#he just does the bimbo thing to get ppl to lower their guards

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I want to write a long ass staticmoth backstory fic just to do a joke where Vox tries to hypnotize Val and because Val is so baffled in the moment that someone would try to do that to him, he goes along with what Vox told him what to do. Later Vox tries again to hypnotize him but this time Val doesn't react and when Vox freaks out about it Val says "don't tell me you didn't know whores are faking it all the time lol"

#val is such a fake bimbo and i love him for it #he is 100% way smarter then anyone gives him credit for #he ain't as smart as he thinks he is cuz pride but he isn't stupid #he just does the bimbo thing to get ppl to lower their guards #someone called val a himbo once and im just??? #no he's a bimbo. those are 2 different things like how final girls and final boys have completely different criteria #the rest of the fic would just be val sa'ing his coworkers to get a leg up in the club he works at and then physically abusing vox lol #i wanna do a character study on val so bad #no one ever does evil characters justice #its always 2 dimensional 'aaa im evil bad guy >:))) no hobbies or complex thoughts only bad' and never anything else #val likes knitting and holding people down against their will he's complex and insane he contains multitudes #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel vox #voxval #staticmoth #fic idea #proship