#he’s gonna be in for a shock when his shiny new paladin starts sucking face with a vampire although he really shouldn’t be

[katiekat-draws]

I made my good Durge character a Paladin of Lathander and I like to imagine her backstory going something like this:

Lathander: Hey… So… Bhaal.

Bhaal: What do you want?

Lathander: I was just wondering… Are you gonna do anything about that?

Bhaal: No. Why would I?

Lathander: That is your daughter being lobotomized!?!?!

Bhaal: And that’s my other daughter doing the lobotomy. What’s your point?

Lathander: …I don’t even know why I asked. Look, I’m confiscating this one. You can have her back if she starts murdering again. Which she won’t. Because she’s my Oath of Ancients paladin now.

Bhaal: Oh, oh we’ll see about that.

And thus began the bloodiest custody battle Faerûn has ever known.

#Lathander was feeling a little silly that day a little goofy #bg3 #bg3 durge #baldur's gate 3 #tbh as the god of birth and new beginnings adopting a bhaalspawn with amnesia and empowering them to do good seems right up Lathander’s ally #he’s gonna be in for a shock when his shiny new paladin starts sucking face with a vampire although he really shouldn’t be #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #text post