#he bought a kayak on clearance at costco

[unpretty]

this toy is identical to a toy i already own except it comes with a remote. i absolutely shouldn't. but also. if you think about it. not buying it would be like losing money--

*i am instantly shot by the sniper who's been waiting for me to say something that indicates i'm turning into my father*

#original #one time he went thousands upon thousands of dollars into debt because the local macy's had a going out of business sale #and he couldn't afford to NOT buy all those suits #he bought a kayak on clearance at costco #he lives in the desert #don't ask how much money i already spent today buying the special edition of the wayfarer series