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Okay so. WIP for a shitpost. I'm in pain and can barely move these arms so be nice to me:

I'll add more when my arms stop burning.

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heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to work i go . but would love to have some lovely things to come back to! we've got lots of great faces and characters open and will be opening at 10 muns! so come check us out!

#fairytale rp #oc rp #appless rp #new rp #town rp

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Alright so I saw Wish a while ago and here's some controversial takes.

I enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it. Hell. 8/10. I enjoyed it that much. Here's my thoughts. Under spoilers because you will get mad, especially if you define yourself by 90s and current Disney movies.

Unless you know me really well. Then you saw this coming. And I already told you.

May there be no more twist villains or WOE IS ME! I AM GOOD INSIDE HONEST! Rebecca Sugar effect villains.

Evil is lime baby!

Happy divorce! GIRL YOU DESERVE IT! When was the last time we had a nice divorce like this? Parent Trap was a sad, miserable divorce. But when did we show that divorce was a GOOD thing in some cases? Only respect for my queen.

We been knew Sleepy was a snitch.

Disability rep at long last that isn't evil or eldery AND she impacts the plot.

Dahlia is my favorite and I love her.

Dahlia has her predecessor's anxiety and public speaking problem and I could cry so much cause that's an easter egg only I know and none of you will appreciate. So there.

Golden and silver age references as opposed to the Renaissance. Chef's kiss. There's a lot of Disney out there. Seeing even the Xerox era get respect was wonderful. Renaissance? Take a backseat, please. You already get favoritism as it is. You get so much merch so seeing a few extra things just for us fans? Yeah. Yeah it feels nice to be appreciated JUST ONCE cause we never will be EVER AGAIN after this.

If you call Asha adorkable for saying her face hurts/feels like it's stuck after working a tour guide job, I'm personally coming for you. As a former tour guide. Cause I have done this after EVERY SINGLE SHIFT. Because you're an asshole. Yes I said it. I'm not adorkable for smiling so hard my muscles went numb. But I am pissed at you for being a prick. And that's what you are. A prick.

This movie suffers from 'the straights are not okay' because they keep shipping Asha with any white man (emphasis on man) they can find, including her grandpa in Star form because he looked like Jack Frost in a earlier phase. Dude it was her grandpa and no I don't want your fanart even though "BUT IT LOOKED PRETTY!" But I know the only reason he has icy blond locks is because it's her grandpa AND IT EVEN HAS SIMILAR FACIAL FEATURES TO ASHA. GROSS MY DUDE. Yeah sorry if you feel personally attacked but no, this really wigs me out. Sorry if that upsets you but I KNOW THIS AND I HAVE THE ART BOOK. Says ASHA'S GRANDPA, SABINO, before we decided he should be alive and impact the plot himself! And... YEAH. Yeah, there.

You could literally ship her all cute with ANY of her friends but you go for the old white men in her life, kinda weird but OKAY THEN!

The movie needed ten or twenty more minutes more so I could chill with The Seven or Amaya. I just wanted more. That's me though.

Bazeema. Bazeema could hide bodies. Let her.

Harvey Guillen voicing Gabo is proof that Disney knows we gay coded Grumpy and they're in silent agreement but won't do much right now other than giggle with us so... thank you, Wish, for being immature with the fandom right now. The Snow White fandom thanks you.

Music was great. No subpar show stoppers that make me go THANKS FOR THE FIVE MINUTE WAIT TO RESTATE EVERYTHING I ALREADY KNOW ELSA.

The music fits together nicely. It's a soundtrack I can listen to without skipping anything because my brain isn't thrown out of whack. Everything segues nicely. I don't hate anything. I like it all.

For example, I feel this way about the Coco soundtrack. While I dislike the contemporary version of Remember Me, I can leave on the entire soundtrack and do anything. There's nothing bad about it. It's great. I sing along or I just vibe during instrumental pieces. I can do this for Snow White, Pinocchio, and Mary Poppins. I cannot do this for many other soundtracks. CONSIDER THIS A VERY HIGH HONOR FROM ME.

No, people just went in with shitty mindsets before reviewing and I'm actually looking for a good negative review because I'd probably agree with them cause different strokes for different folks. Cause no seriously someone said Cruella had more depth than Magnifico. And I love Cruella but... friendo. She's not that deep, she really isn't. I wanna sit that person down and just ask them how deep "old friend from college envies your dog's sparkly coat and steals them cause fashion". She's not that deep, truly. Glenn Close did spectacular but SHE'S ABOUT AS DEEP AS A PUDDLE. And if you mean that Emma Stone movie, no you don't. That movie doesn't exist. Cruella doesn't have some life long grudge against dalmatians because that's stupid and why would you ever write something as stupid as that? Because you wouldn't and it was a collective bad dream we all had. tl;dr I really enjoyed Wish and it makes me realize how much bad writing exists not just in animation but in Hollywood in general and maybe we stop finding some of these things acceptable from now on.

#heigh ho mun #MAYBE don't click on this if you really love disney renaissance and movies pre wish but post princess and the frog

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Me who got done very little but some shit posting but uh... pic beneath the cut in case nobody wants to see my face.

Skidoosh. Yeah enjoy my heavy "I looked at 80s makeup ALL DAY" face because Labyrinth is a big deal for me. :( I'm gonna sing the entire movie. Fight me. FIGHT ME. I WILL TRY TO BE ON TONIGHT!

#heigh ho mun #i'll probably reblog this to my mumu. probably.

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Hi. I got sick. Then I had a birthday (yeehaw I'm OLD) and it's looking like I have a sinus infection again. Uh. ...Just be nice, I'm really achy and I'm TRYING.

It Aches SO MUCH Right Now.

#heigh ho mun

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I'm feeling a little better physically. Emotionally I am garbage cause there's a lot of ableism I'm seeing in my life. Give me a day or two and I'll bounce back. But right now I really feel like crying cause I'm pretty vulnerable and I'm really tired. It's been ten years and certain things you just don't get used to. Thanks.

#heigh ho mun

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Okay so. I've turned on Doc's playlist because I am hoping positive association helps me write. It's Route Venus. It's Route Venus. Judge me. Judge me so much right now. But I have a dog on my bad knee (weighted heating, go go go) and fiance is asleep next to me because the pain is making me very crazy. Let's see what I can get done.

Because I am sad, in pain, and can barely function.

#heigh ho mun #listen i've been using route venus for doc since i was like nine? nine. #and then later on “HUH HOLY SHIT! Guess that's his Sailor Scout cause lol Hogwarts Houses? lol nah fam not how I roll.” #so yeah that's the scout identification cause doc is a filthy libra :D

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Give me a few moments to do some self care and hopefully drag my S/O on for shenanigans. Like...ten or twenty minutes. Maybe more. I still have sinus infection and THE CRUD so I'm still trying.

blows nose pathetically

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If Tumblr really does partner with some AI stuff, I am gonna increase my input of "Doc is gay" fanfiction so you will never get peace ever again. You will just get constant prompts of dwarfs being gay until we all die. I will make this my life's mission. Or second mission cause I don't have that many spoons. But I will write THE GAYEST dwarf fanfiction, slap it up here, and enjoy this. Watching the World Burn Rainbow

#heigh ho mun #i am in a strange mood #i am so tired and yet at the same time i want to cause PROBLEMS for people <3

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Saw someone talk about Snow White as their favorite trans allegory. Fleeing from a hateful life where someone is hateful (jealous) and you have to leave to preserve yourself, then you find your rebirth among a new, supportive family where you can finally find where you belong and thrive. And that made me cry a little cause yeah that's why this story is important. That is why we keep going despite it all. The horrors you face, the hate you face? That will end. You will find comfort. You will. It will end. It's a beautiful metaphor to keep going and you will find what you deserve after all these things. It's a "this too, shall pass" but a very visual representation of it. It's why this story is not "outdated". These themes are important to the human experience.

My emotions are a lil high from therapy and recovery so yeah. Things.

#heigh ho mun #snow white and the seven dwarfs #the seven dwarfs

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I'm alive. I've been crying a lot of the day because I'm having disabled girl problems and my dad isn't doing too great. I'm trying to do things but things like typing hurts my hands so I'm struggling. I need to get a treatment in me soon (Tuesday) and I'm trying really hard right now. I'll put up some stuff while I'm laying here and I'll get to things when I can. Sorry. Just...disabled girl things.

Stupid body.

#heigh ho mun

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I'm packed and I'm gonna focus on doing some drafts and emptying my inbox again. Sorry that I'm taking my time. My crps is not playing very nice. Gonna make an effort to stay up a little so I don't wreck my treatment. I do wake up in the middle of them if I get too much sleep the night before.

Mun Needs Meds

#heigh ho mun

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i showered before noon and i'm packing for my treatment tomorrow. BE FREAKIN NICE I'M DOIN MY BEST RIGHT NOW.

hurty hurt hurt

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I took a break to get bacon ranch pizza. Yeah. Yeah judge me but you know what? Sometimes the heart wants what the heart wants. turns in my 'adopted by Italians' card

#heigh ho mun #back to writing while i get ready for bed

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Me: so violin or guitar Three Hours Later Me: ...guitar. Yeah that's how long it took me to decide on something. I know. I KNOW. Be nice. There's some replies I've taken two years to think about, how about that? :( Brain Hurty

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I really want to chew off my hand in pain but my fiance says I'm not allowed. :( but i am a feral animal please let me do this

#heigh ho mun #but seriously my dumb animal brain is asking me to do irrational things for the pain cause why not #why not do caveman brain things cause nothing else works #BUT THAT'S JUST IT! NOTHING WORKS! JUST SIT HERE AND GET A DISTRACTION! GUUUUUH!