#he doesnt know how much bread you're suppose to eat?he just eats the whole loaf as a meal?

[mychlapci]

i think people should consider my little headcannon that ford was lost travelling dimensions for so long that he just ... doesnt know how to eat certain meals. like,,. he's the type of man you'll see drinking ranch straight out of the bottle.

#gf #i like to think that he commits food crimes on a daily basis #no one wants to eat near him because he always does something so weird or odd #like ... he doesnt remember whats suppose to be on pizza expect for like.. cheese and tomato sauce #so he just requests bizarre shit on it because he assumes its like a fuckin build a bear #he doesnt know how much bread you're suppose to eat?he just eats the whole loaf as a meal? #gravity falls #i just think its such a funny concept #also a little sad when you think about it.. like #earth is so alien to him that he doesnt even understand the cuisine he grew up with #:(