stranger: Yes

You: i googled the lyrics tbh

You: will listen to it thnxxx

Stranger: U don’t know it ?!

Stranger: Wait are u into rock music ?

You: idk i like listening to anything as long as it sounds good

You: i have diff phases

Stranger: The beeps and the boops

Stranger: Same thooo

You: like rn it's nbhd and artic monkeys

You: bts has been consistent

Stranger: Uhhhhh I like both

You: i dabbled in jpop too somehow

Stranger: Sweater Weather is really goooood

You: ikrr it blew up really well

Stranger: I listen to J Music a lot

Stranger: 505 is a great song tooo

You: listen to stargazing and the shining by nbhd

Stranger: Nice nice

You: and do i wanna know by artic monkeys

Stranger: Why’d u only call me when ur high

Stranger: That’s a nice one 2

You: do i wanna know is a total baby making song

Stranger: Lmao

You: ahhh i love tht oneee

Stranger: Do u take drugs ?

You: thought about it and then i wask like nah nvm my parents are poor as shit

You: wbu?

Stranger: Good girl

Stranger: I don’t I’m very against that shit

Stranger: It’s waste

Stranger: Waste of your life

You: idk if i would be legit against it but i think i can be a form of escape

Stranger: Go buy manga or sth but leave your hands away from that stuff

You: andddd i'm not sure if i'll try it in the future

You: aye aye will do tht for now def

Stranger: Idk, i’m just very against it, I would hate to see anybody i like get into

Stranger: that stuff

Stranger: The thing is

You: hmmm fair enough

Stranger: I understand the argument of escape, but idk, nah

Stranger: Sex is a drug lmao, that’s different tho

You: yea masturbating is already addicting enough idk wht'll happen if i indulge into drugs

You: hmm do u have any sexual secrets?

Stranger: True omfg I am sometimes worried about myself

Stranger: Like what ? Girl, I’m a virgin

You: virgins can have some too ig?

Stranger: For example ?

Stranger: Or do u have ?

You: like i once fucked a cucumber and then ate it the next day

Stranger: 💀

You: u see buying a dildo is a total no no in this house cuz of strict ass parents

Stranger: Hmm i get it

You: yea i thought ill get tht reaction

Stranger: But… u ate it ?!

You: waste no food. there are many people dying in SA

You: i peeled off the outer layer ofc

Stranger: That reminds me of webtoon that I have read… okay stop xD

Stranger: a*

You: wht's the name???

Stranger: Idk something like my young stepmom ?

Stranger: It’s with a zucchini tho lmao

You: i had to google it

You: is the mc with light brown hair?

Stranger: Yeah lmao

Stranger: It starts off without sex, but then they literally do it every second page lmao

You: ahaha lmao

You: i read few chps of my stepmom's bfs

You: and the plot got shitty somehow

You: so i switched back to YAOI

Stranger: Yeah kinda same with my stepmom

You: yaoi and yuri are the best nsfws mangas/ webtoons tbh

Stranger: I trust you

Stranger: Tho I won’t read yuri cuz that feels weird

Stranger: Like idk, it feels homophobic for me too read yuri

You: u sure? yuri is lesbians and yaoi is gay

Stranger: I know girl

You: but how is it homophobic??

Stranger: But me liking women as a boy that would be…

Stranger: And then reading yuri

Stranger: Idk it feels wrong

You: hmm so u're afraid to come off as a perv

You: i don't think tht'd make u a homophobic

Stranger: I’m not afraid, it’s a morally incorrect thing to do

You: i read both lmao fuck morals

Stranger: Hmm idk, it’s feels wrong

Stranger: it*

You: aight aight np

You: back to my ques

Stranger: What was it ?

You: do u hv any sexual secrets ?

Stranger: Ahh yes I remember

Stranger: Hmm… let me think please

You: aight

Stranger: I like to do it in the shower idk xD

You: tht's the most convenient method ig

Stranger: Hmm and sometimes I… masturbate in different positions and imagine myself being the one doing it… I guess that’s not special tho

You: don't guys just either sit or stand to masturbate

You: are there other positions?

Stranger: Hmm u could also sort of sit but rather lie ? Does that make sense

You: yea i guess so

Stranger: Like your body is lying but your upper body not ?

You: maybee...

Stranger: Hm apart from that

Stranger: As I’ve already said, I fricking like fishnets

Stranger: And tights

You: is there a specific reason or it's just a thing u like?

Stranger: Hmm I’m a very clean and hygienic dude i’d say

Stranger: Umm nope, I just think it’s hot

You: hmm okayy

You: in tht case i'm a total mess lmao

Stranger: That’s kinda hot too tho mao

You: i can stay alive by not washing up but my won't let me

Stranger: lmao*

You: no it's not

You: lol

You: it's gross but washing up is very effort confusing

You: and my lazy ass can't

You: but i do it anyways lol

Stranger: I shower every day haha

You: yea so do i but the urge to just lay and sleep instead of showering feels a lot better then doing it

Stranger: Agree

Stranger: A girl once tried to explain me how to open a bra

Stranger: That was quite helpful

You: ayeeee was it a yt vid?

Stranger: Nope

You: lmao

Stranger: She described it

You: so like she actually stripped

You: oh

You: meh

You: lol

Stranger: Girl she just texted me 💀

You: ajhahaha

Stranger: I’m a virgin, as I’ve already said

You: but virgins can open actual bras too

You: i am very open minded

Stranger: Yeah, but I have never

You: aight

Stranger: What do u mean by open minded ?

You: but i created a whole scene of u doing it and cringey romantic songs playing in the bg

You: idk lol

Stranger: Wtffff

Stranger: Why do u do that

You: i have no idea ask my brain

Stranger: U don’t even know what i look like lmao

You: yea okay in the scene u and ur lady were faceless

You: does tht help?

Stranger: Sad, thought u were that lady… okay I’ll

Stranger: stop

Stranger: Sorry, not sorry

Stranger: Okay maybe sorry

You: but the bra opening lesson will only help if u end up with a shy girl

Stranger: Does that mean u aren’t ?

You: but if it was more of an extrovert type then ig the lesson isn't really handy

Stranger: Girl a shy girl won’t even let me haha

You: nah i'm not tbh i can strip on my own

Stranger: The lesson doesn’t even exist with a shy girl

You: lmao

You: so in the end either way it wasn't helpful lol

You: wht a waste

Stranger: :|

Stranger: Pass the bottle lmao

You: aye bartender we'll hv the entire rack

You: this reminds me i got drunk with my friends in school

Stranger: Lol

You: it was in 9th grade lol

You: it was so fucking hard to look alive during school

Stranger: I haven’t yet, I am innocent, but i have drunk alcohol

Stranger: I hate drunk people tho, had bad experiences

You: in broad daylight at like 8am we drank in a classroom while bunking morning assembly

You: lmao

You: i was a hell of an experience

Stranger: Hm

You: it*

Stranger: Not a topic i like tbh

You: u're not into alcohol and stuff?

Stranger: Did I say I am innocent in chinese or what ?

You: i'm not an addict or something but it's just a one time thing i did

You: do innocents hate alcohol ?

You: i see my bad

Stranger: The thing is

Stranger: U live in the us ? I suppose

You: u can assume

Stranger: I live in germany, the drinking culture here is reallt

Stranger: bad

You: ahh right u told me. i'll keep tht in mind

Stranger: Especially teenagers

Stranger: They literally don’t do anything else

Stranger: Until they realize how fucked they are

Stranger: Don’t get me wrong, I’d like to do that to once or twice and maybe even regularly

Stranger: But people here overdo it

You: ohh likewise

You: aight we're good now

You: tht aside

You: do u eat out?

Stranger: Yess

Stranger: I love japanese food

You: ....

You: yea u sure do

Stranger: ?

You: i love panda express

Stranger: Have i said anything wrong ?

You: nah u interpreted my question wrong

You: nvm

Stranger: What did u mean xD

Stranger: Was it sexual ? Did i get something wrong ?

You: just google eating out porn. you'll understand

Stranger: Damn u are more dirty minded than me

Stranger: Congrats lmao

You: yea i guess so.

You: so do u now know wht i meant?

Stranger: Nope

Stranger: Do I have to google it ? :')

You: eating out is basically licking and sucking a vagina

You: u may if u want to

Stranger: Okay I figured that actually

Stranger: In germant vaginas are compared to oysters

Stranger: And slurping them.. so yeah I figured

You: oysters srsly?? lol sorry no offence

You: so do u eat out? or more like would you?

Stranger: Hell yeah I would… but only if i know that u don’t have infectious diseases

You: tht is a given thing

You: who tf would want to do it with an hpv patient

You: tht's y sex has to be planned out

Stranger: True

You: 1st u get the sti test done

Stranger: Don’t wanna multiply too

You: then talk about ur likes and interest and come to a middle ground

You: and ye protection

Stranger: Sounds like a plan

You: ikr anyone who disagrees to any of these requirements is disqualified immediately

Stranger: True

You: also both of them should be groomed

Stranger: The thing is, I would probably need to be in a rs for some months before even considering

You: rs?

Stranger: Relationship

You: ahh so u're more of a demisexual

Stranger: I guess so, if uncle horny doesn’t take over

You: ahaha then she needs to hv high seductive powers

You: idk i'm totally not the type to be in relationships to just fuck idk doesn't sound like a necessity to me

You: but i respect ur opinion so don't get defensive

Stranger: Wait so you would do it without relationship or am I gettingit wrong ?

You: yea if the person fits my requirements

Stranger: I didn’t mean to be in relationships to just fuck, that’s literally the opposite of what I want

You: i get it i get it

Stranger: Hmm not for the first time tbh

You: but either way the idea of dating doesn't excite me

Stranger: More of an aromantic then ?

You: yea prolly

You: i do feel physical attraction but emotional attraction? nah

Stranger: Intp thing lmao

You: xxtx thing if i generalize it

You: ah right i squirt too

Stranger: True

You: discovered it when i was 15? during lockdown lmao

Stranger: When does that happen ?

Stranger: Like how ?

Stranger: Hello ?

You: ig it just glitched

You: i just got ur texts

Stranger: Oh okay same

You: no squirting isn't like periods lol

Stranger: IK

Stranger: But it doesn’t always happen

You: i hve been making it happen ever since

Stranger: Who’s gonna clean that mess

You: u just need to experiment and like ig u find tht one spot

You: tht's why showers are the best

Stranger: Agree on that

You: and towels if on bed or anywhere

Stranger: I mostly do it in the bathroom

You: same it's the most convinient

Stranger: I don’t want to risk to get cum on my carpet or bed

You: it's painful it clean up but worth it

You: dang we talked for an hr or something lol

Stranger: Yeah, question

You: ye wht?

Stranger: Would u just stop the conversation lol ? Like could u ?

You: i can lmao

Stranger: Hmm okay

You: astxrim19 tht's my snap but i don't use it much

Stranger: I don’t have snap

You: discord?

Stranger: Yeah, wbu instagram tho ?

You: nah insta is total shit i dont hv an acc there

Stranger: Hehe u would like to keep talking tho, atleast that’s what u sense off

You: but i hve to go fr

Stranger: Aight then just do it

You: u have a discord right?

Stranger: Why do u want it ? :D am I that interesting ?

You: why would u wnt me to keep talking? am i that interesting ?

Stranger: Did I ?

You: u should scroll up

Stranger: U didn’t answer my question tho

You: idk

Stranger: Meeh i hate people who are indecisive

Stranger: My intp friends is indecisive too

You: too bad guess we're not each other's types

Stranger: Confusion

You: astxrim#1063 tht's my username.

You: gtg bye

You have disconnected.

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you should answer 1-103 hahahaha

ur a piece of shit for this but ily

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? probably just roll with it tbh bc the last person i texted was my crush

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? that’s an excellent question, i wish i had an answer, but alas…..

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? Ummm yes? i guess it would depend, is it something like meth? then yeah, probably. but like weed? nah

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? nope

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? i was high lmao

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? every time, tbh

7. What does your last received text say: “Awww you’re so cute. We should.” (I asked my crush if she wanted to hang out next weekend whilst also telling her she was cute cause she sent me a selfie on snap)

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? bruh…. a lot lol

9. Where was your last kiss at? on their bed or in his car? (ider who i kissed last….. it’s only between two ppl but… lmao)

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? …………………………. Idk? years and years ago

11. What do you drink in the morning? either juice or soda

12. Where did you sleep last night? My bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard? ehhhh

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? yes, so many things….

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? Yea,,,,,,,, with either of them lmao

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? rainy

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? yep

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? pajama shorts 😉

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? mayb

20. Does anyone like you? probably not lmao i’m kind of awful

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? no

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? yeee both of them are lol

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? Lmao there’s a lot of ppl i can’t stand

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? I’ve considered getting a lot of tattoos

25. In the past week have you cried? I cry every 24 hrs at least lol

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? My Chihuahuas 😊

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? out

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? I’ve kissed a soccer player, does that count?

29. Do you think you’re old? nah

30. Do you like text messaging? yeeee

31. What type of day are you having? It started off good but now…… idk

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? yea

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? cold

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? lmao yea

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? rn? fling tbh, but if i could get the courage to ask my crush out, i’d be comfy with a real relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? I like to think i’m complicated, but i’m a simple bitch tbh

37. What song are you listening to? all that you are - mudvayne

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? 99% of the time

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? nobody knows anything about me if i’m being honest

40. What made you start liking the person you like now? well, 1, she’s fucking beautiful. and not just that, but she’s super fucking smart. She’s strong, confident, and above all, she’s so kind. she always tries to help people, and she’s so positive. She’s the light of my life tbh

41. When did you last receive a text message? Just now lol

42. What is wrong with you right now? everything lmao

43. How well do you know the last female you texted? Pretty fucking well

44. Does anyone disgust you? trump lmao

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? yeah

46. Are you in a good mood right now? nah

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? @freeformed-fireopal

48. What color shirt are you wearing? black

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? Yes lmao

50. Anyone you’re giving up on? definitely

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? a little bit tbh

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? yeah

53. Do you like rain? always

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? yea

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? lmaoooo i’ve never told anyone i’ve ever liked that i liked them outright

56. Do you like to cuddle? I love to cuddle

57. Are you shy? extremely

58. Do you get along with girls? yes

59. Have you dated the person you texted last? yes

60. What do you carry with you at all times? my headphones and phone

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? bitch i’d spend the night in a haunted house for free wtf

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? Lmao yea

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? nope

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? Omfg……… yess, they did that actually and i almost died

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? nah

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 18, 17, and 18

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? pay

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? zebra

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? I don’t have a car lmao

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Lil wayne

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iphone

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? November??? idr

73. Do you like diet soda? some

74. What color are the walls in your room? green

75. Are you 16 or older? yea

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? no

77. Do you have a job? yea

78. What are your initials? tap

79. Did you ever have braces? no

80. Are you from the south? nah

81. What does your last status on facebook say? it doesn’t 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? lmaooooo yea

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? Dad i guess

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? Nah, dance man

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? Just watched “before i fall” with @freeformed-fireopal today actually…. it could’ve been a lot gayer tbh 0/10

86. Do you smoke? Cigarettes? No. weed? On occasion

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? High heels

88. Is your phone touch screen? yes

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? Neither

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? yea

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? lake

92. Have you ever made out in a car? Making out in cars is the best….. umf

93. …Had sex in a car? …………….. umf

94. Are you single or in a relationship? Sadly single ☹

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? Talking to the person i tagged like twice

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? Last 4th of july

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yeah

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Sort of?

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? nah

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? nah

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? nah

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: me? listen to kesha,,,? Haha…… never (die young, your love is my drug, warrior)

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? yeah lmao (fucking…… 5 hrs in the sun for matsuri con and i die)

#prince of dicks #<3 love you arya #but tbh this was so embarrassing bc i legit for the life of me can't remember the last person i kissed i'm such a fucking hoe omfg #like they were just so close to each other...... gosh i can't remember which one was last and ugh #but thanks even tho this took forever lol #ya got mail #drplushrump

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