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#he's just got such pretty legs and thighs and that middriff—
sagau-my-beloved · 1 year
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nsfw idea !! (not valentines themed but it doesnt contradict)
what if you had a human disguise like venti does?
unlike your real selves, the bard and "you" aren't in a relationship yet...
you are drinking with venti on the church rooftop looking down at the statue and you say smth like
"why he kinda,,,, have you seen how they draw him in the fairy tale picture books DAMN his squishy thighs small waist blah blah blah"
and he becomes so red 😭😭😭 you pretend that you only just realized
"... venti?"
"..."
anyway you tell him that you need to go and he follows you just as you intended ❤️ he follows you in the church, almost crying...
until you playfully look him in the eyes, lacy lingerie perfectly showing off your thighs and tummy ❤️❤️❤️
usually he was below you, just your toy and nothing more, but tonight you were his to indulge in ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I mean his waist though, I get it. Idk who designed that statue but they made up for covering him completely by making his waist so,,, that
It's so funny cause I have two completely different fantasies that both share the same 'talking about Barbatos in front of Venti while pretending you don't know it's him', and one is where you just excessively praise and compliment to make him flustered, like the above example, and the other is to just diss the hell out of him (in a lighthearted way of course) because I could see exactly how that would play out
I mean he'd go along with it and find the entire thing incredibly amusing, probably thinking he has an upper hand because he thinks if you ever knew who he actually was, you'd be mortified, and that's funny to him
But, little does he know, as soon as he off-handedly reveals who he actually is, expecting to provoke a reaction, you get to reply with "I know" and a deadpan expression
Idk I think I'd be funny
Back on topic— sex in a church hell yeah, lacy lingerie double hell yeah, though my one critique is that Venti should also be in lacy lingerie cause... yeah.....
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