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#he has a Bird PhD and special ops training. there ain't no fooling him
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#comic
#raven beak
#samus aran
#chozo
#metroid dread
#Raven Beak's big booby couch surfing adventure
#don't worry about it this is all written out in page 1 of The Care And Keeping of Giant Murder Bird Dad Things
#yes that couch is to scale he is two and a half Samuses tall
#not that the blanket/towel over the head works but she would be elated if it did
#he's too big for her to coerce into a cage. he's too intelligent to fall for the 'it's dark so it must be nighttime' trick
#he has a Bird PhD and special ops training. there ain't no fooling him
#but there ARE a few reflexes Samus can take advantage of to have herself a little fun
#if he's going to be occupying the couch for who knows how long she might as well make the most of it
#he sleeps on it because 1. she wants her bed to herself and 2. bed's too small for him to sleep in it by himself anyways
#the couch is also too small but it's better than nothing and Samus is the breadwinner here
#as for reflexes she can take advantage of: tickling him under the chin may get him to reflexively open his jaw.
#it doesn't always work though
#that's something she can do to mildly annoy him. like in a 'why did you do that' sort of way.
#it's far easier to make a Chozo hatchling open their mouth that way. parents do it to get stubborn children to take unpleasant medicine
#Zebesian scholars speculated that it might be related to social feeding behaviors such as a hatchling's instinct to nudge a parent's
#throat to tell them 'hey i'm hungry give me some of that sweet mush in your crop'
#now i need to tag this with headcanons because i went too deep into the Fun Thoughts Zone
#headcanons
#anyways. more reflexes samus can weaponize. this one isn't exactly weaponizable in any meaningful way
#but sometimes she plays music while he's busy with his hands or reading just to see what gets him to absently bob his head
#so far she's gotten him to do it with 'Plastic Love' and ABBA. half the time he doesn't *appear* to notice that he's doing it
#very rarely it becomes quite obvious that he's not only noticed the head bobbing but has foregone whatever he's doing to fully embrace it.
#you know he's gettin' funky with it when his plumes stand on end
#his neck kind of straightens or stretches out. he gives a short
#robust shake of his head. and then everything moves from the shoulders down. full body bird-brained wiggles. it's very amusing.
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