#he's rewired his sensors so that pain becomes pleasure - or as close to such that he can feel

[hypervoxel]

Enough discourse, I wanna post about headcanons

The Vees are a polycule to me, but in a way that I can't even explain without an entire slowburn fanfic (stay tuned. I'm a slow writer). But I will try.

Velvette:

I do adhere to the lesbian Velvette headcanon. She's dating Vox and still occasionally joins Valentino for a threesome with him. When she first joined the Vees, Velvette used to identify as bisexual (and still loves the bi flag colors the most) and all three of them used to date, before Velvette realized that she's a lesbian.

She and Vox are still dating, and they have an open relationship.

Vox:

Vox's response to Velvette coming out was, "So you're breaking up with Val?" Yes, his pronouns are he/him. No, he's not a man. He'd long shed the fleshy confines of humanity and gender along with it.

Vox is aspec, agender, autistic. To me. He's sex favorable of the 'I want to do it for my partner's enjoyment' flavor. Watching from cameras brings him just as much enjoyment, and he watches everything and everyone, living vicariously, a voyer through the screen. As a result of that, he's so so touched starved, but his sense of feeling is muted (the consequences of betraying flesh in favor of the machine). Soft touches to his synthetic skin don't really register, his sense of feeling restricted to mostly pressure and pain, so he's become a bit of a masochist in response because that's something physical.

Valentino:

He just likes sex. He chases pleasure in any form he can find, dopamine rushes from numerous drugs, orgasmic release, the rush of power from crushing someone underfoot. Anything and everything, he'll try it all. And none of it is really enough, so he'll never stop chasing more.

Valentino doesn't consider his relationship with Vox romantic, even if Vox totally does. They're friends, sure, business partners, absolutely, and fuckbuddies wherever Val is in the mood for it. But romance isn't Val's thing. That's hard work, and Val saves romancing for potential new hires he wants to sign a contract with. What Vox and he have is also written down on a contract, joining their businesses together too closely to be parted without blood, but it's not the same. Not to Val. So, he wouldn't call Vox his boyfriend, but he also wouldn't correct anyone who said they were. Vox is someone he can let his guard down with, one of the few people who would never want to get out of the contract their names are signed on. They work well together. That's better than any romance you can get in Hell, Val thinks.

Val and Velvette are catty besties. Pan/Lesbian solidarity and hostility all in one.

#the vees #hazbin hotel vees #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #okay i hate typing official tag. we're done here #not done with rambling in the tags tho #ace Vox vs Alastor having wildly different experiences with their sexuality so that even tho they are the same sexuality‚ #that only drives them further apart. is something that can be so meaningful #to me!! #also human Vox in my own little headcanon world had So Many body issues that becoming a TV was an improvement to him #but it's hell so he's still disconnected from his own body by the fact that his skin isn't flesh and doesn't feel #the nerves he came to hate have burned away and the fibre optics glowing inside of him are cold‚ unfeeling light #and now he would rather feel pain than feel nothing #he's rewired his sensors so that pain becomes pleasure - or as close to such that he can feel #velvette is the newest vee of course and she was dropped right in to Vox and Val's situationship #and she quickly found out that Vox doesn't just like watching - he also likes being watched. it was not shocking discovery #he likes her watching Val and him fuck‚ he likes Val watching her fuck him. #and he loves cuddling at the end. she loves it too. they can be so soft. i can make them be soft >:3 #so import to me that their relationships are so fucking toxic tho. they're soft and they're horrible <3 #Ace Vox

[shattered-hitman-and-doctor]

Info on the mechs

(ooc)

I did a thing with info on sg!Wheeljack over on main (ask-drunk-wheeljack), but I figured I’d move some info over here, and I’ll do a thing for Ratchet as well.  The really messed up stuff is under the cut since some of this content is very dark; I’ll have the darker stuff at the end so that you can read the basics without having to read the dark/nasty stuff if you’d not like to.

CW: drugs/alcohol mention, abuse mentions, violence/gore, dubcon/noncon mention, nsfw at the end (will be separated)

Wheeljack:

Wheeljack grew up quite well off.  His creators took decent care of him, albeit distantly.  He was never given very much emotional closeness, which caused him to be a very emotionally distant individual himself.  He still has a decent relationship with them, but they know very little about what he does.

He wasn’t always awful.  He was betrayed by someone who he considered a brother, being told he was “too soft for the cause”.  He vowed with all of his spark to never be too soft for the cause again.

He is a hitman and deals some drugs on the side, as well as selling parts from his victims.  He does a bit of science on the side.

He has been to medical school and has a medical degree

He will play your mind, either for fun or to get information about his next victim.  If he’s playing for fun, you’re screwed.  Because if you become wise to his twisted game, you join his victims in the scrap heap.

His methods of killing are varied, but normally he befriends the victim and asks them to come over.  Usually he’ll play a bit before he finishes them (he has a torture room in his base of operation, Ratchet runs a torture room in the basement), but if he’s pressed for time he usually tears out their vocalizer and tears out their spark.  Everything else is Ratchet’s doing.

He met Ratchet during his time selling spare parts from his victims.  They hit it off pretty well and started “dating”.  Basically, they were business partners who interfaced and recharged together.

He is conjunx with Ratchet, but has no real ties to him.  he likes him well enough but often pursues (one sided) relationships with others.  Not out of love, but because he can.

He and Ratchet can hardly be considered “lovers”.  They merely have an unwritten contract that they don’t turn each other in, ever, nor do they kill each other.  They bail each other out, but at a great cost.  They are fairly regularly experimenting on each other while the other is in recharge.  They don’t have to trust each other; they know full well what’s happening but revel in each other’s sickness.

He gives off a warm aura, which causes people to trust him.  Since he makes so much money in his business, he has the money to buy them drinks or spot them when needed.

His voice is deep from his chest, warm, and has a very hypnotic quality to it.  If he’s particularly determined to gain someone’s trust, he’ll speak more slowly and smoothly, which can often send his victims into a bit of a trance.

He thrives off of having power over others.  Some of why he loves his job so much.

Ratchet:

Ratchet had a far worse background than Wheeljack.  His parents sold him to an institution when he was the human equivalent of 10 years old or so, when the Autobot regime banned having more than two sparklings per couple unless they were given up to the cause.  They were short on money and he was the child that gave them the most trouble.  Little did they know that this “trouble” was what would lead him to be the greatest and worst doctor of the cause.

Ratchet was experimented on by medics and scientists: he was starved, then overfed, a few organs were replaced with stronger ones to see if it would make him grow faster, he was given high grade, and then nearly raw, dirty energon.  He was in constant, excruciating pain.

He managed to escape by sheer chance.  he sneaked out and ran for his life.  By this point he was the equivalent of an older teenager.

He met Wheeljack and after teaming up with him, was able to take the time to become a medic.  During his time in medical school, he took notes of the darker side of medicine

He proposed to Wheeljack that he take Wheeljack’s victims and... run some tests.  just a few tests.  

He now runs a whole operation in their location’s basement, experimenting on captives and making great medical advancements.  He has been essential to the cause with his discoveries.

General stuff:

Their location is unknown to even superior Autobot officers.  Wheeljack frequently trades intel for cloaking devices that he supercharges.  They are in one of the most secret of locations known on Cybertron.

Their home looks completely normal when you walk in.  You’d never guess a thing.

They have an untraceable ground bridge that opens right inside their home.  They’ve programmed their ground bridge to use codes for coordinates rather than numbers, which means even if someone were to see the ground bridge log, they would never understand what they were looking at.

They are both equipped with devices that scramble their signals, which makes their unique energy signatures unidentifiable when they are out and about in risky situations.  It takes significant energon to shield them like that though, and it’s only really used in con territory.  Ratchet doesn’t show up as any unique signature due to his use of synthen, but the sythen shows up on some sensors, which means he’s instantly identifiable.

Both have normal day jobs: Wheeljack is a scientist, Ratchet is a medic

it shields their operations by looking like completely normal citizens.

The really fragged up stuff **there is some dark and potentially triggering stuff here, proceed at your own risk**

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Wheeljack and Ratchet, as mentioned before, can hardly be considered lovers.  They have made a habit of opening each other up and taking innermost energon from each other’s sparks.  It’s an experiment they are both running, to see who can obtain complete control of the other first.

Wheeljack’s favorite method of torture is tearing plating from mesh.  He starts with basic plating, then moves to more vital plating, such as that which covers the spark chamber.  He may even take out and play with the individual’s spark.

He likes teasing in wires to see if there’s any sensors that might do something.  for science, amirite...? 

Ratchet enjoys taking out his victim’s spark and rewriting information on their drives, and asking them about their past life.  He loves to watch them strain to remember loved ones and memories that he’s blurred through rewriting their drives.

This has lead to the wiping of drives from criminal bots and rewiring them to only serve the cause.  And that folks is how Wheeljack and Ratchet double handedly abolished Cybertron’s Autobot prisons.

While both dabble in synthen, Ratchet fuels himself entirely on synthen.  It takes away any fear or sympathy he has left in his spark, and he keeps himself that way.  Not that he had much to begin with.

Wheeljack and Ratchet, when appearing before the Autobot high council, act as if they are a perfect couple.  They will frequently hold each other’s servos at events, hug, kiss, and even lean on each other once in a while.  They are portrayed as the model couple.

At home however... they frequently degrade each other, yell at each other, and even hit each other.  

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NSFW (CW: noncon/dubcon mentions, just some really fucked up stuff):

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Interfacing is very one sided for them.  They are constantly struggling to control each other in the act.

Wheeljack’s torture room is full of tools that go from torture weapons to kink toys in seconds.

the kinkiest boys.  that’s just how it is

Noncon is very common for both of them.  Wheeljack has had all of his motor systems disabled before, while fully aware, while Ratchet uses him for pleasure.  Wheeljack’s favorite way to force Ratchet is to keep him in forced recharge while he has his ways.

They both enjoy wound fucking.  End of story

Ratchet collects spikes and valves from his victims and preserves them to use as toys (my friend came up with this)

E-stim is very common between them, as is heavy bondage.  There is also a lot of master/slave play between them.

Ratchet enjoys tying Wheeljack up and shoving obscenely large or foreign objects into Wheeljack’s valve.The largest thing he’s ever managed is two servos at once.  His valve tore very badly after that one.

Both get off on their victims begging them to stop hurting them.  They often interface with their victims, sometimes as they dismember them.  Wheeljack usually forces the victim to give him oral pleasure (since he absolutely loves oral pleasure) and Ratchet usually fucks their valve.

Wheeljack is the more likely of the two to bring home someone else to interface with, since Ratchet can usually get what he wants from his experiments.  However, if one of them brings home someone to frag with, a threesome or being watched by the other is guaranteed.  Especially if Wheeljack brings home the individual in question.  He gets off on being eaten out or sucked off while Ratchet pounds their valve.

#sg!wheeljack #sg!ratchet #cw: gore #cw: violence #cw: noncon #cw: dubcon #will be added to with time #but for now have some messed up headcanons