#he has to live his life as schmeigen schmarataka who is definitely NOT a psychic spiritual consultant

[equalseleventhirds]

just saw mp100 trivia that reigen would leave spirits n such to mob if he died

and now i need fic in which reigen elaborately fakes his death for Reasons (bad ones probably) and leaves like, 16-year-old mob in charge of this whole shitty exorcism business while he drags serizawa into his hiding from creditors or internet trolls or whoever

(mob is probably aware from the start that reigen's alive, in spite of reigen definitely not telling him, but he can't just go hunt him down bcos 'shishou has his reasons' and also 'who would run the business if i left to find him' so he just Deals. intersperse chapters of mob attempting to run a business and getting overwhelmed and calling his friends to help with chapters of reigen roadtrip fake death shenanigans. by the end of it reigen's started up some other totally shady business under an assumed name but like, right next door to spirits and such.)

#'wouldn't he come back and take back the business--' NO that ruins the BIT #my bit yes but also reigen's bit. he's committed. he's dead now. #he has to live his life as schmeigen schmarataka who is definitely NOT a psychic spiritual consultant #he's a... metaphysical life coach... or some shit #wears a fake mustache. gets referrals from spirits and such. also takes their cases when mob is at school #which was a major cause of concern when mob first took over #.......possibly this happens over summer vacation and he's back by the time school starts #OH NO I KNOW his new job is an 'occult detective' lmao #also he fucks over other con artists while he's at it bcos funsies.