#hexenzirkel hcs

[habibi-blocksberg3]

Question from a baby witch: how can I make some witchy friends? I don't know where to start or where to go.

#cosmic witch #witchcore #green witch #witchcraft #witchy vibes #witch aesthetic #witch community #witch #witchblr #hexen #hexenzirkel hcs

[monards]

the more I think of hexenzirkel modern au the funnier it gets

#going on voice #barbeloth wojld obvs be a lot older #alice and nicole SOUND around the same age #thinking mid whenever #and then rhine is still the youngest #WHAT in the world could’ve brought these four together. #hexenzirkel hcs

[kshkshks]

nicole’s got that mona lisa smile as the neutral face because She Really Knows Everything.

#nicole reeyn #nicole genshin #nicole gi #alice genshin #hexenzirkel hcs #hexenzirkel #how do i imagine clothes for them now. staring at my pinterest boards. #oh no did i just give every mage in hexenzirkel white hair. #rhinedottir silver because monard’s damn agenda. alice some light yellow since klee and vibes. nicole white because i have a thing for that. #barbeloth will rock ginger okay. #wizardry

[insectgf]

ok so we have highschool au hexenzirkel and now i introduce to you: hexenzirkel as highschool teachers

their „rate my professor“ would go crazy

#rhinedottir #hexenzirkel hcs

[thespianinthebackcorner]

actually Alice is a time lord. She's immortal, goes to random ass places all the time including other worlds, every time you think you've found her nope! She's somewhere else and the thing she used to get us to the Golden Apple Archipelago a year ago is absolutely a working TARDIS with the lights off. You walk in, spend a minute in there, and then it throws you out into the weirdest possible situation and in midair if you're truly unlucky. And also "wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff" is such an Alice quote I'd believe she said it if I didn't know about the Doctor.

And she would ask an alien about to invade a planet what tie to use, and then disregard their not-given opinion. (Yes, this has happened in Doctor Who canon. It was Tennant's introduction episode iirc.)

#genshin #genshin impact #alice genshin impact #doctor who #the doctor #hexenzirkel hcs

[silkjade]

we brainrot together whether you like it or not! It's you're fault you made such an interesting au with alhaitham.

i'm not too sure about how you see Teyvat with mermaids but listen. what if mermaid!reader who finds greater appeal in developing erudition than drowning humans for fun? (unfortunate in it's own way if alhaitham happened to be the one time they tried to do so)

like do mermaids have magic like the witches on the surface?? alchemists??? mermaid!reader being either of the above but being really good at what they do. so imagine all the unknowns of the surface and alhaitham being the one opening they have to explore it

i'm loving this idea that reader and alhaitham engage in a battle of wits all the time (or annoying each other) and that's a huge part of their dynamic.

(also as a side note. would something like mermaid scales be worth a lot on the surface? the lore seems to suggest that intelligent beings aligned with an element are often physically imbued with a lot of elemental energy? possibly sells good for alchemy, magic, medicine, etc depending on how you see it? just a food for thought :) )

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oh my gosh nonnie I LOVE you for sending this ask

okay so in the mermaid au, I hc that most mermaids are of the classic drowning/luring humans to death kind. I mentioned offhandedly in pt2 that some were interested in the human world though! and of course each mermaid would have their own opinions on humans, which can change depending on their own experiences. ex: the current mermaid!reader and whatever they've got going on atm is mostly due to alhthm having soundproof earpieces + the fact that he knows their kind-of-forgotten (to humans) language. I'd say mermaid!reader would also have to have at least a little innate curiosity and interest to the human world in order to agree to the deal. ugh I kind of wish I made this series into full fics so I could've expanded on this more (๑′̥̥̥▵‵̥̥̥ ૂ๑) but if not for the circumstances, mermaid!reader would've been more like the one in this ask

I did think about a sea witch, but it was irrelevant to the current storyline so... LOL anyways. it wasn't going to be like a ursula-type sea witch but more along the lines of hexenzirkel/lisa/signora. since their tails become legs when completely dry, it's very possible to go on land to study human alchemy and stuff, but otherwise they don't have any special magic other than their very alluring siren song. oh! but they are immune to hydro, like hydro slimes (but hotter) ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎

this isn't set in stone for this au but, mermaids originate from the dark sea (ik it isn't actually a sea, but it's technically anywhere outside the rule of The Seven, so let's just assume there are also oceans). they're an ancient race that existed alongside the seelie, and after witnessing the destruction of the entire race because of the one human/seelie marriage, that's when they started drowning humans just in case. and then it just continued on for forever.

ok I've been thinking about this next part a lot haha. yes! their scales can be used in alchemy (another reason to drown humans ig lmao) but since mermaid scales are rare and hard to come by as it is + they haven't been seen in so long, most modern alchemists just don't know about it. also I wanted to incorporate irl lore from some folktales that say mermaids grant wishes. so some humans believe that based on old legends but I haven't decided yet if they actually can or what the criteria would be if they could.

honestly i have half a mind to make a spinoff(?) series afterwards maybe that has more plot and lore and angst, since rn I'm currently just building their relationship(??) but I'm glad you enjoy their dynamic because I love writing banter, it's one of the easiest things for me to write !

anyways tysm for sending this and giving me a chance to write down all my scrapped/unused ideas ‎ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ

#— 𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓼 #˗ˏˋ ꒰ anon ꒱ ˎˊ˗ #jade.brainrots

[heartblown]

every hexenzirkel elder is an inhuman milf with an unexpectedly long lifespan. this hc brought to u by me and azul. thank you.

#/ out of character. #to quote rain. alice is a milf. mother id like to fuckingbeattheshitoutof

[monards]

publicly kneeling for somebody to write a character study about post cataclysm rhine coming to terms with having to be immortal (and made to outlive almost everybody she could care about) all while being just as human as before. with andersdotter importance

#does anybody see my vision…. #maybe I will write it myself <- lying #-> andersdotter being one of the first humans Rhine would know post cataclysm who would’ve empathized with her. And seen her as more than #what she was made to be by the fuck ass amount of propaganda #and Rhine losing her. and losing that humanization and interaction . #and realizing the curse meant she would probably never experience true human connection again #because someone like andersdotter was most certainly an anamoly #considering teyvat’s average population #crepe insane fic ideas #hexenzirkel hcs

[monards]

the Hexenzirkel ladies all get absolutely SMOKED together every couple centuries, and come up with prophecies; with whoever’s prophecies actually comes true, not just being hallucinations, getting five dollars from the others

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N; five dollars betting Fontaine goes underwater lol

R; there’s no way that’s gonna happen.

(200 years later)

R; oh my fucking god.

#rhinedottir #nicole reeyn #Barbeloth #old hag #alice genshin impact #hexenzirkel #genshin impact #Hexenzirkel HCs

[monards]

rhine pre-first meeting expecting hexenzirkel to be a formal and well organized group. Rhine on her second meeting packing a bottle of vodka

#thinking about that Lisa line #oh boy if only she knew the beginning of it…. #rhine hcs #hexenzirkel hcs

[monards]

i don’t think i will ever stop thinking about rhine being the youngest out of the (remaining) hexenzirkel ladies because it makes all the dynamics so much funnier

#see the real reason she has so much weird ass ancient knowledge is because the other three wouldn’t shut up about stuff back in their days #LMASDDAOOOO #she’s haunted #rhine hcs #hexenzirkel hcs

[monards]

hecenzirkel meetings except it’s a game of ‘where the fuck is nicole sitting’ because all they can see is her cup in the middle of the table

#this is why they all sit on the opposite side of the table #they aren’t risking that shit #hexenzirkel hcs #-> she a million percent doesn’t speak until somebody almost sits where she’s ‘sitting’

[monards]

(smacking the hexenzirkle teaser) this video can pack SO much lore and symbolism into it (promptly bursts into tears)

#RHINEALICEE #RHINEEEE #THHHEEE FOUR LEFTTT #HEXENZIRKEL #HEXENZIRKEL SPEAK TO MEEEEEEEEEEE #HEXENZIRKEL HCS

[monards]

those hoyoverse poll competition with the awful mothers but the propaganda’s just like

Alice; very very absent mother; she loves her daughter a million times over but has 100% missed her birthday once or twice. not a very good mom,

Rhinedottir; fed her kids to one another if they weren’t good enough in her eyes. Very very much delusional and sent 10/11’s of her kids off where they were destined to be slaughter or commit mass murder without them being aware of it. Abandoned all of them. What the fuck

#this post was inspired by lee ninglans #the highlight of my day is seeing propo posts #:3 #Rhine hcs #hexenzirkel hcs #rhine #alice

[monards]

Hexenzirkel event in mond when they’re all out but you can see their conversations with them like it’s one of those after event things where all the npcs are in little groups. And Barbeloth and Mona are bickering. Alice and Klee are just being mother and daughter. And Rhinedottir and Albedo are just staring at each other. no words exchanged

#‘so.. the weather.’ #LMFAGHSHSIIOO #hexenzirkel hcs #they’re so dear to me #barbeloth & Mona #Alice & Klee #Rhine & Albedo

[monards]

mondstadt couldnt handle one ethically skewed witch.how are they gonna handle end game all hexenzirkel oh dear

#3 more of them #one is the great sinner #one is presumably from a wiped out race (seelies) and scares people by talking from the void with no warning #and one's barbeloth #someone get jean a drink. #LMAOAOAO #im sorta assuming that hoyos gonna reuse the albedo havingto sorta reign in klees more destructive tendencies #with rhine and alice #which i WOULD complain about just a tiny bit because idk if i want them to just be like carbon copies of the both their kids but older #but how funny would it be to watch the great sinner and 'great adventurer of the realms' fight over the most insane shit ever #i am once again pushing my hypocrite rhine agenda #'alice you CANNOT catapult hilichurls' as she's actively experimenting on live ones. She just wants Alice to have an okay-ish public image #she needs SOMEBODY to look a bit normal and likable in the hexenzirkel. and its definetly not about to be rhine herself #once again pushing my rhinealice agenda #nicole reeyn #rhinedottir #alice #barbeloth trismegistus #hexenzirkel hcs #mondstadt