#he'll do a full search of your clothes for candy when you enter and then give the candy to his son Cody

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i've always said that daisy would make a great dentist

#dale thomas #bless #he needs to open his own dental clinic #he stops by bunnings and purchases a drill 'yeah i'm becoming a dentist!!!' #munching on a sausage while twirling the drill around in his hands #he's got all the tools: superglue and a drill and some spirit level to keep the ghosts away #he'll fix any problem #YES I'M DOING AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR DAISY'S DENTAL CLINIC SHUT UP #now he'll fix any problem (he's a fixer) #he'll rip out your dead tooth with his bear hands #he'll fill any hole (in your teeth) (but also other holes if you ask politely) #he's got his trusty assistant Alex Fasolo filling your mouth up with water until you choke and die #he'll do a full search of your clothes for candy when you enter and then give the candy to his son Cody #he'll do your dental work for the low low price of $99.95 (plus GST) #per tooth #actually that's still really cheap #$1999.95 plus GST per tooth YES THAT'S MORE LIKE A NORMAL DENTIST'S RATE #all proceeds go to carlton to help them lure their next midfielder